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John Stamos is like, "Great now I gotta rent a fucking blimp."
Maybe do a tent first.
Or jump out of a plane with a Jonas bros parachute
That's after a tent.
PITCH A TENT FOR JONASS
I already pitched mine for John Stamos years ago.
Obligatory “straight male btw”
As long as you say “No Homo” during sex, it’s all good.
To be safe, you should whisper it to yourself after you crack one out alone.
Especially if you nut on your hand. Maybe throw in a self hi-five just to sure...after you clean your hand.
Make sure the lights are off too!
It ain't gay if it's a brojob
Inception, you got a brother dreaming...dreaming..
Instructions unclear, jumped out of a plane with a Jonas bro as a parachute
Maybe he could try to ride a motorcycle, wrapped in a Jonas Bros decal, over a ravine first? Or at least get stuck under water with sharks, in Disney World. It’s just way more practical. 😏
Yes John Stamos does give me a tent
My lean cost more than your rent, John Stamos still live in a tent
Apparently Full House paid pretty well though.
probably, and it ran for a while. Plus he was a fairly successful young actor (shoutout Never Too Young To Die, listen to the How Did This Get Made podcast about it!!) and since then has done plenty of other shows and commercials. Also maybe he invested well.
Or he sold his soul to the devil which is the most likely case for stayin that good looking.
And he plays with the Beach Boys
Syndication = $$$$
Ben Affleck gave me the name of his tattoo artist. Gonna get an epic back piece.
Next step is full size body pillow
or paint a house
John Stamos could pull off a good lumberjack. He's also got some thick eyebrows.
Damn, look at the memory on this one!
Memory? Muhfuckah I was watching this on Monday.
Where!? I've been looking for where I can watch Full House and Fresh Prince but they're not on Hulu... And no way I'm paying the obscene amount of money it would cost to buy all those seasons digitally.
Hulu has it (in the U.S. at least).
No, I was watching the youtube video on Monday.
I could tell you but only if you play putt putt golf with me and split the cost of the locker.
Or go to the top of the tallest tower in euro and take some pix.
Wha.... ok then
God, I hated that kid in the green shirt.
This is a 30 min, 3 part compilation of his screen time on full house.
Oh my god, you're right. This video is waiting for me in Hell.
That kid would pop his head up in every fucking movie in the 90’s too.
He's Greek. Greeks have facial hair superpowers. Some of the best beards on the planet. Have you ever seen their priests? Those fucking beards make hipsters look like prepubecent schoolboys.
The beard is a nice touch.
John Stamos the next wolverine
Is nobody going to ask why John Stamos was wearing a really old Jonas Brothers shirt in the first place? Or how he even managed to find one?
He had to start shopping at goodwill after bailing Aunt Becky out of jail.
I usually hate these kinds of comments but it's so fitting here
Wait what did Aunt Becky do I'm out of the loop
Chick who plays Aunt Becky committed fraud by spending a ton of money to pay/cheat her daughter's way into college
The actress who plays Aunt Becky was one of the more prominent members of the group of parents involved in the recent college admission scandal.
I was wondering where I recognized her from!
Was wondering the same thing, I had that exact same t-shirt when I was 12 and I didnt realize they came in adult male sizes.
It's called fashion
Is that a collectables item or something?
I’m genuinely baffled. Has he just had one in his cupboard for 10 years?
Did he specifically hunt down a second hand one?
Did a stylist buy it for him?
...or he just bought one when it was originally available? I don't understand why buying a shirt is such an outlandish thing here.
That’s just as weird though.
When the Jonas Brothers had hair like that their fans were exclusively 8 - 15 year old girls.
I mean, I am a guy, was a child when the Jonas Brothers were a thing but still liked their song.
Just because Boybands mainly aim to hit young girls doesn't means they don't have fans outside of that demographic. I mean, look at NSYNC.
It's surprising to see adult people wear their merchandise, but it's not THAT surprising to act like if it was some unicorn that breathes rainbows or something.
There are people who specifically sell vintage t shirts to famous/rich people.
I don’t doubt that for a minute. Still a little random that he chose Jonas Brothers.
Nah popular vintage t shirts today fall into 2 categories. Metal bands that most people who wear the shirt have never listened to or ironic shirts like this or backstreet boys or d.a.r.e.
