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This guy usually performs on Embankment in London, saw him there years ago though so not sure he'll still be in the same place. Give him £2 he'll do one of these poses, give him a fiver and he'll do more involved intricate ones. Nice guy, weird seeing him on reddit
What will he do for £100? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Small scale action movie
An action GIF
Looks at OP
7/10 film in Bollywood.
If you gave him $2 million and 3 weeks, he could probably make a hallmark movie
M E T A
With gratuitous nudity.
you get to chop his head off for real
Apparently Point Break remake.
Point Break remake
They didn't did they...I refuse to even google to see if that is true, I don't need my heart broken at 1 in the morning just before bed
i saw it the other week and was intrigued.
i regret it.
4 years ago, has teresa palmer in it tho so it's not an absolute 0
From fight scene shots to money shots.
Honestly those are great prices for a really unique experience. Yeah, the photo you get is nice but your story about him is what makes the value.
Yeah, honestly. It's insane value when you consider that a large part of getting a good photo is good poses. He seems to be good at it too. Worth a tenner easy to someone who appreciates what he does.
Edit: I've been wanting to get a good photo of myself for ages, not necessarily in a fight pose, but I haven't been able to find a friend who would take some for me and knows how to get the best out of subject.
He should obviously move to Reddit City in Redditland where all of these kind strangers will obviously part with their hard earned money to patronize this saint of a man.
Yeah I would definitely be prepared to give him a tenner.
That said I bet he's making bank even at £2 each, it takes what? 30 seconds?
Yeah I would if he's been doing it long enough he's dialed in the price. £10 would still be a pretty awesome price but at that point a lot of people would rather just watch and enjoy instead. £2 is a "fuck it why not" price.
New York here. Would you be up for a trade? We'll give you three Elmos, two topless ladies, and a Batman.
We'll throw in every subway "showtime" group too
£2-£5 is a crazy value
I go to London for work once a year and I've never bothered seeing a single one of the sights, but I will be traveling to see this dude.
How can you go to London and not see the sights? So much to see!
I live in London and like many of us who live here have never been to the tower, st Paul's, London eye etc.
I think that's true for most residents in big cities. I lived in Philadelphia for four years before I ever saw the liberty bell and it was only because I was taking someone else.
Yes, but have you ever licked the liberty bell?
It actually tastes like pennies.
Yep. When it's right on your doorstep you never get round to seeing the big attractions. You always just say "I'll just do it some other time, it'll still be there next week" and then next week you delay it again, and it goes on and on and on.
But you have seen them, I used to work in Westminster, I might not have been inside the parliament building but I've seen big Ben countless times
Wow! I've just tried this, the ambulance is on its way.
We'll be here with you until they arrive
Thanks OP. You do know it's all your fault?
Don't admit anything, OP, till you speak with a lawyer.
Lawyer here: looks like it was clearly all your fault, OP. Please Venmo me $8,000 for my services.
I am also a lawyer and would like $8,000.
Veterinarian here , can confirm everything
Witness. Will accept bribe.
Were you in Vietnam with all the other vets?
No no! I have a reverse card in my pocket so you owe me $8,000
I got screwed over by a lawyer once. Please send me $8000.
We're gonna sue the shit out this "gravity," thing.
And remember you don’t want a criminal-lawyer , you want a criminal/lawyer.
It's only been an hour. You're supposed to wait over 4 hours before you see a doctor.
Very clever, you earned a hearty IRL laugh from me.
Luck has sided with Kira Yoshikage
Lol this made me wake myself up with the chuckle i got
They don’t call him Mr. Worldwide for nothing.
I'm on fire.
Fire. Ball. Dun dut duh dun dunat dun!
King Kong and Tonka trucks
I once had a foreign professor teaching software engineering and that's what it sounded like he was saying every time he said "variable".
Every time I heard the tune in my head.
Everytime I see this, I wonder who Dale is and why does Pitbull say his name out of nowhere. Must be a long lost lover. RIP Dale.
I don't blame him for falling in love with someone named Dale Miami.
Dale Miami doesn’t think your kids deserve a good education.
Dale Miami has been taking bribes from the Wall Street fat cats for years!
Dale Miami is more concerned with being worldwide than your neighborhood he claims to care about!
Now is Dale Miami really someone you want to fall in love with?
I’m Dime Daytona and I approve this message.
Spanish speaker, it is an expression that means "lets go" at least in Puerto Rico.
For example: "You good to go?" Lets go!
"¿Estas listo para irnos?" Dale
Another example is Don Omar's (Puerto Rican singer) song called Dale don Dale
"Dale" means "Go ahead," "Give it" or it can be slang for "Do it."
Nah, I think his name is Armando.
Boats and hoes!
I’ve heard that it’s better yet if you go to Times Square and take a picture with him.. but only if it’s with a Kodak..
Name something that rhyme with Kodak
In the NFL I'm a pro back!
On skis I like the snow, Jack!
I'm a newt, my tail will grow back!
On the battlestar I'll give you mo' frack!
I'm droppin bombs, takin no flack!
So hard, so high, spittin fire like a smokestack!
My shit's so radioactive I got a glow crack!
Smooth pimp hat wearin motherfucker crushin suckers like Kojack!
