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Classic mechanic exploit. 1. Aggro mob pack 2. Run till threat resets 3. Get a good hit in before anyone realises what's happening
This guy RPGs
He was free and clear, they had given up, and then he goes back for more.
Me in GTA
When you're trying to get 5 stars, but the police lose you on their own.
Me trying to actually do missions led to 5 stars all the time.
In San Andreas, there is a thing people do where they do the ambulance/taxi/firefighting missions right off the bat in las venturas when its off limits and you get 4* instantly for going there. Makes it more... interesting.
“GET THE FUCK IN THE AMBULANCE KAREN. WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT. NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO GET YOUR ASS TO THE HOSPITAL IN TIME, BUT I ALSO HAVE TO DO IT WITH 20 COP CARS LOADED WITH SOME TRIGGER HAPPY DUDES SPORTING MP5’S SHOOTING AT MY TIRES.”
Apparently its not too bad with fucked tyres because LV roads are generally wider and predictable and the terrain is completely flat. SF is completel FUBAR. LS is a bit better, but the roads vary a lot and the freeway/vinewood means that the terrain varies in height. Navigating vinewood with fucked tyres for example is a nightmare.
I tried the taxi one, but its pretty fucking hard.
So yeah, 50/50 chance of Karen getting bowled over by one of hte cops chasing.
Me basically in RDR2. Go to Saint Denis, trample 5 people with my gigantic Ardennes horse on accident. Pursued by the police.
Go to Saint Denis. Get off horse and sprint to a store. Run into a man and push him down. Charged with disturbing the peace. $10 bounty. Cops show up and decide that amount warrants death.
Standing in the middle of the road firing rounds for 2 mins while police circle around the bay trying to figure out how to get in.
They take themselves out pretty easily.
He didn't show up at the protests to NOT fight cops, I guess.
He wasn't running away; he was just getting a run up.
It's like an episode of The Flash, where the answer is always "just back up and run as fast as you can" or "Barry, have you tried running really, really fast?"
This a real life demonstration of armor class vs dexterity
cop: "?! must have been the wind..."
True but armor scales ridiculously well late game.
Hardly, late game your character becomes so brittle that you're better off avoiding conflict completely
Late game it's all about the powerful treasure you've amassed.
If you're behind in gearing up and don't have an actual tank, don't expect to be one.
Thats high middle game, late game almost everything can one shot you or outright ignores armor/resistances anyway.
Pot shots and sneak attacks. Only went for those not looking at him.
So a rogue, dex class, light armor.
I'm saying monk.
Unarmoured, with an Unarmed strike.
Probably just stack 5 levels in Rogue (because why would you not want
Evasion Uncanny Dodge for extra matrix action) and then throw the rest in Monk. Maybe 3 levels in fighter to crit on a 19, but after that all Monk. Then you've got yourself an unarmed fighter, Bois.
Loincloth is the best light armor.
I don't know his level, but he is clearly a Rogue. So he gets at least an extra 1d6 damage on a sneak attack. I don't think his foot counts as a finesse weapon, but it looks like he rolled a nat20 anyway so whatever.
I'm not sure, he could possibly be a monk? That way he's Dex based and can use unarmed attacks that deal a lot of damage
Very good point. Ex-monks are generally very deceptive and his high evasion roll didn't help. Him having monk levels actually explains the weak initial dart attack and the devastating follow up unarmed melee.
Ended way too soon.
He could have went back for a 2nd kick for all we know
I like to believe their is a full video of him just taking on all these cops at once.
One after the other
They should make a hack & slash RPG set during a revolution. You start as a famished protestor who gets pushed over the edge. You collect equipment over time, maybe develop your charisma skill set, raise an armed force yourself, overthrow the government. By the end you become the very thing you hated.
This is a repost, the original was longer. He successfully made it across the lawn and got away, at least momentarily
I'm sure he got tackled at the other side of the grass by another policeman or was I hallucinating?
my cat does this after being removed from the kitchen counter.
So it's a romanian cat then
I know a guy from Romania, I can confirm this is something a Romanian would do.
There once was a guy from Romania
Who hated the police with his mania
He fought and he kicked and licked his own dick
but the police weren't able to capture the prick
EDIT: new last line: so the cops chased him to Transylvania
another EDIT: I'm sorry I've disappointed you all with my lack of Limerick skills... I promise to do better and not hit "save" so quickly next time.
Shouldn't the last line rhyme with mania?
If it's a true limmerick then the last line is a version of the first, eg.
There once was a guy from Romania
Who hated the police with his mania
He fought and he kicked,
and licked his own dick
that crazy guy from Romania.
A limerick will just take forever,
If you're trying to be very clever.
It's better to stop,
Attacking a cop,
And attempt a much simpler endeavor.
If I could transfer the upvotes from my miserable limerick comment to you, I would.
People can make such a fuss
They will downvote, complain and they'll cuss
That your poem doesn't rhyme
When you haven't the time
To find words that rhyme with Romania
Nono o that’s not how that scans dude...
I know...but I did it off the top of my head and it's 5:50am in the morning and I haven't had my second cup of coffee and I haven't fed the cats yet and they're yowling at me and couldn't think of things to rhyme with Romania and I'm not Irish so I'm not well versed in Limerick-ology and my arm hurts from air guitar last night and GODDAMNIT I'M TRYING!
