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This guy looks like hes equipped with every dad joke
Once you’ve beaten all the other dads, you fight him in a Home Hardware aisle. Hope you know your tools.
r/bossfight is leaking
Edit: Fixed the sub.
If you hack the thermostat, it causes him to go berserk, preventing him from casting attack spells and confusion, but increases his physical attacks so stay out of reach.
My guild's been trying to get Omega Dad down for a week. Been saving my re-roll in hopes of getting the White New Balances. I'm still rocking Crocs from the summer vacation DLC.
Say what you will those New Balance are comfy as fuck source - am dad
I'm the PM Dad. I do the night chores like sleep with your ex wife, etc.
As an overweight white 22 year old I agree.
You can't attack him mid Dad Joke otherwise he counter attacks and starts the Dad Joke again.
You can however stun him which stops him from counter attacking. Best bet is telling him you love him
And to stop playing video games all day and get a jerb
:: shakes fist angerly in the air ::
Or you're pregnant.
This allows you to spin. To his back, and land a few heavy attack strikes while he's stunned and blinded.
Edit- (this attack can only be used every 9 months, so be choosey)
+4 strength +4 Stam leather belt?
It happens as you get older. Multiple trips to the bathroom usually go along with it.
I can't get past the putting the tools back in the right place level.
I wish I could teach my wife and kids to put the tools back where they found them...
I'd be happy if I could get them to use the right tools for the job. My freshly sharpened chisels are not for opening paint cans.
Lowes guy: "Can i help you with any projects today?" :D
Ron Swanson: "I know more than you"
Lowes guy: D:
Lowes guy: oh thank God... Can you tell me how to get out of here?
This reminds me of the ending of The Equalizer. It was like Home Alone for dads.
That's why Dad spends so much time in the bathroom kids.
This is super funny to me because he looks like my old boss, who indeed had a dad joke for everything. 😂
Yes, You're right.
Good thing he's in the bathroom, because he's got a serious case of...
Currently have it and let me tell you, it’s not fun. Especially when you’re in a public bathroom.
Hopefully no one will try to open the door even though you are already in there and when you say something and have a near panic attack, they will peer through the holes on the side and yours eyes shall meet.
This has not happened to me
Nah you gotta shit with force and stare back with intent. That way they get embarrassed.
J thought they were just helping me. The panic did get everything out.
Just yell "Who wants kisses?!"
EDIT: My first silver! Thank you so much!
Butt like you don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself.
The unwritten rule of public bathroom's
Alternatively known as just shit on the floor.
Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to come out with your hands up, we don’t need to make this harder than it needs to be...
.../r/PunPatrol I’m gonna need some backup!!
You've got to be shitting me, we need the whole department to get this asshole
Officer are you fucking kidding me! We’re fighting a goddamn war out here and you’re fraternizing with the enemy and using their form of speech?! Damn it I need to go home and hug my wife and kids, this war is getting too long.
Sargent, I apologize. It must have been that alphabet soup I had yesterday. I'm having some weird vowel movements
I remember the early days... Ache here, little puff of gas there, we all thought it was normal gastropolitical tensions. Then it attacked, never seen a splatter pattern like it, the bowl, the rim, just complete chaos. Our backs where to the wall when the second wave hit, still remember the smell, like death with a hint of Chipolte. Boys became men that day...
Haven't seen one of these up top in a good while, nice to see it again.
Hi mom and dad.
His jokes are ... something.
Your parents know your Reddit username?
They do now
better hope they don't check your post history then.
To save everybody else the waste of time that this comment inspired: his post history is nothing but sports and CV curating.
Something is the right word.
"to my wife that my dads joke are funny? And my mom? Please"
You're welcome! Also I loved your video.
Your use of Initial D music made this so much better
This is my favorite version of this
Oh damn it's Jaze
He shoots choreographed fights akin to Jackie chan movies. Pretty cool.
Sauce? I'd be interested in watching some of those.
Lol interesting theme
His older videos tend to stay with the "extended fight sequence in a single shot" that Jackie Chan used to keep prewching about.
His newer vids seems less about fight and more just for his own content lool
That's his channel you can explore more there too.
That was so over the top it was honestly incredible
Portal is calling, wants his portal gun back.
