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I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM. IF I WANT TO PLAY KWAZY CUPCAKES, I WILL PLAY KWAZY CUPCAKES... Kwazy is a difficult word to say in anger, but I think I've made my feelings clear.
Terry- Are you really playing the gay card right now?!
Holt- Yass queen
Wait what episode was this? Because I need to rewatch it and hear him do this immediately.
I'd like to bet $20,000 on Yabba...
Thank you for sharing that hilarious quote. Look at me, I am positively giddy with laughter. A laughter I have not experienced since the first time I tried a marshed mallow. Apologies for my overexuberance.
HAHA. So good.
I watched the Kwazy Cupcakes episode when I couldn't sleep this morning at 3am, and was laughing my ass off.
Try saying bubbles in anger, somehow it's harder
This reminds of a time I went to a wedding with a friends family back in high school. He was always being a little shit and was blowing the wedding bubbles into driver area so his dad just whips the car over to the side of the road and screams "If you blow one more fucking bubble I'm getting out of this car and kicking your ass". And of course my friend blows one more right in his face because that's just the way he is.
"The pineapple is wearing a thong, for humor reasons."
Damn I hope they had good viewership last night. I was so happy to hear it was revived by another network but we need to make sure it stays alive!
Saw it in a sold out theater last night during a special showing. They showed the last two episodes of Season 5 right before it as a refresher. Was a ton of fun.
Ahh man I'm jealous
I watched it by complete accident - turned on the TV while having a post-run snack. First episode I've ever watched at airtime, doing my part to support a great show!
Unless you have a Nielsen box, though, you didn't affect the ratings.
In this day and age I cannot fathom why the Neilsen box still exists. The cable companies should be able to take data from what people are watching to know exact ratings.
Yes, it's creepy but they steal all our information anyway. Why not for some good, like keeping well liked shows on the air?
My friend worked for a cable/satellite company in data management. He said they knew exactly what the viewing figures were (using internet connected boxes) at all times but they protected them so advertisers wouldn’t find them out.
Apparently advertisers were grossly over paying for the number of people who actually watched their commercials.
Neilson boxes probably show higher viewers than the reality hence why they are still used for rate cards
Don't dim his shine!
Oh, uuumm, even if you don't have a Nielsen box, you affected the ratings... in spirit!
"Is the pineapple a slut or is it calling someone a slut?"
Clearly the pineapple is the slut. As you can see, it's wearing a thong for comedic reasons.
I am a joke, therefore it is appropriate that I wear a joke. I need this shirt. Where can I get it and how much does it cost? Asking for a friend.
I believe it is a.. Pun. Although the connection is lost on me.
Thank you NBC! Noin Noin!
Needs more Terry
I want Terry and Andy to form a podcast together
And Terry needs nutrients!
These nups might be getting TOO toit
Wait, is there New seasons coming out?
Yep you can watch the 1st episode from last night on NBC.com for free (no cable subscriber login required)
Now the question is, are they going to do this for the rest of the episodes? I have no intention of just adding like $70/mo (if that's what it even costs now, no idea) for cable so I can watch one season of one show.
Me and my wife have matching pineapple tattoos on our wrists. I recently found out (while at a bar and being propositioned) that an upsidesown pineapple is a sign that you are a part of the swinger community. Our pineapples are right side up, unless our arms point up like if your elbows are on the table. Not sure exactly what to do about this. Might have to fuck some strangers.
Not sure exactly what to do about this. Might have to fuck some strangers.
Dibs on this guys wife
This joke is gonna be way funnier once my wife dies.
Its reddit history. This guy is bastardizing an old joke. In a thread about if you could have sex with anyone in the world a guy made a heart felt post about how he would like to make love to his wife one more time as she had passed away a while ago. A commenter said "I also choose this guys dead wife". It was really funny then. Not as much now.
Whoosh. That’s way too meta for me, I was just making a generic swingers joke 🤷♂️
Get your act together son.
I got this reference.
I too choose this man's wife
I don't think swingers really honor dibs in the traditional sense.
They don't even have to be upside down.
Source: am a swinger.
But everybody in the community that might be familiar with this rumor knows there's little chance that vanilla people have any idea.
Damn. I knew we should have gotten papayas.
You don’t want to know what that means.
This is funny, my girlfriend and I adopted the pineapple as our thing, I had no idea, informing her now HA.
Close friends of ours (who have no idea of our debauchery (at least we don't think so)) have been putting all kinds of pineapple decorations up in their house and I informed them about the implication as "something I heard somewhere" turns out they had no idea and were not also secret swingers lol
That must have been disappointing for you ;)
No lol there's an old rule to make friends out of playmates not playmates out of friends
I love Andre Baugher. Great actor. I wanna see him get an Oscar. Love how it seems he’s really enjoying playing this character.
Love him as well. I was already a fan of his from Glory and Men of a Certain Age. He doesn't seem to do movies all that much, but yeah he would be great in one of those roles (mostly serious but also funny) that often gets people an Oscar.
