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Wasn't Bezos the one who filed for divorce because he has some hot hollywood gf?
Yea paid her 80 billion to go away. Truth that even money can't buy happiness if you are married.
I keep hearing that, but is she actually getting half?
Washington is a community property state. Everything acquired during the marriage belongs equally to both partners. The only real exception is for things owned before the marriage or that came to him separately (like an inheritance or something left only to him) and carefully kept separate. So yes, she's getting half because it's already hers.
Absolutely, it'll be a difficult split though due to stock though.
Nah, she'll get half the stock.
He doesn't have special preferred stock with voting rights. He's just a large minority shareholder with common stock. So, it'll be really easy for her to get half.
I was reading about how usually stock divisions are typically very difficult in a divorce, but you may be right.
Normally they are cause a lot of the times founders and CEO's have preferred stock with powerful voting rights attached to them. Oddly, when amazon went public they decided not to do this for whatever reasons. Probably to avoid just this.
Now, the bigger problem is whether or not she dumps shares of the company or if the court tells Jeff to dump shares and make a monetary payment instead of an equity transaction.
Either way... Grab the popcorn. 2019 is gonna be one hell of a year for the markets.
Either way... Grab the popcorn. 2019 is gonna be one hell of a year for the markets.
Imagine being so rich your divorce disrupts the global economy
Well once you've got 140 billion, losing 70 billion would be almost unnoticeable.. well sort of.
Its relative. I know tons of people that I'd give half of my stuff to have them go away, but half my stuff is a laptop and phone
It is all relative cause desperation always wins out. Bezos can be "unhappy" with his wife and kids for the rest of his remaining life or he can bang out all of Silicon Valley for the next 30 years. He realizes he can't take the money with him and his kids are fine, if anything his wife might end up with more money anyways in 30 years. Inheritance is going to the same place. Everyone I know talks about a glorious retirement when they are older but I am 33 and my toddler has basically killed my erections, will to work out and increased my drinking 10 fold. At this rate when I am 60 I won't be able to fuck, drink or stay up past 8. Whats the point in traveling then?
His new bitch is ugly af
Definitely a downgrade.
Until you get into the sheets. She prolly sucks the semen out of his butthole.
jazz music stops
Her smile looks retarded.
Edit: try making her smile in the mirror
It's been 5 minutes and I'm honestly amazed how fucking stupid you feel when you try to smile like that, I feel like I'm pretending to be a rat or something.
“Hot Hollywood gf”
Talk about hyperbole.
Oh Shit, Lauren Sanchez. She was sooo hot back in the day on Local LA News. I think it was channel 5. Her smile is all fucked up after she got surgery or something. She's doing a normal smile, but her face is paralyzed by plastic surgery and botox or some shit.
its the lip filler and butt fat in her cheeks
The fuck is wrong with Bezos? I always thought that fox 11 bitch was ugly as fuck. She always looked like a T-Rex to me with those tiny eyes and big ass grin.
Try spending a shit ton on Botox, if you still can’t achieve it, repeat step 1
Looks a little like michael Jackson had another surgery
It’s shitty lip fillers
That's a lot of plastic surgery
And his wife was the one who suggested the idea of selling books on the internet and she was also the first Amazon employee
And MacKenzie, if you're reading this, nothing says revenge like marrying a random Redditor, get in my DMs
Its not insider trading if the court makes you sell your shares taps forehead
He’s a scumbag who’s cheated on his wife for years with multiple women.
I'll bet any money they get young people blood transfusions once a quarter.
No joke. I worked for a 85+ year old billionaire and he would go get a blood transfusion a few times a year. Said it made him feel 20 years younger.
Did he look younger? I've heard of people doing this to age better. I didn't know it affected how they felt too.
I think it’s similar to how Testosterone Replacement Therapy makes athletes perform better
Injecting testosterone makes athletes perform better!?
There’s a study in mice that a lot of this is based off of, scientists literally sewed an old mouse to a young mouse so that their circulatory systems were connected. The young mouse aged faster while the old mouse became more youthful. The scientists believed there was a factor(s) in the young blood that were protective, but degraded in the older mouse. It’s still very sketchy/unknown science, but I’d imagine you’d feel better if the transfusions gave the desired affects.
