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This will revolutionize the porn industry.
I consider this an absolute win.
I understood that reference. 👉
As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s ass.
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If you edit within the first five minutes it does not show the star.
"I'm the best step-me...I could have ever asked for."
Damn Sith Lords trying to expose people's porn habits
It already kinda has.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Edit: uh, well, there it is... r/gendersnap
Gold? Silver? Thanks redditors, you're the best!
Oh man, they really shadn't've.
that’s my new favorite word
why use lot word when big word do trick
-- The German Language
It is true for most Germanic languages. And some words must be contracted. For instance, the Norwegian word for dining table is "spisebord". But if you wrote "spise bord" instead, it now means to eat a table.
I understood none of the video yet found it impossible to stop laughing
I only understand anything based on similarities with Norwegian and context with the pictures.
As far as I understand it, it is basically about Barbara who makes rhubarb cakes, which she sells in Barbara's rhubarb bar. She's got some regular customers, who are barbarians, and who has beautiful mustaches. Those mustaches are trimmed by a barber, who I guess have some beer, which is sold by a woman named Bärbel. A captivating story!
Swedish, German, English:
Brun hårig sjuk sköterska = braune haarige kranke Krankenschwester = brown hairy sick nurse
Brunhårig sjuksköterska = braunhaarige Krankenschwester = brown-haired nurse
I'd like to subscribe to Germanic Language facts.
Sounds like "Schadenfreude"
Whomst’ve done this? We must persecute them
I worked with snapchat for a year and saw the teams who created these filters. Even worked very closely with the lead designer who came up with AR for the app... can confirm they're batshit insane. So many man buns... so.. many... man buns
ok but they had great office perks right
Absolutely. They easily had the most perks and benefits of anywhere I worked. I miss it but I was only under a year long contract so it had to end :(
Tell me more, tell me more. Like what kind of benefits were there?
Not only was there a "cantina" that had a full barista bar and freshly cooked breakfast/lunch/dinner, but unlimited drinks, snacks, warm bread just brought in from a bakery, latte machines. Any time a big release happened we had full on happy hour in the main quad. Piles of beer and wine bottles. Basically, think of the most lax business environment possible but with people who work insanely hard.
What the fuck. Great now this half stale Krispy Kreme donut and coffee is gonna taste like shit now.
Just learn how to make programs to process large data sets iteratively to generate inputs to an algorithm that can modify itself in runtime and you too can get sweet job perks in a fortune10 tech giant. Till then, enjoy the donut you have, not the donut you want
That donut quote is probably one of the smartest bits of wisdom I’ve read in a long time.
Dress for the donut you want, though
I have no donut. I'm jealous of everyone.
Modern day Mad Men. Looks awesome.
with people who work insanely hard
This is the main point. They have all that stuff so you're better with living at your job.
And BAM you're selling it.
If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
I have way too many confused boners over this new snapchat filter.
I'm not gunna lie, the female version of me is stunning, like a solid 9/10. Is it gay or narcissistic or normal to be attracted to the female version of myself? I don't even know anymore. Why does this cursed technology exist?
Well to be fair, the filter itself is doing all the work to make you look like an attractive female. Everyone is going to look "nice" with it
I'm a 20 year old dude who turned into a 40 year old Karen with this filter. Im going to have to speak to your manager about outrageous claims like this. This is unacceptable!
I looked exactly like my mom. It kinda soured my mood.
I look like a fat Daniel Radcliffe :(
This guy didn't. I was not attracted to the girl version of this guy.
The terrifying matrix glitches and phasing through 2 different faces at the same time didn't help either.
Not really true, I look absolutely ugly with this filter on
The male version of me is the facial embodiment of my "type" and I'm not sure what that says about me. That said, I'd do me.
I'm flying over you...
I'm flying, flying, flying over you...
I hope op doesn’t forget to put the lotion on her skin
That said, I'd do me.
In all fairness I'd say most of us already do ourselves daily.
The male version of me just looked like a fatter, uglier version of my dad.
I think my wife would rather have the female me and I totally understand. I'm like a 5 dude and a 9 lady.
The Male version of me is HIDEOUS. 10/10 would not bang.