...dammit dude...make drafts...Self edit...email friends for help!!??
You know,after they used tear gas on 80000 people who were conducting a nonviolent protest, i think they kinda deserve it.
Where i live is full with romanians (Spain), can 100% confirm this is something a romanian would do.
As a Romanian. I think I've done this 4 times in my life.
"If it's unexpected it's probably going to be wholesome"
"oh .. ok"
This is Romania. This happening there is wholesome as fuck.
What’s happening there right now?
Damn, I was 90% sure someone was going to start dancing.
lol, i'm glad I'm not the only one that was waiting for that.
“Idk man this seemed pretty routine” Homie comes back for a drop kick Ahhh now i get it
That was a nice jump kick.
For all of you who believe he is a coward i formally invite you all to the next protests in Romania...to see how these guys called Jandarmi are beating and pepper spraying elderly, women and children that are peaceful protesting as the government wants to pass a law to pardon all corruption charges.
as the government wants to pass a law to pardon all corruption charges.
Yeahhhhhhh that is fucked up.
holy shit his reason is "there are already lots of poor people in prison so we don't have room for these politicians.... wtf is this a god damn sitcom?
I'm no expert but they could release some of the non-violent offenders early to make room. I get that they would never do such a thing but that was my first thought when hearing this argument.
its a non argument.. the fact they brought it up should be an embarrassment.
The dumbfucks released dozens of rapists and a lot of them commited crimes as soon as they got out, it's a shitshow. I mean, this would be the perfect timing to, justifiably, legalize/decriminalize soft drugs but oh no, let's let the rapists go. Fucking hell.
I shit you not, but the justification is that prisons are overcrowded.
You don't need to justify it when you can use the police to violently uphold and enforce it.
I like how it's easier to suggest guillotines on reddit than kicking a cop
I did 15 months for assaulting two sheriff's deputies; am I allowed to advocate for the guillotine?
Thank you for your service o7
Honored Friend, you can walk them up to the guillotines if you want
We have some soccer huligans that do a pretty good job
The French have joined the chat
I wish this was higher up. Half of the people are wanting him executed.
It’s Reddit, they never know context and they make shit up in their heads before doing any research just like the anti vaxxers they hate.
There’s also a massive push to glorify all military and police. The American people are seeing the abuse police commit every day and if we start losing faith in them as a society things will quickly break down. It’s why there’s all of those stupid soldier surprises kid videos, or the push of blue line flags after a cop murders someone.
Edit* it’s fun to watch the score of this comment go up and down. If you are downvoting me ask yourself why you support the military, why you believe the police are doing the right thing? Don’t just blindly follow what people tell you.
I feel as if the cop actually wanted to arrest him he would’ve. Instead he just grips him by the throat. I see what you mean
These guys are like the rednecks of Romania...all they do is apply the beating...
Dealt with the jandarmi in France. They don't have to follow shit. Got a kicking for dropping a glass outside, I was very drunk, got a bit mouthy and the next thing I know I'm in an alleyway coiled up trying to dodge kicks.
Fuck those guys.
Edit: so many of you sliding in my inbox being abusive. Sort yourselves out. If I'm correct, this was ten years ago now mind, Im pretty sure he told me to "pick up the pieces of glass you British pig". To which I said something like 'alright chill out it was an accident' etc etc... It got a bit more heated as it went on, but again I can hardly remember. Either way it was my friend who owned the local bar who came running out to stop them, and he just said they'll do it to people they think they can extort.
Read between the lines you idiots. You're all getting far too worked up over events you're fantasising in your head. If you weren't there, don't act like you were 😂
Wait but the jandarmi is a Romanian police force. What were they doing in France?
French police force are also known as the Gendarmes/Gendarmerie, which is pronounced pretty much the same.
Police and Gendarmes are two different things that do the same thing. Police is in the cities and gendarmes outside of the cities. Gendarmes are also part of the armed forces..
Appreciate the distinction! I just remembered the word from when I was learning French but didn't know the full details.
Cops in France are also known as gendarmes
Full support from Serbia, friends.
We have same shit over here, wannabe tough guys who grew balls when they got their uniforms.
Listen and translate lyrics from Mafija U Plavom by Skabo ft Marlon.
I can bet my life that it with 100% accuracy describes your police too.
Much appreciated friend
It's reddit lol. A short gif of someone fighting popice/running away always leads to "this is why I understand why police shoot & kill these people"
I'm so confused I normally see the opposite. People hating on the police in most situations.
now this is some Praxis
Me in my best announcer voice just now:
AND HE COMES BACK FOR MORE!!!
This dude legitimately has 10 points in agility.
P R A X I S
Holy shit.Was that Eric Cantona?
Coming in from downtown with that one
How did he jump so high with balls of steel?
He’s got balls
I want to see what happened next
You will have to wait for the next episode of DBZ.
I've seen people try to kick someone like that more than once in my life. Usually high schoolers starting fights with concert security. Never have I seen it actually work this well lol.
His head fell off!
Yeah, he was pretty old.