Edit: link that describes the work https://ipscell.com/2014/05/young-bloods-anti-aging-powers-in-mice-perspectives-on-new-papers/
Nah. He was still an old piece of shit. Fuck that guy.
This is some modern-day Elizabeth Bathory shit.
Does that make you healthier though? I would be interested in a source on that.
For those who tldr - the initial trials are inconclusive
By inconclusive, you mean, the basis for a world-dominating world-changing super breakthrough the likes of which this world hasn't seen??
Seems like a sound enough basis for a pyramid MLM scheme. Now introducing ReguviBlood! For the eternal vampire in you!
sorry hun, its for a church, NEXT!
How you think vamps live so long?
You thing they have a blood boy?
Sounds like you're getting ripped off. Who's your blood guy?
tfw boomers are literally sucking millennial blood
She got hotter
Money will do that
I'm not ugly, I'm just poor
Edit: just saw someone beat me to this comment by a long shot. I guess I'm not just ugly and poor I'm also slow
So the amount displayed is how much was spent making her look hotter?
Probably. She’s unrecognizable when you compare her in pictures 2 and 4.
She looks the same, but with nice makeup on and long hair that’s been styled.
Once they hit 9 billion she could finally afford a decent haircut.
Don't know what else she did, but she did definitely get way hotter.
You're not ugly, you're just poor.
And richer. Win win for her and now she gets to fuck all the college guys she missed out on while waiting for Jeff to get his shit together
That's the dream. If I made billions in a divorce I'd trawl college campuses getting as much dick as I possibly could.
And he's the one who fucked it up.
Imagine losing half your money and still being in the top 5 richest people in the world
Sam Walton split his fortune with 4 kids and they're all billionaires
Jim Walton ￼$48.4 billion
S. Robson Walton ￼$48.2 billion
Alice Walton ￼$48.1 billion
Lukas Walton ￼$15.6 billion
Ann Walton Kroenke ￼$6.6 billion
Christy Walton ￼$6.7 billion
Nancy Walton Laurie ￼$5.7 billion
13 year old with 6 billion. Thats alot of vbucks
Fuck when you think about it, 140B is pretty fucking insane. Just imagine, a billionaire and then a conference room with 140 if these fuckers. Fuck.
I'm not sure if sucking off Bezos for 25 years is worth it. But I'm willing to give it a shot!
If she gave him 1 blowjob a day for 25 years she'd be earning 7,665,982.20 per blowjob.
where do i submit my resume
Married, no prenup and had 4 kids with him. I'd be surprised if she gave him 1 bj a year
This guy marriages.
Was the 20 cents really necessary?
Math was involved and IT ADDS UP!!!
We're talking over 9000 blowers.
That might be the best stat ever produced.
I'm not gay, but $70 billion is $70 billion...
I'm willing to settle for 1 day and 5 million.
For 70 bn I'll chop my own dick off and wrap it in Amazon gift paper
I am gay and you'll have to fight me for Daddy bezos
I mean apart from her being able to go anywhere in the world on a private airline, live anywhere and drive any automobile she wanted and be able to start any organization she wanted. Yea I bet it wouldn't be worth it. She is only 48.
^ this guy thinks billionaires drive.
Wont have time to drive, when you're on the back seat with a mouthful of Bezos.
I think people are vastly overestimating how much blowing there was going on. They've been married for decades. It's not like he can disown her or something.
She's probably just been living on some secret billionaire island made out of diamonds and drinking the distilled hopes and dreams of warehouse workers for the last decade and kept up the marriage for political reasons and stock gainz.
Her 25-year ROI has substantially outperformed the benchmark.
Buy low, sell high
Dang, money really do make you look better.
That's the same woman in all pictures? She looks like a completely different person now
He filed for divorce
She went from 2007 to 2018? Holy shit.
Um he cheated on her it’s not like she planned it
Plus they were together from the start, it's not as if she married him 2 years ago and got half.
He cheated on her. Let's not forget that.
