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What hospital still uses those 90’s Jazz solo cups? That is awesome!!!
Oh you know, southeast US.
I feel like I see Knoxville on Reddit a lot, despite it being a relatively small city in the grand scheme of things. Love living here!
College kids probably.
Yeah, probably. Either way, it's nice to feel represented.
I moved from California to Tennessee in 2017 and ever since I've seen so many mentions of Knoxville. It's really surreal to me because I live like 15 miles west.
It was even weirder to hear the name of my city in the Simpsons.
My wife and I stayed there all the way until she was 30 weeks, we went to tennova but I hear they've shut down now. Congratulations btw. My little 3 month old daughter is the light of my life.
I just had my second child at a hospital on the West Coast, I can confirm, not much has changed at hospitals, infect they are so similar I was going to ask OP which hospital it was. Even down to the trim around the base boards. Congrats BTW OP.
Hopefully not infect.
Very appropriate spell correct, likely the result of my gargantuan thumbs. :)
Can confirm, awesome cups still present in SE US. Congrats by the way! We went through this a little over a month ago. The waiting can get boring so the switch was perfect (yet I had a grad school final the day after our daughter was born so I had to try and study too). It’s an amazing time, enjoy it!
All of them.
These are making a comeback. My office just recently switched from Styrofoam cups and we now use these babies. They must still be in production or there is a backlog of Jazz solo cups that are on clearance.
You are easily impressed.
It’s the cup of choice at the hospital I work for.
Every department has a stash of them in their break room!
"And that, little King Dedede, is how we picked your name."
Edit: thanks kind stranger, congrats to Mom and Dad!! Welcome to the wild world little baby!!
"Dad, why is my sister's name Daisy?"
"Because son, that's your mother's smash main."
"No problem, Captain Falcon."
“Dad why is my brothers name waluigi?”
“You don’t have a brother”
"Luigi.... Stop whining"
You mean Wario?
Wait...are they ALL brothers?!
No, the person above me said Luigi wanted a brother so I corrected him by saying Wario. Technically Wario and Waluigi aren't brothers, but Wario probably wanted his own Luigi and found Waluigi.
I followed that, but it made me curious :P
I ended up down a strange google-rabbit hole, and discovered that though Wario may or may not be a cousin to the Mario Bros, Wario and Waluigi are "two nice, evil guys who just found each other"
I like to pretend that they met in college because of sitting alphabetically. I also like to pretend that Waluig isn't into fighting and whatever, just dirty tricks, which is why he won't be in smash or the main Mario games, but he's totally down for some tennis or whatever.
Edit: wrong name wrong place
Waluigi as an assist trophy kicks the shit out of you though, and stomps you into the ground.
Wario is in Smash tho
“Two nice, evil guys who just found each other” sounds like Wario and Waluigi are in a long term relationship and the real reason we see so little of Waluigi is that he usually stays at home with their French bulldog and remodels the couple’s charming mid century modern ranch house.
Charles Martinet (Voice actor for all of the quadret) said Waluigi could be gay.
Wario first came out in Super Mario Land 2, from what I remember.
My life was never the same the moment I learned that waluigi and wario weren't brothers, it changed my life completely
I don't know what to do with my life now tbh. This is the first time someone told me this. Fuck you /u/TypeLX , I just wanted to enjoy my Sunday now you got me questioning everything I thought I knew.
I felt the same way, apparently waluigi just appeared to be wario's partner at mario tennis. We dont know how they met, like he couldve litteraly just gotten waluigi from the streets as far as we know. He has no backstory whatsoever which is pretty sad tbh
Mario and Luigi are brothers, Wario is unofficially their cousin Waluigi is potentially Wario's brother though it's also unconfirmed.
This just made my day
That's Douglas J. Falcon to you, sir
"No problem, Captain Falcon."
Gotdamn, that got me good. Thanks for the laughs
Better than Donkey Kong
She has arrived: https://imgur.com/a/LwMFIWv
Player 3 has entered the game.
A new challenger approaches!
Your wife looks flawless like one of those stock photo models just posing. Did she even just deliver? Congrats!!
Congrats! Welcome to the club.
The mama seems a little possessive about your elbow though.
Hah, I thought she was giving a thumbs up the first time I looked.
That's a strange name for a girl...
BABY JOINS THE BATTLE
EDIT: Holy crap my most low effort comment got me silver, thank you kind stranger.
Player 3 has entered the game
Atleast some good real smash.
Dunky's prediction about boss baby was true all along!!
Boss Baby DID join the roster, just used the long con...
7 comments. 3 of them are the same comment about smashing getting you into this. Time to fire the writing staff.
Reddit would either be a ghost town or get really really good.
And we all know that the latter is as likely as Reddit going back on the re-design.
Reddit used to be like that - Digg had all the shit, and Reddit was more for balanced discussions and good content. Then Digg imploded, and everyone came to Reddit.
Please don't, I don't want to go
Please, this is reddit; 99% of the content of this site is memes, which is LITERALLY just repeating the same shit over and over and over again and finding that funny.
Low hanging fruit is always the easiest.
just finished making the exact same joke
Are you secretly Adam Driver?
I always feel like I favor Justin Long, just have fatter cheeks.
You look like me, so I had to see how far I had to scroll before someone mentions that you look like Adam Driver or Justin Long.
Adam Driver + John Krasinski = this guy
I'd hate to see what he does when he loses the game.
demetri martin got a haircut
Instantly thought the same thing.
Smashing is exactly what got you into that situation.
OP could have just said, “Playing Smash while we wait for our daughter.” But instead he said, “smashing.” I think he wanted this joke to be made.
