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"I want to look like an area rug"
"I got you, cam."
"It really tied the stable together." - Arabian Dude probably
“Now they’ll never know I stole the camel rug”
Indian Dude probably
I'm pretty certain that guy is actually a Kyrgyz.
Man, I'll eschew vowels too if I can get an awesome camel like that.
Yeah now that you mention it he does look like some kind of turk, I was more talking about how the camel hair art looked more Indian-influenced than Arab-influenced.
I'd bet this is actually Rajasthan in India & the camel is to be used in a wedding
My man you are killing the game right now.
Look at that face. He knows how good he looks.
I was going to say he's a proud pupper but... proud cammer?
Camel. He's a proud camel. Just use the correct god damn word.
"You must be fun at parties"
There, I did it for you to everyone that's gonna reply with this cliche.
Who pissed in your cornflakes?
So many flavours and you choose salty
What crawled up your arse and died?
Someone got out of bed on the wrong side today
Mmmhmmm no, I think you mean cam boi. He's a proud cam boi.
Couldn’t the camel get a sun burn not having fur to protect its skin? This must have a solution because I’m sure they’ve done this before.
They get eaten before the sun can burn them.
Oh Lord. And they’re doing it with a knife. That is insanely impressive.
It looks like scissors to me. At least in the HD image.
After enhancing the picture using magic hollywood techniques I have determined that they are indeed scissors.
Christ, half of it must have grown back by the time he finished.
Oh wow. That’s even more impressive in some aspects.
Japanese hairdresser Megumi Takeichi cuts patterns into the hair of a camel ahead of the Bikaner Camel Festival in Bikaner in the western Indian state of Rajasthan on January 10, 2019.
(Photo by Dinesh GUPTA / AFP) (Photo credit should read DINESH GUPTA/AFP/Getty Images)
Here is a picture that show more of this hair cut.
Found another article that ends with "... the impressive designs increase the animals’ value at market and further help them sell the camels for their tender meat."
I'm sorry, what?
All that work just to be killed?
"I only eat camel with fancy haircuts." 🤔
I don't see how the labor that goes into that haircut would be worth the increase in the value of its tender meat
rich people like to eat nice things :P
Camel tastes yummy.
Fancy camel tastes yummy and fancy.
Gotta be honest, if I was stuck in the desert I'd take up camel hair cutting too
Gotta be honest, my eyes went straight to the beanie and thought man that is a pretty damn good haircut how'd they make it so life-like
Wow, I see Pimp My Ride has gotten much better.
Is it even legal to cut an elephant into a camel's hair?
You have to provide documentation that you have cut an equal number of camels into elephants' hair.
you have to get consent from the elephant model first.
Yeah but do it through her agent, plus size models can be touchy about approving these things
It is clearly a Chthulhuphant
That other camel being all judgy in the corner
"What happened to you Vern?"
And the camel’s looking pretty snazzy too
I love the mohump!
I want so badly to wear a knit hat like that but I don't have the confidence. Also, my ears get cold.
Gotta build up confidence by working as a camel stylist
I know the path now. Thank you for your wisdom, teacher.
I thought that was the haircut at first. Because.... idk, I’m an idiot or something.
Leave that poor dog alone.
Would this have any adverse affects on the camel regarding body heat or anything like that? That's a lot of their bare skin exposed unless it's just colored to look that way.
Camels first sunburn coming soon.
This camel's got money.
The camel: "Oh, yeah. Shave me some more!"
That’s the spot baby, oh yeah. It’s hump day!!
Sign me up. I've got plenty of body hair to spare.
You should do that! Get some cool designs cut into that man fur! 👍🏽
Lebron James should bring both the barber and the camel onto his TV show for an episode
Next time I go to the barber I am going to ask for this look
That camel can't feel to great about having an elephant shaved into it.
What, am I not good enough for you!?
Is it more susceptible to sunburn now...?
A Camel named Post Malone
This looks like a GTA garage and assassin's Creed game had a baby. Holy shit.
Wouldn’t the animal burn then?
Barber's hat an attempt to cover a hump about the size of the camel's.
What do you do for a living?
Camel’s like: “awwww yisssss, that’s the spot!”
Other camel is so jealous
Did they also trim around the camel toe?
Yemen County Customs
So it’s like getting yo ride detailed...