Nah it makes pretty much everyone look attractive because all snapchat filters automatically smooth out your facial features and blemishes. Also, it's definitely not gay for a man to be attracted to somebody who looks like a woman.
My wife and her bestie have been going ham with it using it on pics of anyone they can think of, and both are super salty that guys often turn into 8-10 stunners and most girls usually end up the exact opposite when as guys. Seems like the filter does a better job with men to women than vice versa!
Get ready for a dramatic increase in Facebook profiles.
There's already been an uptick in Tinder accounts. I've counted at least 5 profiles in the last few days that were obviously guys using the filter.
FYI, this requires magical amount of computation complexity for someone who worked with C64s and Amigas. And that's on a damn phone.
Time has a twisted sense of humor.
Just imagine when phones get even more processing power. We'll be able to make our own celebrity deep fake pornos right from our phones! No one would want to see my pornos before, but after I put George Cluneys face on my black body then everyone will want to watch!
I was just explaining to my daughter today how my first computer had 4k of ram, could only display text, and saved to a cassette tape. I wasn't even going to try to explain what a cassette tape was.
I remember once telling my dad I wanted a gigabyte of memory on our computer. He laughed heartily and said I must mean disk space. No such thing as a gig of memory. And no, we can't afford a whole gig of a hard drive bank.
I remember when I got an 8 GB hard drive and thought "Wow! I'm never going to be able to fill this up!"
Now I have a laptop with twice that as RAM and I still occasionally break into swap space. (Not to mention that I carry a phone in my pocket with 8x more storage).
Makes me wonder if my grandkids are going to think 2 TB of RAM in whatever succeeds the smartphone is woefully inadequate.
Considering software sucks more and more over time, infinite RAM won't be enough.
I'm not sure it's as much sucking as every app/OS/program seems to need to collect as much data on you as possible at all times. Imagine how much faster everything would be if we weren't being watched by 50 different people constantly.
It is sucking. The programming paradigm shifted from bringing out the most efficient solutions to ship the product as fast as possible at any cost. The longer the applications or websites exist the more inefficient they get, everything keeps getting built on past mistakes, because inheritance, and a bunch of unnecessary code is getting run, because developers don't have the time nor motivation to fine-grain the code they write.
It’s not (completely) the developers fault, it’s the market. The market does not allow the time and cost associated with developing lean software. In the beginning software was hyper optimized, because it had to be. Software was also a lot more simple. Now we just throw more hardware at it and it works. More ram is cheaper than optimization cycles.
Yeah, that is sort of what I wanted to imply. If the manager says we have to have this feature ASAP no matter the downsides, the employees can only argue so much. Many approaches to development primarily focus on delivering working product rather than optimising it. Very very very few places actually have a need for 'perfect' or optimal code these days.
They can now put 1 TB of data on a 0.25 gr micro SD card that is the size of the nail of your pinky finger and just about as thick.
Excuse me. I was told size doesn't matter.
Of course it does! Smaller is better, right guys?
Sure you can get into places without being noticed! Wait are we talking about the same thing?
I grew up on technology and while most people use things like events to feel or mark the passage of time, my brain uses technology. When I hear 9/11 was 18 years ago, my brain goes huh... but when I think Windows XP was released about a month before 9/11, my brain goes "holy Hell that was a long time ago!"
This was science fiction 10 years ago, god damn.
And it can run for hours powered by a pocket sized, light weight, rechargeable battery. No mechanical noises or fans etc. 🤯
This is why simulation theory blows my fucking mind. The more you think about it the worse it'll drive you insane. Most of this computing power was developed in the past 30 years.... imagine 300
Rationally, Moore's law cannot apply forever. There's certain bottle neck's we'll hit that push the limits of physics.
Moore importantly though, eventually economics will probably kick in. The demand for computing power appears like it might not keep up with the cost of innovation. There's only a few large layers that are doing this innovation and their R&D costs are in the Billions.
Moore importantly though
There is a flip side to this. Much like how phone's got smaller and smaller, then suddenly were too small and now the market demands bigger screens. Eventually we settled on a reasonable size of between 4 and 6'' depending on preference.
Now we will have quicker and quicker processes, and better batteries. Soon enough we will settle on a good enough standard there too.
