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He will grant you Keleven wishes
69 heh wishes...
Metaphorically 69, perverts... No offense, Oscar.
Wined and dined and sixty-nined
I can totally see Kevin’s magic lamp being his M&M jar
Or a big pot of chili that needs to be spilled to summon genie kevin.
It's like sitting next to a jar of m&ms all day
why don't you just move the jar of m&ms?
WHY DONT U SHUT UP
But you have to really get in there and rub that lamp good. "Knead it, knead it like pizza! Don't eat it!"
What’s the ratio of keleven wishes to Stanley nickels?
The exchange rate for keleven wishes to Stanley Nickels is whatever you wish. Going from Stanley Nickels to Kelevens is where it gets tricky
Omg 😂 I want this so bad. This pic actually gets me excited but the will Smith one meh
Could you imagine Disney having this guy as the face of their massive marketing campaign lolol pls make it happen for alladin 2 curse of the chili
I prefer the star of NBA2k13 to the Fresh Prince of Persia any day.
Plus, more street cred.
Magical chilli...can't be spilled😂
This could work. He knows how to sing too
Wow, you just opened my eyes... Ashton Kutcher would be the perfect genie
Nope! It's not Ashton Kutcher! It's Kevin Malone!
Equally handsome, equally smart
You paint him red he then makes a perfect Kool Aid man. Hes the perfect acting chameleon.
Oscar; Do you really have to say “OH YEAH” every time you take a bite of a candy bar?
Kevin: “it’s just so good.. I mean..mm-OH YEAH”
my hands are tied
𝕄𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕣𝕕 𝕖𝕪𝕖 👁 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕠𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕
Bautista would have made a great genie
Nope! It's not Ashton Kutcher! It's Kevin Malone. Equally handsome, equally smart.
Kevin would figure out a way to give out a bunch more than 3 wishes with all the shenanigans he pulled.
Every time you make a wish you set one ingredient aside. Then at the end of the week you have a free wish.
It really was just cookies wasn’t it?
Why use many wishes when few wishes do trick, tho?
To be honest this actually makes me less uncomfortable than the Will Smith genie.
I need an adult
I go to the bathroom for 45 minutes and everything changes.
Just poopin, you know how I be.
What have you brought upon this cursed land
He brought us to our one and only God
He literally looks better than the will smith genie
That's because we want a fun jolly chub of a genie, not a ripped muscular clownie genie.
Can this be the new “still a better love story than twilight?”. Still a better genie than will Smith. Because nearly anyone would be better
This is the content I signed up for
Ocean, Fish, Jump, China
First time I’ve seen OC from IG reposted on Reddit in a while
Well, well, well, how the turntables...
When me Genie they see, they see
I'm a simple man, all I'd wish for was unsurpassable godlike omnipotence. I'd feel greedy using all three wishes.
Ted Cruz makes a great genie
I'm kinda relieved I'm not the only one who thought it was Cruz on first look
Fits Kevin better then Will Smith
I wish for chili that doesn't stain carpet floor.
Why are you the way that you are?
I wish... for a million wishes!
Yeah, no, I’m not a genie
Then see ya later, building.
Funniest meme on this sub in a while imo
As I first read this title I thought I was having a stroke..holy hell
How does this not have 2.9k upvotes?! This is magical.
When me genie, they see. They see.
all credit goes to adam.the.creator on instagram for making this masterpiece
My first wish is that he doesn't drop his chili, my second wish is that I get to try his chili, and my third wish is that Kevin replaces Will Smith as the genie.
With the goatee Kevin looks eerily like Ted Cruz here.
Oh, is this a working office and not Agrabah?
No joke, I prefer this to Will Smith. He's just done something to it that I'm really not loving. Alladin was my favourite childhood Disney movie :(
I wish for 5,000,000 Schrutebucks.
At least credit the original person rather than cutting their name out its Adam the Creator on Instagram.
Credit to Adam.The.Creator on IG
This may be the greatest thing I’ve seen in this sub 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is a deeply cursed image
Hold your breathe... LLLOOL!
he would be so much better then Will Smith
wait whos breasts are those?
What the fuck did you just bring upon these cursed lands
C is for Suspension!
He blue himself again
"I wish for 69 numbers so I can make an entire phone number"
i wish i didnt have to take my tie off to pee
Wish I genie 🧞♂️
If Kevin was the Genie I would be more willing to watch it.
I wish I could unsee this
Want an ever lasting vacation?
Whoops now it's a gaycation
This belongs on an erotic cake
Made by @adam.the.creator
I love these genie memes, this and the Joey Diaz one are my favourites by far
Wish 1. A footbath
Wish 2. Getting to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs
Fantastic shit post.
Yes, me do
I didnt care about any of the Aladdin memes until now
How far have we strayed from the Lord’s light
This is still better than what we saw today.
Is it just me, or does anyone else see Ted Cruz?
Bless u for this
This right here is quality meme.
You just made him look like the persian king from meet the spartans... in blue
The face I made while upvoting this: ☹️
Would people be mad if Brian Baumgartner played Genie?
He could have been a very good Australian genie
This is gold pure pure blue gold!!
Awesome Photoshopping skills! 👌
why does this look better than the Will Smith one
Why is Ted Cruz dressed up as the Genie at Dunder Mifflin?
Still a better genie than Will Smith
Is this an excerpt from kazam?
is it just me or does he kinda look like ted cruz?
Thanks, I hate it.
Tobias would’ve done better.
Kevin is jasmines tiger.
I am so upset by this image. I need an adult.
Whoever the fuck did this is a God
What sorcery is this?!
No. Ted Cruz would not make a good genie.
Seriously, on what planet is this okay, EVER???
I don't know if I should invite this because Kevin or to down vote it for obvious reasons
This photoshop is better than Will Smith’s face on the genie in the real movie
Someone spent the time to photo man boobs onto a Genie version of Kevin. Just to point out the obvious
How many wishes? Are we talking triple digits?
The Zodiac killer?
This is a photoshop of ted cruz change my mind.
What is kevin has washboard abs and just wears a fat suit to work?
Someone likes Adam.the.creator
Me wish my chilli back
Just got a pp extendus
Is watching the office worth it?
Why the hell does a meme look better than the horrendous CGI that is the abomination of genie?
The live action Aladdin looks like the Brazzers Parody .
What I wanna know is.... what picture did you use for the man boobs?
HOW DOES THIS LOOK 10X BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL GENIE IN THE NEW TRAILER???
Now I gotta go watch the office. Byeeeeee.
Infinitely better than the will smith version. Genie is supposed to be a heavy set character.
These are the type of posts I need.
I love this
They see. They see
Am I crazy for thinking that this looks more appropriate?
my didn't aladdin just wish the genie's freedom in exchange for him helping al woo jasime. single wish, boom. need to be a prince? alright, works within your original wish.
HEY MICHAEL..HAVE A WISH OR TWO OR KELEVEN
KEVIN 4 GENIE
You will become the genie if you do that. This is a TRAP.
I would watch this.
So now I know what a blue Ted Cruz sans shirt looks like.
Now can we have Toby as Jafar?