Not cuttin' no slack,
Better take a step back!
Not foldin' like a hack,
Dunkin' words like Shaq!
Dead, droppin' ya like a sack,
Not done, fuck ya like Necrophiliac.
Dropping bombs like it's Iraq,
Bury your ass, in the dirt, packed
Fools like You don't know how to act,
Running 'round dumb with a demon pact.
All this, you still think I'm talk smack?
Let's spin the wheel, pull you tight on the rack.
Agent 47 actually
SEÑIOR FEATURE! I’M TRAPPED IN A DIGITAL PRISON.
Where is this guy
He’s from the STREETS!
Dont mug yourself.
I saw him in London
Can we get all that in London?
Right across from the coca cola London Eye, is where all the touristy magic happens. Ahh the smell of pee.
Yeah if you're at the London Eye, cross the bridge over the river and walk along Northumberland Avenue, cross the roundabout to Trafalgar Square and you'll see where this was taken just outside the *National
Portrait Gallery. Plenty of street performers and other touristy stuff like people in Pikachu costumes and what not.
*As another redditor pointed out it's actually The National Gallery, The Portrait Gallery is round the corner.
Ugh, we got a Pikachu guy here in Brisbane. He smells like pee and old carpet.
That's the National Gallery in Trafalgar Square.
Last saw him in Trafalgar Square but that was a few years ago
This was shot outside the National Gallery in London. It's the big building at the top of Trafalgar Square.
This is actually pretty damn creative - better than the horrendous knock-off characters harassing people in Time Square. I'd actually pay to take a photo like this...
I’m not creative at all and I’m always wowed by people who can come up with cool niche things like this.
But now I have to prepare myself for all the knock offs who suck and then this becomes another annoying street thing.
I'm Rock Monster and she's Ability to Become Invisible Girl!
There’s a couple in Nashville by the touristy bars, mainly two people in a trump and Kim jong un masks. They’ve got people with them who take the picture of you and them. They tried to tell me they usually get a $20 “donation” for each picture per character. Gave them a couple bucks and said yeah that’s all I’m giving you after me and my SO got a picture with them. I’m sorry but putting on a fucking mask and a suit is nowhere near worth $20 for a picture.
That first pic.. just.. how!?
He might have his hand on the dude's shoulder for balance?
That's some impressive athleticism. Dude's got to have mad abs.
I tipped him 5 buckaroos and he offered me this cool picture :)
Dude's just trying to make a buck, you didn't have to attack him :(
I met a cool guy in Japan, here's a picture of me punching him in the throat
You don't see that much...
is there a picture of the final result? would lose to see it
Dude, the one where the little boy is punching him in the face and his glasses are all crooked, is awesome. He's really good at that.
Jesusfchrist the one where he makes the face to look like shockwaves from fist connecting... He is a fucking genius I'm considering planning a trip to London to give him a hundred and see what he comes up with.
Maybe he just let lil man falcon punch him in the face for real
Impressive stuff, thanks for the links
This is a street performer I would pay more than a buck for.
Me too. But I'd really like to punch the ones that do nothing but jump out from behind a piece of cardboard and scare people walking by. Fuck them for expecting to be paid for it.
edit Never mind. Apparently, I was just being mugged.
Pretty sure you’re just getting mugged.
Fucking Spaghett man
take my money
Honestly I would pay someone just to properly pose me in photos so I don't look like an awkward idiot every single time. Just kidding, I can't pay, because I'm poor.
Seriously, someone offering decent social media profile pics would have my money.
Their job title can be "Social Media Poser" 😂
well that's awkward
Alex - "This phrase begins with. . . ."
Jeopardy contestant - "What is, Shut up and?"
Johnny Sins is such a multitalented guy.
Johnny Sins took one of those pills from Limitless
That's actually really neat. This is a street vendor thing that I might actually be willing to pay for.
So this is what Pitbull does in his time off.
At my work for a fundraiser I set up a green screen and charged people $5 to film their " walking away from an explosion scene" had to do it a second day and take time off work to process every video but it was the biggest funding drive for the company ever!
This guy would make a killing at conventions. All those people in costume taking these photos for Facebook, Instagram, etc. Wish I were that flexible.
Don't ever play limbo with this guy.
I slipped a disc just looking at this
Rather cool idea!
This is probably the best street art I've seen in a long time. Most original for sure.
I almost shit my pants and tore my sac putting on my socks this morning and this guy is bending over backwards in a suit and holding the pose for a vanity picture.
My right knee hurts...
That is, indeed, interesting as fuck. I would have never thought of this as a street performance concept, and yet it combines all the best things of such: it attracts a crowd as a good spectacle should, it involves the audience, it can be done without much more than just the people involved (no complicated equipment/setup like a stage performance), and it gives those involved a unique memento they can take home with them (photographs).
I saw this guy five years ago on a trip to Europe when I was sixteen. He posed my ex exactly like this. Cool memory.
Assuming this is the guy in Trafalgar Square, I saw him repeatedly yell at a tourist for filming him without paying him first.
He could’ve handled it better
$80K in debt to earn a masters in Modern Dance from a top university. Now he's living the dream!
Ahhh. Well I would provide my own wand then too