Brought my camel into the detail shop.
Wonder what kind of tip a camel leaves?
For a second there I looked at the guy and was wondering how they knew what haircut he had when he had a hat on
Cool now do the other side...
Pimp mY ride
Definition of patience
that is the most patient animal I have ever seen in my life.
Did the camel gave consent tho?
Swagged out 😎
Anything I achieve in life, will never be as good as this skill.
Should made a stencil and just naired it
Pimp my Camel.
I know what I am bringing in to my next trip to the barber.
Oh wow a smurf
Just a pre-made carpet. Camel bout to be skinned.
This is how I do my pubes
Custom Camels by Caren
“Well it’s not quite what I wanted.”
And my mom wouldn't let me get my basketball number carved into the side of my head when I was in junior high.
"Honey, come home to me" "I can't, I'm working" "But I just shaved my camel ಠ‿↼
But then your camel is simply too beautiful to be loaded with anything to obscure the work! Damn!
My humps, my humps, my bitchin' camel lumps.
I thought it was a carpet first. lol
Pimp my camel?
I think that camel knows how good it looks.
Oh man, now the elephants are going to see this and get pissed off...
Pimp My Ride, The Lost Pilot Episode
Pimp My Ride Nepal edition
Yeah, elephant on a camel
Is that--is that a knife?
at first i was like, that’s a beanie tho. Then I noticed the Camel. What a fly sandy tall-boye.
Pimp my camel
So wanna be a playah...
But your hump ain't fly
you gotta hit us up
to get a pimped down hide
you've got to pimp my riiiiiiiide
you've got to pimp my ride
this week: a '64 Camelidae-lac 2 Hump Coupe DeVille
Here we see the camel farmer, cutting open the camel's hump to harvest the delicious juice contained inside.
How do you even get a camel to be still long enough to do that?
Why does the camel look like he belongs in a Top 10 smug anime girls video?
Damn, if I did this, the hair would grow in on the first side by the time I finished the second side.
The draw that bespoke the camel's back
Give this person a green card to the USA and move him to a latino or black neighborhood. Dude gonna make a mint doing that.
Hard to tell if the camel likes it or is power charging saliva to spit on her...
Me: “Well it’s just a hat, why did they say it’s the be-AAAAAAOOOOAOAOAOAOAOOOOOWWWW”
My dumb ass immediately looked at the one cutting the hair and went "but she's wearing a hat..."
I'm more impressed with how she managed to keep her hat on her head.
It took me a few seconds of staring at the blue toque to realise I'm blind
It’d be a pain to redo the haircut once it regrows.
Mike mike mike mike mike, what day is it Mike?
That camel is gonna pull so much pussy.
Isn’t that poor camel going to get sunburned on the bare spots? 🤨
I think it looks cool as hell, but those camels have fur for a reason.
Oh oh, guess what day it is, guess what day it is!
"Lemme get that 5 trunked elephant."
Barber: "Say no more, cam."
I bet that camel zoned out while getting it’s hair done who doesn’t love spa day?
this is one epic haircut
I had to zoom in because at first glance I thought she had a chisel in her hand and was like, Goddamn, that's insane.
Pretty sure them scissors are insanely sharp though and Band-Aids we're needed on set
She is supporting that Teddy fresh
The part where is started is already growing back.
Graeme Souness just died
Was anyone else's first reaction "Uh, that's a hat, my dude."
Pimp My Hump
If Jason Momoa's Aquaman had a camel, he'd look like this.
It's got to really suck for that camel that a fucking elephant is taking up the prime spot on the side.
Imagine your girlfriend getting your name tattooed, but right under a even bigger tattoo of her ex..
this is the middle eastern version of getting your car wrapped lmao
For a sec I thought you meant the guy and I was like "Thats a beanie"
That beanie could be a little bigger.
This week on Pimp my Dromedary...
The world's most patient camel ever.
Pimp My Ride- Arabia edition
I want someone to do this to my cat now ♥️... and I actually mean my cat that's not a euphemism
Just a little off the top.
Her beanie game is on point.
"Ohhhhh....yeah....riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight there....a little to the right. Ahhhhhhhhhhh......"
DAE immediately look at the dudes head and think 'wtf it's a toque'
I immediately thought it's Parappa the Rapper.
Best? This moron made an elephant with five trunks!