One of my favorite moments of his was in Men of a Certain Age when his character (a good guy but not exactly "TV friendly") was recording a TV commercial for the car dealership which he worked for and which his dad owned. His character had a line to deliver, something along the lines of "May flower bring spring savings at Thoreau Chevrolet!" and he kept botching it either not being able to say it correct, saying it too fast or too slow, opening the prop umbrella at the wrong time, etc. His exasperation at how couldn't deliver the line is just classic.
In general, that was just a really underrated show.
Andre Braugher has been a huge favorite of mine since Homicide : life on the streets. Such a great show that basically set the stage for the Wire. He really got to show off his acting chops in it too.
omg I want that shirt
Is the pineapple the slut or is the shirt calling someone a slut? Where can I get one and how much does it cost, asking for a friend...
The pineapple is the slut as you can see it's wearing a thong
For humor reasons
I’m also curious if it’s as long as it looks cause he’s 6’. I have problems with shirts not fitting my torso/bo-bandy gut so it matters.
My favorite was the What's Up Beaches.
This amazon listing was created today, almost certainly in response to this post.
There are lots of people who trawl reddit for popular posts of graphics and funny shirts. They upload low resolution images found on google or even cut and pasted from the reddit post's photo, onto garment preview images.
The broken English nonsense description is also a red flag (even though it's inadvertantly hilarious).
When you buy the shirt, if you actually receive it you will very likely receive a shit quality shirt with a fuzzy blurry print.
Be careful, friends!
If you need a few cups of coffee to wake up then you know how this little guy feels. Buy this shirt for coffee lovers and people that hate waking up early in the morning for work or school.
Yep.. feel sorry for anyone who falls for this. Thanks for the tip - I never thought to look for the listing date, or even realized it existed!
You missed the best lines
Funny, sarcastic tshirt fo reaching for his morning slut... Pineapple shirts are best.
I appreciate the emoji as well.
You should add a # before ⬆️🚫SCAM WARNING🚫⬆️ so it shows up nice and big as:
Also, I made sure to report the comment in hopes of a mod seeing it. That's probably the best way to truly stop people from falling for a scam.
Edit: Looks like the comment is now removed. Good job to anyone else that reported it!
Funny, sarcastic tshirt fo reaching for his morning slut
You're the man, man
"The welcome home gift they will cherish. Something that you can wear to a party or just a simple beach day. Give them a very funny t shirt, it is something they will wear all year. LGBT enjoy the joke."
"Funny, sarcastic tshirt fo reaching for his morning slut. If you need a few cups of coffee to wake up then you know how this little guy feels. Buy this shirt for coffee lovers and people that hate waking up early in the morning for work or school."
I could use a morning slut. Apparently I can also relate to a pineapple in a thong because of my coffee needs.
Does not ship to Canada.... what are we, Narnia?!
Lamp poles, strange creatures, snow, only way to get to Canada is through my creepy grandpa's wardrobe, seems to check out.
Is this one of those spam accounts that just links to shirts?
Yeah pretty sure he made this shirt using Merch by Amazon. This is copyright infringement and against Reddit TOS.
You Never Forget Your First
Title of my sex tape!
Pimento you ignorant 🍍slut
The Brooklyn Office 99
God it just occurred to me that there is probably an entire generation that doesn't realize that Michael saying that on the Office was a reference to SNL.
I finally started watching this show and I’m hooked
I watched that episode an hour ago .
He said it with such.. gravitas.
I dont get it. Is the Pineapple a slut or is it calling someone a slut?
Obviously, the pineapple is the slut.
It's in every episode of psych, of course it's a slut.
You know that's right!
The pineapple is obviously the slut
I'm glad I watched this over streaming. There were a several moments in the new episode that had me laughing so hard I would have missed half the show if I couldn't have paused it.
And this is how I learned that the new season started. Thanks!
Does Andy Samberg age, or does he have the same vampiric condition which Keanu Reeves and Paul Rudd have?
What? He looks pretty old in this picture. Actually he's the only one in the picture who seems to have aged.
Yeah Fumero is the one who looks identical across all the seasons of the show except for the few eps where she's pregnant. Can't believe she's 36.
She only got better looking as time went on.
Based on this picture I'm assuming that she's some sort of vampire/succubus thing and is leeching the life out of Samberg somehow.....the lucky bastard.
I would have seriously guessed mid 20s. No idea she was 36.
If you loved Andre Braugher in Homicide, seeing him in 99 is jarring, to say the least. But he's just so freaking good you can't help loving him all over again.
coool. cool cool cool cool cool cool cool.
Jesus Christ Amy is smoking
For a second I seriously thought this was Titus Burgess, and I was wondering how an Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Brooklyn Nine Nine crossover would look like.
THIS SHIRT PLEASES ME.
Melissa Fumero is my girlfriend. She just doesn't know it yet.
Her husband's the dude that played the crossword puzzle master in one episode, so I think you've got a chance.
Yeah, but if you strip away his chiseled good looks, money, success and fame, muscular body and awesome hair....
Looks like he could be a current model, with those looks.
So she has better looking and richer husband.
But does he have as much reddit karma as Tenaciousthrow?
More like captain Hoe lol
Co.. Co.. Co.. Cool
This B needs a C in her A
This picture looks like two fans asked if they could take a picture but were turned down so they just took a picture anyway.
I dont see captain holt in this picture. I only see VELVET THUNDER.