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The pup might be clueless but he immediately understands the "glare" he gets from the cat when it gets too rough. Gotta love how patient that cat is.
Doesn’t matter what species you are the glare of a lizard off cat is universal
Edit: I’m leaving it but seeing as it’s so far from what I meant it’s supposed to say “pissed off”
It's like the cat is going: okay, okay, getting a bit rough, too much, please not so rough, DUDE! There's PETTING and then there's PUNCHING. Please. Only the former.
Dog: Oh okay. I just really like petting you is all <3
edit: cat: I know you do, I know you do buddy <3
Good cat, good pup
Just mind the whiskers, that's all I'm asking, okay?
An Apex predator has a certain charisma about them.
I think it was less glare and more death-hiss that came before it.
Cat is most likely not patient, just plotting his cold revenge.
Cat: don’t try my patiance boi
"broooooo I said geeently"
“Why don’t you ease up a bit there, Lennie?”
“But I wanna pet da kitty George!”
Well that was an unexpected reference, i like it.
Gary Sinise and John Malkovitch were amazing in the movie but the book is still an all time favorite. Of Mice and Men is a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Well that was a unexpected reference, i like it.
"I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and love him and name him George!"
“Oh look! A bun-ny rabbit!”
Oof ouch my heart
“Will you stop being so fucking ruff”
I get so excited though, kittehs hair is so soft.
“I like your enthusiasm, but let’s work on the execution” -cat
The dog is trying so hard and the cat is so tolerant of his shit. I love this so much.
It's like me having sex for the first time...
“You’re doing great, honey”
Leave him alone both his arms are broken
Edit: Thanks for the gold, keep those arms healthy ;)
Six comments deep... that has to be some kind of record.
There it is.
Oh, it's not what you're thinking! He wasn't having sex with his mother, she was just in the room to make sure his technique was on point.
That's enough Reddit for today. And I just logged in 2 minutes ago.
Sweet home Alabama...
No no. Not my asshole!
Just the first time?
I mean that's how I imagine it'll go.
"We had what Joe calls sex"
me trying to work her clit
“It's hard to remember, it's hard to remember We're alive for the first time...
It's hard to remember, it's hard to remember We're alive for the last time...”
-Isaac Brock of Modest Mouse.
"Okay.. okay oka- ow... Okay. Okay! Thats... that's ni-hiiiiiice! Okay. I appreciate the effort but maybe o-KAY! That's enough for now. We can try again later...."
The cat was going to fuck him up towards the end.
That's some serious patience on that cat
Not every cat is a candidate for this pupper.
It's doing really well though. My dog takes their angry "that's enough" meows really personally and we're working on "leaving it."
Most are not in fact. My cat is super good natured but this would just frighten her more than anything and she wouldn’t stick around for it.
Cat's deciding on what way to kill the human and the dog, and in what order. Also if the announcement should be sent via bird- or mouse-head, and then whether to eat the eyes or cheeks first. You can tell by the way the cat looks at them - if it acknowledges your existence by looking at you, you're living on borrowed time.
Ideally the cat bumps into you and pretends you don't exist, that's their way to show affection and signal that they will accept praise and food, and you get to live another day.
Your cat sounds kinda mean. Mine is a needy little bugger. He just wanders up to you, stares you down, and meows repeatedly at top volume until you pick him up.
My car shows affection by being on the opposite end of the couch and staring at me.
Then when everyone goes to bed he jumps into my lap. It’s like he’s embarrassed me have me. I don’t blame him
Edit: cat not car, I’ll keep it tho
The cat's like "Okay, easy Lenny or I'm gonna send you to see the rabbits, got it?"
I said out loud watching this when the dog took it too far “Damn, Lenny, chill.”
Thank you, English 10, for making me read this book^ and for helping me understand cultural references
... pet... pet pet pet... pet pet pet pet pet.... PET? ... PET! PET PET PET PET! ... PET PET PET .. PET! PET! PET!
FUCKIN STOP IT GREG!
