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I’m glad cause I wouldn’t want reddit to become like Facebook where all the comments are just people tagging their friends
Fucking hate with a passion the endless comments on Facebook of people tagging their shitty friends who 90% don’t give a shit.
Absolutely, it really is such low brow crap.
Tag a friend, if they don’t respond in 5 minutes they owe you dinner💯
Every response: “[Insert friend’s name] 😂😂🤣🤣you owe me dinner🤣👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻”
Do people really find this funny or even mildly amusing? Are they completely ignorant to the fact that they’re being baited by some stupid meme page that’s using cheap tactics for likes?
And the worst thing is these posts have tens of thousands of likes and comments. Maybe I’m just a killjoy, but the content on Facebook really is dreadful.
I love inside jokes. I'd love to part of one someday.
I'd rather give over my personal email account than let a friend or colleague have my Reddit username
Yeah my friend found my 6 year old account this week so now I have this one :,)
Edit: what the heck guys this account was a day old chill
Damn. I feel it for you, but what really impresses me is that you already have 87 Karma points
Karma is easy to get if you want it. Just be quick linking to official news on game subs and the like.
Last time i thought I was quick for linking official news, I got hounded down by everyone saying it was the 100th post. Me: GOD DAMNT
Wow.... Feel like im a slacking lurker for sure then.
I’m in the same boat.
Im sorry, im new to reddit, why is it do bad that somebody finds ur reddit account and whats the karna for? Do u get anything?
You can turn in 1,000 karma for 15 nothings.
1,000 karma? That’s worth at least 6 and a half grapples!
Anonymously commenting is the best part of reddit. Anyone can see all your comments if they have your username, so if you're uncomfortable with that then just stay anonymous.
weird porn and stuff
I didn’t realize I should have a porn account and a regular Reddit account.
Waaaaaaay too much random porn in my feed now, damn it
I figured that out a while ago but am too lazy to clean it up and make a porn account at this point. I just browse /r/all due to pure laziness.
I made the mistake of making my username very similar to my gamertag. Someone can find me pretty easily if they know my gametag and have 5 minutes to spare.
Nobody will ever figure out that my gamertag is xXx_420_NoScope_69_xXX
I would've never guessed. You think you know someone after literally never talking to them.
Same mistake, only my username was the same as my Twitter username, I’ve decided it was too risky and made new one like a month ago.
Well I survived the snap in r/thanosdidnothingwrong and I really really don't want to give up my badge.
The same thing happened to me recently, on this account, except it was a close family member.
Turns out they'd been spying on me for weeks. How they found out my username, I only have suspicions, but they did find it out somehow. I only discovered they'd been doing it once I posted something and they got mad at me because I criticized them in it, anonymously of course, but they knew to whom I was referring to. They just casually dropped into a text, like "What you said on Reddit, yadda yadda yadda".
I was furious. Absolutely livid, incensed, enraged. I had never felt so betrayed in my life, I was in tears and ready to cut them out of my life. They eventually apologized and we made up after a very long and blunt talk, and they said they only did it initially because allegedly "my thoughts are short" and they wanted to know more about me, which I'm still skeptical about. But fuck giving up this account, I really don't want to, I've put too much time into it. I have alternates but I still want to use this one. The cat is out of the bag, why stop now?
I trust that they're no longer spying on me but just in case: fuck off. You need a better fucking hobby, I hope you found what you wanted to know. Damn, is nothing sacred anymore?
Joe is that you?
This dude got all his karma off of this one comment
When you have a lot of karma but you can't brag about it
The things we did to reach those heights are... questionable..
Yea, reaching 57 karma must have been hard
Over 200k wtf man
Go to new
Post about vaccinations
Go to new
Post about cats & dogs
I posted my cat to aww once and he got downvoted to hell, I told him he did well though.
Who cares about karma Reddit Premium is where it is at . /s
Fuck yeah like pay to win
Yo I found your account check mate. This is a funny coincidence I'd say.
There bro ,have my upvote ! it's ain't much but its honest work.
I'm at 4.4k with no idea what they are and what they did
69 karma now, nice
When you reach the top of the front page, your post is shared by the Times, Cosmo and who knows what else but you can’t say it to your friends because you’re one of those degenerates subbed to porn on his main.
I NEVER comment on those subs but it’s not worth the risk.
'Uh, yeah, I'm a lurker. Don't comment or anything, yep'
This actually happened to me LAST YEAR and i was like boi you're not safe here
Felt the same too. But why is that, are redditors saying a lot of things that they internally regret? I mean it’s not 9gag.