Smashing while waiting for the consequences of post Smashing.
"Isn't that dangerous for the baby?"
I'm pretty sure it's a way to induce labour.
Can confirm. Wifey was 1 week late. Was getting pretty grumpy about it. Smashed. And on our way to the hospital 30 minutes later.
My wife did not want to be late. I also quit my job 2 days before the due date, and started a new job 2 weeks after, so she wanted things to be on time.
Pretty sure I got laid more that week than in the past several years prior, even with issues concieving.
It was a good week.
I'm also jealous for people who have time to play games in the hospital in that situation. First kid was by induction and 36 hours of craziness. Second was natural and so fast I barely had time to think about what was happening. Definitely no time for games for either one.
Can't wait until you tell your child the beautiful story of their birth.
I learned two things from Friends: sex can induce labor, and that Thursday is the third day.
Give the poor lady the joycon bumper! Those L&R presses will be harder than the birth!
Or get another controller and give her a full controller, who Smashes with such a tiny thing.
who Smashes with such a tiny thing.
It's about how you use it
Looks like they just pulled the switch from the dock because they had to rush to the hospital.
Thats what she said.
Enjoy this, every moment, because it's the last time your kid free playing video games..
I actually don't play that much, haven't since my career really took off. I play Gameboy when I travel for work, I asked for the switch for Christmas under the assumption it would have virtual console.
Good because soon you will be playing... NOTHING!
There will be no smashing for a while...
A huge disappointment for us all. Nintendo could make SO much money if they released the Pokémon games on there. I’d pay legit money to replay the actual original Pokémon red or gold. The Pokémon Pikachu game is complete trash since you don’t actually fight or need to use strategy to level up like the real games sigh.
Edit, since some people are butthurt over the phrasing, you are still wrong. In the actual Pokémon games a HUGE core element of the game is the encounter battles against wild Pokémon and facing off against wild Pokémon in battles to level up your own characters. Then you’d go and fight the other trainers.
Now? There ARE no encounter battles. You get a “Pokémon go” style of dumbed down catching mechanic. You don’t fight the wild Pokémon, you don’t wear down its health to make catching it easier, it’s literally just the Pokémon go “swipe up to catch”.
Maybe you should actually play the game before you blindly defend it.
I really wanted all my old favorite games on the Switch, so disappointing.
Yep. Instead the only possible way to play them is using an emulator on your laptop (or android phone).
They have them on the 3ds
A tablet and a bluetooth controller is just fine, I am even considering getting a newer tablet with a usb c connector. I am currently using a Chuwi tablet 8" running windows 10, No problems running old emulators.
I just want to play these olds games nintendo. It's a joke how the Wii shop channel and Wii U eShop have so many options and the Switch doesn't.
JUST LET ME BUY PAPER MARIO NINTENDO
since you don't actually fight
Really? Wtf am I doing here at the Elite Four then?
I think he means battling is kind of pointless since you can easily outlevel your enemies' Pokémon by just chain catching the same Pokémon over and over. The Elite Four are stupid easy even if you have a team that's only around 60ish. My wife, who's never played the old main line games, walked through the Elite Four with no prep and said "I thought these guys were supposed to be, you know, elite? They were super easy". I remember getting my ass handed to me as a kid my first time trying the elite four with no knowledge of what they had or prep work done.
It really isn't that bad. The first three months all I did was game as my daughter slept a ton, when she was awake she just laid there quietly. She's 10 months now and I just lay on the floor while she crawls all over me like a jungle gym while I play. Been playing a little New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe today just fine, although her "helpful" button smashing has cost me a couple lives.
Wait until they start walking..just today for the first time I was in a really good overtime game of rocket league and all of a sudden black screen.. look over and baby is playing with the power button... nooooooooooooo
She's already working on it. Luckily I have the playroom masterfully baby proofed and everything is too high for her to reach.
My 8 month old is crawling everywhere and I can't take my eyes off her for a second before she's trying to unplug a lamp or eat the dog's face.
They still have some time, that kid dgaf what happens around it for the next few months or so as long as it gets fed, changed, and cuddled when it's not sleeping.
Yes you do get moments, but they are ALWAYS in the back of your head.. not to mention at ANY moment you have to stop playing and see what's up..
I’ve probably gotten used to it. I love playing multiplayer games, but I’ve found myself drawn enough to single player enough that it’s not an issue for me to pause a game at a moment’s notice.
"If I win, we name the baby Ganon, deal?"
You jest, but there's a kid at my uni named Ganon
pregnancy was all worth it for that sweet sweet karma
Kylo Ren is having a kid?
I thought they looked like store brand Ross and Rachel.
(edit: and I don't say that in a mean way, even though "store brand" doesn't sound flattering I just can't find a better way to put it)
I use the term budget. "Looked like a budget Ross and Rachel".
I'm not sure if it's any less harsh though..
I thought the same in that I thought they looked like Ross and Rachel, but I don't think that using "store-brand" or "budget" matters because it's not saying that they look worse or better, just... different
Wife: starts losing "I think I'm going into labor!" Husband: puts down controller "OMG. NURSE!" Wife: smashes husband's character into the next dimension "Oops, I guess it was just another kick."
Haha ya right. The husband would be like "I'm going to destroy you first."
You’re wife looks terrified, man lol.
She's arrived! Can someone DM me the best way to update everyone?
Congratulations! Get off Reddit and hold your baby!
Did you play on the Switch after?
oh boy did i misread that title
Great idea. Piss her off right before labor.
Anyone else read that title incorrectly at first or am I the only one that is fucked up?
I really dislike these posts