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"Gotta hold my nothe up."
Or the "I'm actually not sure which one I am."
.. but i'm definitely not going to be the first to back down now. We've been at it for too long
When you weren’t ready for how long the shrooms are gonna last, “keep it together Steve”
Googles “how long do shrooms last??”
I wouldn't even make it to Google, I'd probably be stuck playing with the pattern lock.
I see him but I can't sniff him. Maybe if I stay right here, I'll figure this out
Me? I Know Who I AM!
"Dude thtop copyingh me"
Call me old fashioned but this deserves gold
Where are my testicles summer?
Which one had surgery?
This is just a shot in the dark, but I think the cute tan one
Props to the person that cleaned that and now has a dogs nose smudge on it.
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
If you’re me... and I’m you... Which one of us is the good boy?!
Strangers passing in the street, by chance two separate glances meet, and I am you and what I see is me.
And through the window in the wall come streaming in on sunlight wings a million bright ambassadors of morning.
One is BMO and one is Football.
BMO? Hmm..cannot figure out what the acronym is for! UGH..BEEN AWAY FROM REDDIT TOO LONG.
As BMO and Football would say, “I love you, /u/DJHampton!”
HamPton* Hamton was a tiny toon pig
Would one be the goodest boy?
Kitheths for both boyes
This dude is so chill, he lets me rest my face on his face.
I’m gonna make a change, for once in my life.
It's gonna feel real good, gonna make a difference
Gonna make it riiiiighttt.
As I, turn up the collar on, My favorite winter coat
Why did we stop?!
🎵 This wind is blowing my mind 🎵
As I [dig] up the collar bone.
As I turn up the collar on; My favourite winter coat; This wind is blowin' my mind;
As I turn up the collar on my favourite winter coat
"What.. I am just trying to smell my nose.."
Growing up we had a pit chow mix. My brother dropped him off at the vet to get neutered and I picked him up. My brother forgot to leave the leash. I had to use my shoe lace as a leash. He was so loopy that he walked out of that office like a drunk sailor shoelace leash and all.
Edit: punctuation and such.
When my old man dog was younger he bludgeoned himself on a poorly manicured evergreen and required surgery. When they brought him out, I was still in the process of paying, but he wasn't dealing for another minute. Took off, leash trailing, apparently didn't realize it was a glass door, and had to be taken back to get the stitches rechecked before ever leaving the premises. Still has the scar to prove it, but I tell him it makes him badass.
'Sailor shoelace leash' is a great tongue twister
That's very hard to say. Drunk sailor shoelace leash...
“Is this real life?”
Caught in a landslide.
No escape from reality
going hoping someone would go there.
Reddit rarely lets me down.
Edit: Because swipe fail
Anyone else confused by the NSFW-looking thumbnail before opening the thread?
The only reason I opened the comments, honestly.
Your two dogs look very much alike.
Gots to boop me own snoot!
Can... can you give us a minute? We are having a moment here.
"the only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue." -Dog
Pitbull, featuring Ludacris
🎶"I'm starting with the man in the mirror"🎶
Im asking him to change his ways
He's high as a kite
Snoot needs a boop!!!
This is weird.
It’s somebody’s fetish, that’s the only reason I can see for that subs existence
It’s theorized that foot fetishes are so common because of a cross-wiring of the brain that associates it with stimulating genitalia. I always notice feet, but I’m not particularly attracted or disturbed by them.
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I hear pressing your head against the wall for animals is sign of a headache
He's "head pressing". Something dogs might do if they're not feeling well, or in his case, recovering from anesthesia?
No, he is just leaning against the mirror in this case. Head pressing would typically be pressing the calvarium (top round part of skull) against something--only clarifying so owners might be able to recognize head pressing behavior.
"What a goofy boy!"
Said in equally goofy voice.
The shnozberries taste like real shnozberries
that look up kills me
Feelin a bit boopy
Hey, I do the exact same thing when I’m a bit drunk
Feeling a bit boopy after surgery...
I'd say he feels a bit boopy. Nose boopy.
Feeling a bit boopy after surgery
You mean a bit boopy
I boop ur snoot, u boop my
At least his ear doesn’t salivate
So regal and not regal at the same time.
Good dog is doing some deep reflecting.
plot twist: it's two dogs
"Can I eats it? I'm gonna eats it."
What was the procedure?
I can't get over that person's bare feet in the elevator. Whhhyyy?!
Poor little love....
Cool wall feels good on snoot
THAT'S NOT AFTER SURGERY... HE DONE DRANK MY 6-PK AFTER SWALLOWING MY J.D.
That’s basically what I do if I smoke too much too
Hahahaha, "Woah they are two of me"
I'm just leaning here... Huh.. What? Oh right.
All I see is Marshall in front of a mirror saying "I dare you guys to dare us to make out"
Me pretending I have a gf
totally has that face like "i don't know why i'm doing this but this is what i've come up with so far."
Probably already said somewhere here, but I was told by someone that read that when dogs do that it often indicates pain.
He's just recreating that A-Rod Details photo
Dog: another me!
Let me have what he had please
"Bro, are you seeing this other dimension?"
It's like watching 12 year old me "making out" for the first time.
... Except this pup is doing a better job.
“Aye what’s up beautiful, nice to meet you”
“Anesthetic is helluva drug”
He’s got a bandage on his leg, which means he either got shots or had to go under anesthesia. That pup is probably stoned out of his mind.
What are the odds twin dogs had to have the same surgery on the same day
He s m o o c h ;)
“Nose to my nose?!”
Y is this me on Valentine's Day...
My dog had surgery and when she came home, she got stuck in the corner of a wide open room and couldn’t get out. I helped her and it was so funny because she went right back and did it again.
I love me some me.
Veterinarian Strange told me about the Mirror Dimension....
I love you💕Me? I love me? I 💕love the doggy in the window?!
Imagine how weird the elevator must feel whilst loopy. It fucks with me sober.
Is that truly a mirror? I still have my doubts.
Human human you see this mirror it smells amazing!!!
OOH Such a prutty doggie...okay kiss is long anouf needs do end
That is a gorgeous dog. Looks just like a stockier version of mine, same colors. Sometimes I wish I hadn't gotten her fixed, even though I know it was the right thing to do.
“God, is that you? It me dog”
My dog is like this dogs twin ,they look almost exactly the same ,I’ve never seen another like him until now trippy
Dogs on drugs are too funny
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
my dog had his balls removed today and he is so sad now I think he hates me now :(