I think Portal is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills rebots and doesnt afraid of anything.
We don’t have that many portal guns around!
"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I even invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are."
Reminds me of spongebob and patrick running through the perfume department on the Flying Dutchmen.
Tiktok is leaking into reddit....
TikTok has entered the chat
what the fr*ck is this title
If Greg Proops and Justin Roiland combined their DNA...
Me after saying bloody Mary 3 times at 3 am
When my daughter was in 3rd grade the bloody Mary legend was running rampant in her elementary School. girls were daring other girls to do it in the bathroom kids were crying it was a pain in the ass. And my daughter was freaked out by it.
so my wife says watch this walks into the bathroom turns out the lights looks in the mirror and says bloody Mary 3 times. She walks out and says "see, nothing happened."
I pulled her aside and tell her that she's far braver than I am and I never would have done that shit. My wife proceeds to tell me that her knees were literally shaking while she did it and that she was freaking terrified.
We were both in our late thirties at the time.
I am a fully grown 36 year old mother of a 16, 13, and 9 year old and if my child came home freaked out about Bloody Mary we’d just have to all go to therapy because there’s no way my adult ass is going in the bathroom and saying Bloody Mary 3 times. That shit is terrifying 😂
Dude as corny as most of the episodes can be, the Bloody Mary episode of Supernatural freaked me out. The idea of looking in the mirror and seeing something you aren't supposed to see is terrifying to me
Super confused on how he made this
It seems to be 1-3 second videos starting from the left, that are run one after another (?)
He has over 30 bathrooms in his house. How else would he have made this?
He runs through the door, then stops the camera and walks back to the other side of the same room, then he turns the camera on and runs back through the door again.
My 12 year old daughter makes these all the time on Tik Tok. I showed her the Asian guy one and she said "oh thats super easy" and showed me how to make one in about 5 minutes
Tik tok is leaking again.
Nobody needs that many bathrooms.
What kind of Scooby Do madness is this?
This dude looks like that one High school science teacher that does those crazy experiments with fire in the middle of the classroom haha.
Aww man, is Reddit about to be overrun with TikTok videos now? This isn't the first I've seen on here today...
That was really well done. Not like im a professional or anything, but wow.
I want to do this but naked with my johnson boppin' around
This is really awesome! Great effort 10/10
Thanks. I love it
This is like a dad joke in video format.
Is there any tutorial on how to make such video?
Lol this must have taken a while to edit!
That's the thing. It took me 15 minutes. I just had fun. I was not planning for all of this. :)
This is insanely well made. Kudos
Adam is looking pretty ruined nowadays
This is one of THE dad jokes in all of reddit
Portal 2 irl.
Dad got a tik tok account
This actually gave me motion sickness. Bravo.
That’s actually brilliant
Haha this is excellent!!! Reminds me of Bertold in Baron Munchausen!!!!
Thanks I love it...but why am I attracted to this weird looking middle age man?
So I want to know how he did that, take a lot of pictures and splice them together or what.
I was hoping that in one of those passes he would just have a beer in his hand.
Someone should do one of these with footage over a decade or some shit
Reddit reposts tiktok now
They gotta do this scene with the spongebob scene where they’re running thru the perfume isle
You can say bitch on the internet
Is that greg proops???
So this is what Gary Oldman has been up to.
You should see how far TikTok too these a month or two ago
John Oliver has really let himself go.
When you are having a nightmare and can’t escape.
Gus Johnson in 30 years.
I don't know who he is, but I want to be his friend.
This is great!
I foresee a reddit trend of mirror runs in the near future.
This looks like me trying to escape my nightmares.
the original one with the asian guy did it better
Congratulations, through hard work making countless dad jokes and stealing the noses of babies you have now successfully leveled up. You now reached: Master tier Dad, but please be aware of the power you posses.
How long before we see this technique used in an ad campaign?
Wasn't there a post of a kid doing this same thing as naruto like 2 weeks ago?
Yes and there are dozens more iterations because this was a Tic Tok trend last month.
Trying to reach Bowser when you don’t have enough stars.
Now you're thinking with portals!
is he the fastest dad alive?
I liked this kinda video
He looks like Beaker the muppet
Wubaluba dub dub!