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You drive a hard bargain.
*lowers piss jug*
good now let me help you enrich your goodboy frame with my grammas secret chicken recipie
GRAMMIES SECRET RECIPIEEEEEEEEEE?
You just say the word, and I will poopsock anyone of your choosing. Nay, they will get the entire good boy bucket of post processed tendies!
Hey bois, Tyrone here. Let me hold you in my big strong arms while I agree with you that your League team is trash and probably filled with minorities
M’goodboys, a good Tyrone has come to our aid. So long as you keep my tendies and dewie supplies ample, you can spend your time with bitch mommy.
I can promise you that as long as you keep chad away while im at work I will never break our pact M'goodboy
Tyreeeeee didn't mention anything about hunny mussy, IMPOSTER!!!!!
Idk m'goodboys seems like a fair offer
Ree hunny mussy!! Or we will send our jugs flying Tyrone!
calm down M'goodboy! I know you keep that gallon jug of hunny mussy in the fridge for your tendies. We dont even have other kinds of sauce in the house.
REEEEE IMPOSTER 1 GALLON WOULD NOT BE ENOUGH TO SUSTAIN MY HEALTHY FRAME ASY EXTRA CAPACITY COMMERCIAL REFRIGERATOR HAS 4 5 GALLON BUCKETS OF MY PRECIOUS HUNNY MUSSY
Wtf I love Tyrone now
M’fellow goodboys, we have yet to hear grandma’s secret recipe! what if the tendies are marinated in hunny mussie? don’t be so quick to piss-jug him!
Hold your piss jugs, fellow good boys, I have tasted grandma's secret recipe! It's so good, only minimal amounts of hunny mussie are needed!
It is like the hunnie mussie fairy hath descended from...I don't give a shit about this analogy anymore, Tyrone made fourths of them and the more time I spend typing the less time I get to enjoy tendies!
I emerged in my fedora
My pasty body gently quivered,
Tyrone cooked a tendie plethora
A feast of tendies, he delivered.
Bitch mommy was asleep from drinking
Her pills were mostly swallowed too
The teacher conference left her dreaming
About my teacher’s tales of poo.
The teacher’s aide called me atrocious
My feces smeared across the place,
Bitch mommy said I was precocious
The principal, he slapped her face.
The union called a strike, you see
Because my poo and and jugs of pee,
I gobbled quick, he said I stunk,
While he stuffed mommy in his trunk.
That night, on glowing double screens,
Consuming all the hentai charms,
I wafted farts like tendie dreams
And slept through beeping smoke alarms.
If any other m'goodboys are wondering why Tyrone has such an unhealthy frame, he is simply making sacrifices because he loves us so much. RISE UP AGAINST MOMMY AND CHAD AND REJOICE FOR TYREEEEEEEEEEEEENE
Tyrone, you’re back! I’ve so missed my black daddy! Can I really get a 45 gallon drum of hunny mussy for my birthday?!
And...the hunny mussey and dewie too?
Oof ow my good boy points are depleting
Thank you Tyrone, I'm glad you go in the bedroom with your friends and my mom. Who were those guys with the camera equipment and what is "blacked" though?
I'm glad Tyrone is this subs protector.
Just don't fuck my bitch mommy long dick style
TYWONE IS BACK pants begin to moisten can we get hunny mussy?? M’goodboy reserves are exhausted from vanquishing chads and chadpreets. bowels itch with excitement tywone you have earned your keep, compliance will keep these bad boys grabs balls at bay.
Got any them SEVEN ORIGINAL HERBS AND SPICES???????????
BITCH MOMMY SMILED AND SAID SHE LOVED TYRONE'S SEVEN ORIGINAL HERBS AND SPICES. TYREEEEEEEEENNNN DON'T HOLD OUT ON GOOD BOY!
Every m'goodboys' dream man.
Thank you Tyrone
So are Chad and Tyrone friends? Did Tyrone attend Chad’s Bar Mitzvah? Did Chad come to Tyrone’s graduation and congratulate him on being the first member of his family to receive a college degree? Do Chad and Tyrone both take turns banging Stacy while her husband watches?
Good guy Tyrone as always
please oh kind sir bestow tho goodboy enhancing tendies onto me
thank u tyrone
Fank u Thairone
Did the meme start the porn or did the porn start the meme?
i reeeeeeeeEeEEEEEEEEEEalize that this deal is amazing mr.tyrone but do not forget the dewie, hunny mussy, and to double fry the tendies. thank you m’goodtyrone
You're the guy that bitch mommy cheated on daddy with
M’goodboys, can this really be a new powerful ally? Until he provides the shipments of the promised tendies, we must consider that he is simply infiltrating via Trojan horse! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
good tyrone daddy
If what you have told me is true, you will have earned my trust
REEEEEE WHAT KIND OF SAUCIE WAUSIE DO YOU HAVE FOR THEM?!
....... autistic screeching dissipates
thank you tyrone i love you
Thank you Tyrone! Do you want some of my Dewie? I’d gladly pour you a glass!
Thank you, Tyrone!
OP just ended racism
Thanks Tyrone, but you’re still a minority and will never be my real daddy!!!!
But he has the secret grandma's tendies recipe, legends say that it is marinated in hunny mussies before it's even fried!
You mean Tyson ? Chad almost fooled us M’goodboys REEEEEE.
F-finally Tyrone is back.
Just because we don't pay him for the work we force him to do doesn't make him a slave REEE
Just for this comment we will make YOU our slave