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Yeah and after all of the human skin shavings have been swept away.
Yeah and after all of the bone fragments have been vacuumed away
Needs some step stripes
Yeah someone should get out there with spray paint or something. Would probably look ugly but it'd save people some injury and give the city more of a reason to come and do something about it
Spraypaint dicks on them. I hear that works for making cities spring to action.
First I read it the devil made these skirts and was waiting for some ass...
Check your inbox.
sharing is caring
Why is this a reply to that comment?
I read it as “stars” and didn’t even realize there was a height difference.
My sister, who has not been diagnosed on the spectrum, visited my elderly father and thought his steps were too discreet.
So, naturally, she started to mark them with electrical tape. About a third of the way up, she realized she wouldnt have enough tape... so, she started alternating which steps she put it on. Starting with every second one, but eventually running out with 4 to go.
When I tried to remedy what had been done, my dad insisted that it remain... because this way, he really had to pay attention to what he was doing.
Or just conspicuously splashed yellow paint like in horizon zero dawn
In the US, It is part of building code to have a 1”min contrasting stripe 1” max away from the edge of the step.
Are you under cover OSHA
I never really thought about the purpose of step stripes until now. Thanks for the realization!
Only in the leap from the lion's head will he prove his worth.
Edit: real treasure something gold something something knowledge
The penitent man
Jehovah begins with an "I".
Fridge > nuke
I don't acknowledge this movie's existence.
It's a shame they tried to do this rather than be smart and just let it end on a high note, like how Scrubs stopped after season 8.
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain." An idea will be squeezed for every last dollar. Except Calvin and Hobbes. Bless you Bill Watterson.
Literally watched the whole trilogy last night haha
I'm a little upset I had to scroll to find this one. I'm still glad it's on here. Thank you!
Here we see stairs in its natural habitat. The stairs will attempt to blend in with its surroundings in an attempt to surprise and injure its prey.
narrated by David Attenborough
Edit: Sir David Attenborough. Please excuse my barbarism.
Edit:Edit: We now see here, a redditor, in his natural habitat. He has just been given platinum and he will perform his "Obligatory thanks for the platinum" ritual edit. Truly amazing to see in the wild.
That’ll be Sir David Attenborough to you, you fucking commoner.
“You fucking commoner” was a perfect way to end your comment.
I really wish this was sir Attenboroughs real response whenever someone didn't address him as sir.
Sir David is a fucking commoner too. For nobility, you need to open with barony or above.
You cut hair?
Oh wait that's Barberism
Edit: I'm really happy with what I started.
You collect dolls? Oh wait that's Barbierism.
You record sheep? Oh wait that's baabaaism.
You draw anthropomorphised elephants?
Oh wait thats Babarism.
Doesn’t look like anything to me.
have you ever seen anything so full of splendor?
GET OUT OF HERE WESTWORLD, YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED A ONE SEASON SHOW
Nah it shouldn't have but they shoulda done some things differently
Idk why jonathan nolan tried changing stuff up just to make it harder on redditors to find out what was going on
It's amazing how quick I lost interest in that show. Got 4 episodes into season 2.
I think I watched the first episode of season 2, didn't immediately watch the second, and then I just kinda never really thought about watching more. Started watching the Wire instead.
Wish I stopped there. You were saved from one of the stupidest scenes in TV/Film history ever.
Which scene are you talking about? Just curious.
When the hosts sieged the brain or w.e and that special ops guy, right in the middle of all that fighting, decided it was a good idea to lower his gun on a killer robot to try and have sex with her.
That's the only part that made sense to me actually...
not sure if thats a good or bad thing.
Oh wait. You didnt know?
The Lovebots of Westworld can release synthetic pheromones to heighten the experience for the user during lovemaking. Otherwise it would be like fucking a mannequin.
So in this scene it boosted the synthetic pheromones by 1000% and caused the special ops guy to prioritize fucking over killing.
I am of course, full of shit. I just made that all up.
I am not a Westworld writer or Westworld lore expert.
I think you'd be qualified for the position.