So many people I know in the last few years have gotten a divorce and all of them are cheating on their wives for a long period of time and then when things get really dangerous and obvious they slowly start to move towards a separation and then a divorce is inevitable - it’s identical with Bezos. The money is different in every case, this case is obviously extreme, but the scenario is just so friggin common.
she looks fucked up in '07
She was playing RuneScape at the time.
Must of been when they had young kids. They see loose hair they grab it in their tiny, vice like hands and pull as hard as they fuckin can
To be honest Bezos was the reason for the divorce. I am sure the whole "trial separation" thing didn't work out the first time she went to girls night and told them all about how her husband was banging some other chick after their son's graduation. Women don't forget and they are incredible sympathetic to each others plight.
You have to ask yourself though. It doesn't matter how hot someone is there is always some guy tired of fucking her. Sad reality for the kids.
Bezos is doing the 300IQ, ruin my life, Enron play.
He knows that the company is a complete house of cards for some weird reason, and the stock is going to collapse because of something. We're talking maybe 20% of its current value.
So what does he do? He does what anyone, especially Enron's Lou Pai, would do: Ruin his life and destroy his family to make out with a couple extra billion. He finds a new GF, cheats on his wife, the divorce happens and all of his AMZN is liquidated. Then, a few months later, when we find out some crazy shit like "AWS is secretly subcontracted Azure funded by a massive money laundering by the Russians, and the money dried up", and the stock tanks, he keeps the cash.
AWS is secretly subcontracted Azure funded by a massive money laundering by the Russians, and the money dried up
That... I don’t know about that. But A+ for effort.
Lol, it's funny because the other way around is closer to the truth.
Can confirm. Used to work on Azure and my manager's would just jack each other off while asking "Well, what does AWS do?!"
I was told the opposite by someone who has experience with both:
While AWS is obviously the older and more popular service, its age shows and its engineers and users are paying a certain price to work around or fix the shortcomings caused by architectural problems from design decisions made long ago (technical debt).
In contrast, Azure has a much smaller market share but has benefited from watching AWS’ development and growing pains.
Edit: fixed punctuation
damn bezos got long'd
My name Jeff
This is the only case that I have laughed at this. It took almost 5 years. But it got me.
I’m not saying it’s necessarily fair for someone to walk away with half of everything (especially when you’re talking money like that), but people are making this woman out to be a gold digging monster.
They’ve been married for 25 years, had 4 kids together and he banged his mate’s wife so she’s divorcing him. She’s hardly Anna Nicole Smith.
I think someone having an affair is a pretty good reason to file for divorce, so I’m not sure how anyone considers her the bad guy in this situation. It’s not her fault the law says she’s entitled to as much as half (fair or not fair).
She totally deserves half. She was the first Amazon employee and worked with him for years building up the company. It was her idea to sell books online. She's just as much a contributor as he is.
Not to mention she married Jeff before Amazon was even a thought in his head. Can’t be a gold digger if there’s no hint of gold.
Hell of a glow up
Does anyone here consider that she participated in the building of the fortune?
I believe for the first year of business she was the accountant and without her he couldn’t start the company, idk thats what i heard maybe true maybe false
I believe so yes; I don’t know about their personal lives, but the support a life partner gives is real
Didn’t he cheat on her, or is having an affair with a friend’s ex-wife?
idk dude...apart from that, their eyes show less and less smiling
Lets be honest, we don't do value investing here. 25 Years is like 250 years of FDs to us.
She must have saw i bought 4 magic wands from her website
He cheated on her
With the neighbor
He cheated on her, don’t make it sound like she was a gold digger. She is entitled to half his fortune
Don’t let anyone ever convince you that money is “ just a thing” or “doesn’t buy you happiness” or any of the other bs cliches.
Even with 50/50, would she get 70 bil?
Bezos has something like 99% of his value tied up in assets, So would she then become a massive shareholder in Amazon?
Didn’t he cheat on her... dumb move on his end, but I guess he could afford it
Is this Enron all over again?
They’ll probably settle out of court and she won’t take half. Also not like she was some ditz, they met working at DE Shaw.
Probably has more to do with him cheating on her