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do you want tea 🍵... or do you want POISON ☠️🤮🤭🥵⁉️
"I'll be having the tea from this whole other teapot. I assure they are both the same brew."
The politics needs to stop
Edit: I mean the shoehorned Donald Trump. Putin is fine
a picture of three political leaders
surprised when it it becomes political
I think they're more upset about politics being shoehorned into a random post (again) than the political picture leading to more politics.
It's not that big of a leap to bring up the guy who uses tea to poison people in a post about using tea to poison people.
This post is about a teapot for an assassin and there’s literally a leader of a current world power famous for having his government assassins kill someone with tea.
Trump fans need their safe spaces.
Random post? It's called an assassin's teapot. What motivates most assassinations? Politics. What else would you expect in the comments?
I get you in general, but this post is literally about poisoning people with tea. Having a picture of the most famous guy ordering a tea based assassination show up is as likely as flies showing up at cow dung.
Not shoehorning in the slightest.
Politics plays a central role in everyone's life, when you have such a divisive figure in the spotlight, it's irresponsible to not talk about politics so much.
"Why do you have to turn everything into politics?" laments the German Nazi-voter in 1946, upset that people keep bringing up Hitler all the time when his country is mentioned.
Zip zop zoop
Your president is poop
Pip pop puntree
The Trumps are traitors to our country.
Because if we just don’t talk about it...it goes away...
Literally 95% of your post history is right wing punditry pussyfooting around like devil's advocate contrariness. Fuck you.
Well see, punching down & making fun of oppressed minorities is funny & saying otherwise makes you a snowflake campus nazi, but punching up & going after the oppressors who actually have power is just in bad taste /s.
Call of the trumpet
Downing a gallon of McDonald's Sweet Tea
Putin grounded him, so he couldn't make it.
Holy shit is that real?
yes, they had tea party at kremlin in 2017 (see last photo in this article)
But are they actually denying it or just more?
Either way, you couldn't pay me enough money in the world to take tea served from Putin.
Putin isn't going to poison anyone. Too much publicity. I would be hesitant to have tea with one of his anonymous lackeys if I were someone important.
Yeah but it might have cum in it or something.
Delectable tea or deadly poison?
White dragon bush, or white jade bush...
For some reason it took this comment for me to realize why it's called that. I need coffee.
I'll have poison with cream and two sugars, please
Give me both.
Cake or death
birds poop/pee the same way
and chickens lay eggs through the same hole for a three in one shit piss egg salmonella fest.
...Aww, I liked eggs :(
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Nerf cancer that shit is OP as fuck
American eggs have to be refrigerated because they pasteurize them. They're somewhat clean by the time they get on the shelf.
Washed, not pasteurized. There are pasteurized in-shell eggs out there, but it's a relatively recent development, and most eggs you see in the store are not pasteurized.
In the UK as long as the eggs you buy have a little red lion symbol on them, it means the chickens were inoculated and you can eat them raw with no worries
There’s a reason to like them even more now.
It’s called a cloaca and the platypus shares one as well
Platypus has to be one of the weirdest animal to exist. Everything about them is confusing.
From a teapot??
Don't girls do it like this too?
More /r/mildlyinteresting, unless you can't figure out how this thing works by the obvious movements in the video?
I don't think I've ever seen someone handle a teapot so awkwardly.
I'm fairly certain I could lift my thumb off the hole without having to move every other finger on both hands
If you watch the original there’s actually two holes, one of which is on the bottom of the handle. So in actual fact he had to move his other fingers as well as moving his thumb. (I.E simultaneously uncovering the top hole and covering the bottom one.)
Ah, okay. Fair enough. There still must be a way to do that without looking so awkward.
Yes, it's called a lot of bowing and gracious distraction after you pour your guest's drink and before you pour the next, giving you time to shuffle your hands.
Penn and Teller can do cups and balls with clear cups for crying out loud, it's always in the sleights and distractions.
If you cover either hole the coresponding liquid comes out, if you cover neither hole they both come out.
So if you were to poison somone you would pour yours first with a hole covered then lift your thumb and pour the other so both tea and poison come out.
Yeah but to clearly show the mechanism, he has to cover one at a time so that ir's obvious
Maybe he did it purposefully so it's clear to see
There's a second hole by the handle. He's got to cover that one while uncovering the top one. That's why it looks weird.
If I remeber, he was holding it that way because he was showing how he uses his fingers to switch between liquids.
It looks to me like they're using an air seal to choose which thing to pour and if that's true it seems that it would be easy to accidentally mix the two
Which is why you only use it on special occasions, like when Karen comes over
I realize you may be constrained by doctor-patient confidentiality, but how is therapy going in Penisland?
My intellect forbids me from comprehending the workings of this teapot
I can’t figure it out :/
I know those hands
Grand illusions is the chillest thing, I love it.
the Bob Ross of the toy industry, Tim is a national treasure
I would like to know where I can acquire such a thing.
The CIA wants to know your location
Better make sure to pour yours first or it will cross contaminate at the spout.
A similar design was used in Formula 1 race cars until it was banned
There was a small port in the driver’s cockpit, on the fast sections of the circuit the driver would cover the port with the back of their hand or elbow.
Fast flowing air would redirect through a duct and stall the rear wing thereby decreasing downforce and the car would go faster until the driver uncovered the port again ready for the corner sections where downforce is required
Is there a reason it was banned? Did that count as cheating or something? I know nothing about F1 except car go fast.
Probably dangerous as hell lol . Flippin cars n shit.
The governing body wants to keep a level playing field with as few shenanigans as possible. For the teams it becomes a game of circumventing the rules in ways that aren't explicitly disallowed.
I think in this particular case, variable-downforce wings were already prohibited and that made it actually cheating.
Why would cream be an assassin..... Oh.... Took me a second.
Water from the Nile!
Seems like that is going to be hard to clean.
Water from the nile
Is a teapot that can switch between two chambers of liquid really "black magic fuckery"?
I bought this teapot a few years ago. Bit pricey, but it makes a great party trick! The reactions I got over the last two years made up for the price.
How is this black magic?
But then the milk will be warm when it goes in...
... so you want lukewarm tea?
I want boiling hot tea (if that’s what is specified for that blend) and then ice cold milk (or a dairy free alternative for me) so that it is the perfect temperature to drink immediately!
(In truth I don’t add milk to tea, and barely add any sweetener either.)
I've never heard of adding milk to tea before, I'm slightly disgusted, but also intrigued
Really? Milk in black tea is extremely common, it's the standard way to drink it even.
it's the standard way to drink Earl Grey for example.
I know a few people who object to milk in Earl Grey (I don't mind either way, but I would definitely not say it's standard). I've found it's much more common with English breakfast.
The British do it. They're weird like that.
Tim is honestly the best
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
|The Assassins Teapot (X-Post from /r/interestingasfuck)||423||1yr||tea||39|
|The Assassin's Teapot||21660||1yr||interestingasfuck||462|
|The so called "Assassin's Teapot"||4||53mins||funny||0|
|Assassin's teapot B||564||2yrs||awesome||24|
|Assassin's teapot B||2117||2yrs||Damnthatsinteresting||71|
|Assasin's Teapot B||648||2yrs||interestingasfuck||41|
|Assassin's Teapot B||185||2yrs||mildlyinteresting||2|
Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)
Why is it "so called"? Isn't it actually called the Assassin's Teapot?
smiles in british