I'll have my Marvel no-prize now, mr Stan Lee
The Marvel No-Prize is a fake award given out by Marvel Comics to readers. (...) As the No-Prize evolved, it was distinguished by its role in explaining away potential continuity errors. Initially awarded simply for identifying such errors, a No-Prize was later given only when a reader successfully explained why the continuity error was not an error at all
I don't remember that scene, which episode, I remember back-to-backing season 2 and falling asleep here and there
It was towards the end, ep 7 or 8 I think. I didn't finish the season cause that was supremely bad and soured the show for me.
Yeah that was pretty bad.
which scene are you referring to?
Try telling that to /r/westworld. Those people worship the second season. I've tried watching that episode that focuses on the native dude twice and fallen asleep the first time and gave up the second.
Naa, there was a lot of disappointment while the season ran but obviously the people who post there now tend to be fanboys.
Fucking agreed there, they sure screwed it up in the second season
It really should have.
Freeze all motor functions!
unexpected WestWorld reference? N O I C E
Exactly. I could not get my eyes off that butt.
Whew, I was too embarrassed to say it first.
Now look back up and keep walking forward.
this isn't a set of steps its a set of scars.
Background girl has a nice butt
I came here looking for this comment and am not disappointed.
To have to scroll so far however..
That's why I didn't see the stairs.
was looking for this comment :)
I wanted him to look back up forget the stairs...
And that girl aptly standing there to distract pedestrians!
devil made that camera
I was wondering if anyone else noticed the incredibly poor video quality, likely needed to get this effect on camera. If it were HD I would venture to say the steps are much more distinguishable.
Still needs step stripes.
Lookin like a snack in dem jorts
Didn't read the title, couldn't figure out why the op didnt look at her nice ass again. Lmao
That chick in the background has a fucn sweet ass.
Anybody else just come here hoping for a better look at the girl in the background’s butt?
Devil made those stairs but the lord himself crafted dat ass
All four pixels of it.
No I was too freaked out by those shoe tips because it looks like toes sticking out
episode 297287261 of Redditors are Creepy as Fuck
Was lookin for this
Wow, it was the second time I got it
Why does this video look like it was recorded on an Samsung flip phone?
This is a lawsuit waiting to happen
Aren’t there regulations on things like this?
Nice ass in the background
When you're lazy with your textures on your model
I broke my ankle just looking at this video.
I would break all my ankles
If you have eyes as grainy as this video Im sure itll be a problem.
the health and safety guys would probably commit suicide when they see this
Maybe if you use a camera with resolution that's not in kilopixels you'll be able to tell?
I'm sure it looks a shit ton more obvious than 280p video shot on a phone, compressed to hell, turning the ground into a solid speckled mass.
But, sure, updoots.
Distracted by the booty at the beginning
Camo stairs + booty distraction= twisted ankle
God made dat ass
anyone got a mirror for people who cant view reddit video?
How is a mirror gonna help? You need corrective lenses.
I fell looking at this
You’re supposed to go down backwards on your knees.
When you have to turn off shadows to get a decent framerate.
Arse on your one.
Why is this a video of a gif? What the fuck is wrong with the Internet?
Its Mr Beelzebub to you!
They did scrub well all the blood of previous falls.
bitch this is illegal lol
This is what it's like everytime I try to go down stairs without glasses on
OP is using a screen door camera filter
I think this would be illegal in some countries. They'd have to have a white or yellow strip for those with visual impairments.
My uni had invisible stairs on the centre of campus, they had to flower beds on them as people kept falling down them. Where did they put the flower beds? On the inbuilt invisible ramp so that wheelchair users couldn’t use them anymore.
Shit gif. Couldn’t even get the stairs in the shot.
This is actually a defence mechanism employed by the stairs. Really fascinating to see this.
It's meant to kill those who use a smartphone and walk. The Darwin way.
Satan what the fuck. We talked about this.
Videos and pictures often lie about the way things like this look. The human eye is very adept at seeing things like this so yes in video it appears they are near invisible when in reality they are perfectly seeable.
Living life dangerously.
Adjust your contrast.
ITT: thirsty ass redditors
In my mind, I fell, so well played.
Got a devil made stair attitude right there.
That's dangerous, they should have brass strips on em
Optical illusion, there are no stairs.
I felt like falling just watching it.
There probably a billboard that says “ Calll 444-4444 if you where in a property accident where the city/business where neglect”
You just know people have lost tons of food and drink to these
I'm surprised they arent red from all the spilled blood:p
My aunt broke her hip on day 1 of a holiday because a hotel had stairs like this.