We are almost reaching the limit of our ability to put transistors on a surface. At a few nm big we only have a couple of electrons to form the bridge and all kinds of weird effects start coming into play at that size. We can do multiple processors, or more efficient designs to compensate, but the question will be whether or not we will really need that. Maybe for a while.
Eventually we settled on a reasonable size of between 4 and 6'' depending on preference.
That's what she said.
We can always just do like Cray and connect the layers with pogo pins.
Especially when you consider it's in real time. Very technically impressive
that snapchat filter needs its own sub. as someone who doesn't have snapchat I was shown that filter and I just find it hilarious
and now it is. well done reddit /r/GenderSnap
Came here to ask that
"it took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."
Now i can see why people are getting "snapchat dismorphia"
i tried the filter out...
Instructions unclear. Tried the filter out, now my dick is stuck in myself.
Now, show this to someone form 1900 and watch their heads explode
Ok, just give me a few minutes, I need to drive to the People from the 1900's Store.
Do you need directions to Alabama?
Alabama just passed a near-total abortion ban with no exceptions for rape or incest
is this the sharia law we were afraid about?
One of them, yup. Georgia is working on one upping them.
It's the new "I-can't-believe-it's-not-Sharia-law", brought to you by the exact same people who claim to protect you from Muslims overrunning your country and instituting Sharia law.
Although I hear the ingredients are identical, they just changed the logo to a spiffy cross to make it more attractive to the race-conscious consumer.
this is a prequal of things to come. in future, you will be face to face chatting with prostitute, who is nothing more than a poor man trying to make some money, but you on the other hand are whacking off to a guy with dreads and lip piercings , but all you see is a brunette.
I'm 100% convinced that in the Harry Potter universe there are polyjuice brothels where you can go schtup anyone you can pull a hair off of. Not to mention high class joints where you can be with polyjuice prostitutes using celebrity likenesses. The classy ones will have legit contracts with the celeb, the seedy ones will operate on a black market of stolen hairbrushes. It's a serious crime. Some celebs shave their bodies now to avoid being victimized. It's a tragedy. But hard to stop entirely.
Thanks jk rowling
Holy shit, this would absolutely be a thing. Curious what made you think about it like that
this is a major plot point in the The Wolf Among Us. The magical clone sex industry is booming.
In the future I'm just gonna record myself jerking off and put a filter on it
Not cheating if it's yourself right
1950: I bet they will have flying cars in the future.
2019: Snapchat genderswap.
How is using it as a video, on my snapchat I can take a photo with this filter but video doesnt seem to allow it?
Nightmare fuel right there
As an immortal alien who have been monitoring the development of the human race since the apes, I am pleased to see you are making such great progress.
So Snapchat is Tik Tok now?
You sir (ma'am) win the Internet for today.
Just laughed inappropriately loud at barber shop. Ok now I understand this filter
It's not gay if it's through a snap chat filter
Filter don’t do shit for me I just look like Madea
This is hilarious.
On the other side, I myself woke on Sunday morning and was playing with the male version of this filter on myself and I downright look like a serial killer with it. My husband was not impressed seeing that as one of the first things when he woke up. Lols were had.
My beard is so manly it rendered the filter unusable.
You win the internet.
Now this song is in my head. I’ve got to listen to at least an hour of Cannibal Corpse to fix this.
"Tell me more, tell me more... DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!"
Had audio off and when I figured out what was going on I thought, this would be a good trick to try for the song Summer Nights. Then I looked at the timing and tried seeing if the words matched the movements of the lips and was like Booyeah :)
This technology is wasted
This new snapchat filter is all fun and games until they start adding celebrity faces and then putting them into porn.... then it's hilarious and hot 🤣
Awesome. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a hot minute
It's at times like this that I wish we lost against the night king.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TAKE A VIDEO OF THAT FILTER
Thanks! I hate it.
That scared the f*ck our of me!
thats straight up nightmare fuel right there.
How do I find this in Snapchat?!
Thanks for the nightmares!
I'm so glad I hit play. This is the best thing I've ever seen
Friggin love it
I don't get it. My filter can only make a pic...
The next generation is doomed.
“I identify as a Snapchat filter.”
I tried this filter. I’m an ugly guy with a short beard, like in the vid.
It made me an ugly woman with a long beard.