Ok Ted...thats enough...make him stop...TED!!TED!!...Make him stop or I take him out!!
"Just...let the human do it, dude."
That cat is reeeeeally close to not being ok with this
How 15 year old boys handle touching their dates for the first time.
As a once fifteen-year-old girl I can confirm.
As a still-twenty-six-year-old-virgin dude, I can’t sadly relate
But can you happily relate?
I lost virginity at 26 so it's probable you'll get your shot soon!
Found it! It was in his butt!
U got a lotta karma. That’s what it counts!
15 year oldboys handle touching their dates for the first time.
FTFY, as an early-30s dude trying very hard to not do this to women I like.
Any boy with any age with first girlfriend should fall into this category.
But he had 2 whole years more! That makes him a seasoned pro, even if he was seasoned by 2 more years of internet porn.
But really, 15 and 17 makes no difference if it's the first time and neither of those is in any way a mature age to begin with.
Look at this hotshot bragging about having a girlfriend 😒
Somebody make this an animal text gif
Need this NOW.
I love it! Thanks!
The cat looked at him like "Dude what the fuck are you doing??" lmaooo
That is a death-stare right there.
At the very end the cat is saying "Just stop, you don't know what you're doing"
Well this is just absolutely adorable!
Why does this gif have sound? It sounds like "d'aww" by a weird male voice or something.
Why the fuck did I have to scroll this far to find this comment?
Dude sounds like he's hitting a gag reflex or something.
Distracting as fuck.
Wow! Patient kitty!
Either that dog is tiny or that cat is huge? I can’t tell?
I would guess that the dog is still basically a puppy.
i am the pup - what is this here?
oh, i can touch it on the ear??
with jes one paw? hey, how bout two?
look what i can do to you!
i like this fren - i wanna play!
i'll kiss you, then - what's that you say?
oh, you a CAT ? you say you RULE?!
....whatdya Mean that i'm a fool ??
Love me a fresh Schnoodle 👌
Keep up the good work.
This is a cute one, thanks schnoodle
Always put me in delight. :)
That is the most patient cat I have ever seen.
Cat - “okay... oh. Okay.... ummmm... wait wait.. wait! Gently... I said gently, dog.... too much! too much!”
He’s just learning.. hehehe
He tried, just got a little too excited.
Being petted by human:
Hmm, sooo good...
Hey, wtf? Hey. Hey! HEY! Looking at the dog. Piss off, wanker!
That’s one tolerant cat.
Lol the dog flinched when the cat looked at them with that look
"Too much, dude. Too fucking much."
Cat: awwww this is nice, ok a little too much now, DUDE CALM YOURSELF!
It appears the video cut 5 seconds before the cat murdered the dog.
"yesss that feels so good...oh okay, okay, uh, okay buddy, hey, ow damn! hey wtf man!!"
Cat is like “hey idiot, that’s not how you do it!”
That is the most patient cat I have ever seen
We do not gnaw on our kitty
What kind of dog is that?
I love cat's expression after the dog goes for those little bites, " OH THE AUDACITY"
Lol@ Kitty's face after almost pushed into the ground
Awww he’s trying
Reminds me of Nelson in The Simpson’s. “You gotta pet em so he can feel it”
Love that meow
lmao that look the cat gives when the dog crosses the line is too funny
Cats so close to the breaking point, but still taking it in <3
I like when the paw makes first contact the cat is like "uhhhhh that doesn't feel right"
He’s doing a great job
Let's give that kitty props for being so good! I love his face. At first he's like, "I could get into this."
Humans don’t deserve dogs, cats most definitely don’t deserve dogs either
This is so flipping cute ❤️
kitty kitty kitty...do you want to pet the kitty? yes, i want to pet the kitty...
...and I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and stroke his pretty fur...
Let your dog pet you with their paws and see how comfy it is. I agree with the cat. That shit hurts.
“Oh you like pats too huh?!....Well here you go....here you FUCKING GO!”
This cat went from “Mmmnh...” to “Thefuq’s wr-wrong with, you...?”
The cat: SOFT