This is the new Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon mug thing
It’s the new Macaulay Culkin/Ryan Gosling shirt thing
I don't think you are allowed to reference on Reddit without a link. Like I want to know more about these references without moving my mouse to the URL bar. Thanks in advance.
Those last 2 are obv shoops
Yeah, and the last one is no effort.
I’m pretty sure the Culkin/Gosling one is shopped
John's gotta do SOMETHING good to get the heat off Lori Laughlin. Hopefully she didn't just tank Fuller House, I've been enjoying it. I wonder if a divorce is coming and she'll be written off now.
This is how you act when you have cool to spare.
Right? Wouldn't it be cool to have cash for random stuff like this?
Wait do regular people have that?
No, we have to use our cash to buy food.
Only losers buy food. I waste my money on video games and pet supplies like a true winner!
If I was rich I would do shit like this all day, every day
That T-Shirt money.
With Becky going to jail, uncle Jesse is looking for someone new.
This is the third reference to this that I've seen and I don't get it.
TL;DR Lori Loughlin who played Becky, the wife of John Stamos' character in the show Full House, was arrested and charged with fraud because she allegedly paid someone to get her kid(s) admitted into the college of their choice.
Not the hero we expected, but the hero we needed
Princess Carolyn... John Stamos died!
Why? Why, God? Why did you take John Stamos?!
THAT IS NOT JOHN STAMOS!
"No, you had Todd be your designated driver. But you also made him drink."
We thought night swimming would be fun but the current was too strong :(
This is my favorite thing that celebrities sometimes do. It's simple and hilarious and wholesome.
I did not know this was a thing and my day is so much brighter now.
I’m dying to see how far they take it lol
Ah to have John Stamos blanketface money.
Ikr. Stamos is really holding it together....
Holding it together? The dude gets more and more handsome. Fuck that guy.
If it makes you feel better, he has a weird bellybutton. I think he was on Ellen and showed it and it is weird. He had an operation to remove a hernia in his childhood. I like that he never got plastic surgery for it. He did one of those segments of celebrities read mean tweets and it was about his weird belly button and he does show it.
Well, I would if I could
It’s not gay for a straight guy to love John Stamos, it’s just natural
I love this so much lol
10 yr old me and 30 something yr old me have excellent taste in dudes, Uncle Jesy can still get it.
I smell a sitcom. John Stamos plays an aging pop star dad who tries to teach his pop star son not to stray from the good path and make the same mistakes that dad made. Wholesome hilarity ensues.
Princes Caroline, John Stamos is dead.
As a completely heterosexual male, I have to say:
Stamos is handsome as hell.
We have to go deeper
This is just what I needed today.
I’m drunk rn and I can’t stop giggling
TIL I need John Stamos bedsheets.
That last one killed me
So are they banging now or what?
How John Stamos sleeps when he knows that he’s not one of the ones going to prison for bribing his children’s way into school.
Your move Stamos...
I dont know who they are but i already love them.
I wouldn't call this wholesome or a meme
This made me smile
Holy shit this is funny! Cheers to them keeping this going 🍻
Their having a wholesome contest
Damage control for Aunt Becky?
Is that Ryan magee from supermega?
This works cuz they are sexy
this is so pure
I can't read John Stamos without hearing bojack say his name in my head
Didn't Macauley Culkin do this like 5 years ago
It’s been going on for so long but i’ll never get tired of when people go back and forth putting the pictures in different items.
Also i forgot how handsome both of these men are holy shit.
Oh hai, Full House PR department.
Full House PR on overdrive.
Ah to wake up in a full sized bedsheet with John Stamos' face there, like hes protecting your dreams.
Next pic they have to be cuddling
This is hilarious
Lmao that’s hilarious
The caption for each image:
John Stamos wearing a Jonas Brothers shirt.
Nick Jonas wearing a shirt of John Stamos wearing a Jonas Brothers shirt.
John Stamos on a pillow with an image of Nick Jonas wearing a shirt of John Stamos wearing a Jonas Brothers shirt.
Nick Jonas sleeping with a comfortor with an image of John Stamos on a pillow with an image of Nick Jonas wearing a shirt of John Stamos wearing a Jonas Brothers shirt.