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The holy pint
The Holy (gr)Ale
“The tale of Sir Drinks-a-lot”
No more comments to read, you nailed it.
This should be the very top comment but people have auto-collapse on and won't see it before the one you replied to 😔
Awwwww was about to comment that
AKA an Estus Flask.
AKA a healing gourd
AKA a Blood Vial
AKA a health pack
AKA a healing salve
The holy lads guard the holy pint until they can find the chosen one to drink it.
...and on the eighth day god created light
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This would be it as an scp, just a ton of redaction
The Pint of Destiny
The holy ALE, you had a perfect opportunity and you BLEW IT
The holy spirits
I feel like this could be a Monty Python moment for some reason.
Prepare the holy hand grenade of Antioch!
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three is the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out!
Skip a bit, brother.
Goes to take a sip.
"Don't drink it!"
"Why not? It's muh beer."
"It's a holy relic!"
"A holy relic I paid two quid for."
(I don't know British cash or slang for money and I won't remember if you correct me. It just sounded good.)
A beer for two quid does sound pretty good lol
Yeah 2 dollar beer would make me an alcoholic.
That'd be even cheaper in the Queen's money, £1.55.
Of course imperial pints are slightly more than 20% larger than US pints... So by volume $2 for a US pint = £1.86 for an imperial pint.
... I'm not sure what the other guys 20% tax is for but that would bring a £2.23 pint to be approximately equal to a $2.16 US pint (where I live we have an 8% sales tax).
£1.86 once you include the sales tax (20%)
For an Australian 2 quid is cheaper still
His facial expression reminds me of The Dude in The Big Lebowski for some reason.
Your drink indicates the precise location of The Well of Souls.
His glass is too tall. THEY’RE DIGGING IN THE WRONG PLACE!
They are drinking in the wrong place!
Or a colossus.
A Holy ‘Spirit’ 🍺
I can get behind that
A religion I would delightfully follow. Church on Sunday at a brewery? Sign me up. And if the Trinity combines pot and a handful of pharmaceuticals, I will gladly go to war to enlighten people of our new and improved lord and savior
"The Holy beer-it"
That ain’t beer, that’s a mana potion
That’s an estus flask
Praise the sun! \O/
Edit: wait fuck the left slash doesn’t show up in the comment on my screen
You have to do two left slashes for it to show up
Jake: the Beer!
Rev Cleo: Do you see the pint?
Jake: the Beer!
Elwood: Bud light?
Rev Cleo: Do you see the pint?
Jake: Yes! I can see the pint! Jesus H Tapdancin' Christ, I have seen the pint!!
Came to the comments for a Blues Brothers reference. Well done
Love it. My dad told me that when I watched this movie for the first time as a kid I said, "Mr. James Brown must be a ghost." My dad asked why I thought so, and I said, "Because he can float across stage."
Still to this day it's my all time favorite movie, and unquestionably the greatest Hollywood musical of all time.
If this wasn’t followed by a proper beer prayer, it’s blasphemy. (For those that don’t know; Our lager, which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk,) at home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager, forever and ever, Barmen.
You chose... wisely!
You're still worthy.
It’s a real life Estus Flask!
Do you live in Australia because I think this officially makes you our next Prime Minister.
And on the 8th day god created beer
And that's why the next days aren't even recorded.
Long Beach, ca. LBC BABY!
i knew it you’re at that horror themed pizza bar downtown
I was just there on Saturday!
The city they call Long Beach. Puttin shit together.
Are you doing okay?
Is this at the 4th Horsemen? Am I blowing up your whole spot right now?
The true Sip of Sunshine.
Are you Brett crystals?
Now that’s a light beer.
Mmm skunked beer
Dude your beer has a quest for you!
You're ruining your beer as you hold it there
Lightstruck is literally the name of one of the primary off flavors if beer.
I could see a cropped version of this, or something like this as an album cover.
Item: holy beer
When drunk: cannot become intoxicated, confused or become insane for 1d8 days.
Heal 2d10+4 HP
a new meme is born. this man is gonna be famous
You are the chosen one.
T H E H O L Y G R A I L
The holy grail
You look like a cool guy to hang out with
He chose wisely
But the grail can not pass beyond the great seal. It is the price for immortality.
Looks like in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
And the Lord said: Thou shalt guzzle daily four quarts of beer and urinate often.
Is that light beer?
That's a sign of a holy pint! Drink it and you'll become a god
This looks like a specific picture of Jesus all Hispanic people have in their house
The true Holy Grail
You have been blessed!
Drink it fast so you can get immortality
This should be an ad
He looks like Bangarang Cumberland with facial hair and a hat.
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
YOU’VE BEEN THUMDERSTRUCK!
Queue Indiana Jones theme
This is the most daddest post I’ve ever seen
This picture is just stupidly nice 😂
Fully restores, health, mana, and stamina
That beer clearly has a side quest available, or power up points to grant.
insert dark souls reference here
I see this is how Trappist beers are made.
Chug that estus flask
adding a choral "aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhmmmm"
That expression is great. Makes the picture so much better.
Beautiful neckbeard. The most effective type of contraception.
Skunking a beer. Good idea