Not regret, but can't say. I deal with a lot of people in a lot of business's in a lot of places. I could never let on my religious, political, or social views to any of them for fear of someone else finding out and disagreeing. I've lost clients for that. I do not wish to repeat that lesson.
Honestly I feel the same way about personal relationships. For example, I'm very adamant about not telling anyone who I vote for. It's a discussion I dont want to have. I know why I voted for certain people and that's that. I'll discuss it on reddit, so if someone in my personal life sees that I wouldn't be pleased.
I mean some dude admitted to fucking a coconut on here and now it's reddit history. I'm sure it can't get worse than that, but I'm most likely wrong.
He did use a burner account. Anonymity on top of anonymity.
I don't think it's a regret thing. I feel like the way I comment and post on Reddit is sort of, too much me. I don't want anyone to know me that well.
Also they'd probably end up being like "wow you're really feminist and really into BDSM" and I don't want to deal with that.
Even if you don't mind someone knowing a lot about you, it's unnerving that someone could have all that info compiled into one place. Like they could pull up your history and within a few minutes have all the dirt. I like to let my crazy out in small doses so as not to frighten people.
On reddit you can let loose. Finally I can call people out without any filters, it's very freeing.
But of course if people from my work found my account they could get offended by my views and even if I'm not ashmed about them, I'd rather avoid the drama.
Well some people just are fucking assholes who say dumb shit and if someone found out that it was them i think that would expose them in irl too.
It's not really regretting, it's more because it's too private: it's the real fucked up you with no masks. Think about all the memes you upvote, all the comments, all the posts...
My boyfriend and I both have reddit. We don't know each other's usernames. Were always sat next to eachother, both probably on reddit. His username? No clue. I'll just excitedly tell him if I get upvotes and stuff haha
There’s a ‘Friends’ feature on my reddit app and I asked my husband if we should be friends? He said “you don’t make friends on reddit”
And the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy
No shit, I've had peopel crawl though my post history after getting into an argument with me. They started to randomly comment on totally unrelated, even months old topics lol.
Heck, sometimes I'm not even arguing with someone. Just maybe giving words of encouragement or something. And then someone hits me with stuff about my post history and Im like "damn, even I dont know my post history. I aint got time for that."
There's a post history o_O
Oh yeah baby, click on your name, top right side of the homepage. Everything you've ever posted. Freely available to absolutely everyone.
Time to check up on Zamundaaa
Edit:well that was uneventful
269 karma after 1.5 years, definition of a lurker right there.
As for you, your daughter is very adorable.
(Oh boy, I feel mildly creepy now, never gonna do this again, it's like looking into someone's brain, definitely feels like an invasion of privacy...at least it's useful for calling out people's BS when they talk mad shit)
Let's start a conga line "you don't make friends on Reddit, you don't make friends on Reddit"
Some serious wisdom right there.
My ex got me into Reddit and I'm only just now realising I had no idea what his username was
Somethings are better left alone
I had nearly 40,000 karma and deleted my account on a suspicion someone might know who I was.
Incognito is neato.
Yeah, I get nervous if anyone I know even says "reddit" out loud. My brother said "don't you use that site?" and i quickly said sometimes I look at it but I don't have like a login or anything
Why? I'm asking because I'm pretty new to reddit and never encountered this situation
Never mind, found the answer in the comments below
Them: Aren't you on Reddit? Me: No. Not all. walks away real fast while scrolling reddit
"FB culture" is downloading a program to browse a website.
Found the redditor... wait...
Well, reddit on mobile through a browser is crap. I guess we should be thankful that they don't lock you out of it completely, and just spam that stupid alert instead about downloading their app. I do agree, though, it's hypocrisy.
I use chrome and just use the desktop site. The desktop site on mobile is great, but the reddit mobile site is terrible.
I don’t even know my husband’s username on here lol
He's up above in the comments saying the exact same thing about you
I don’t mind giving out my info, it’s u/CadaverAbuse
I don’t get what’s the big deal. It’s right above my comments...you can all see it.
I wish I could attach a Meme here.
I was trying to be clever and say all of reddit is my friends and they could all have my username... but my comedy, she not so good...
I'd like to introduce to you the /s
Wow - d'you just give away your username on reddit?
If you Google your username . Google unearths alllll if your comments under that name... Like bla bla commented this on such and such. Dangerous.
My SO just asked me to add him if he downloads reddit and I told him No it doesnt work like that i just read the articles i dont actually have an account! 🤣🤦♀️
my friend asked me for my username and I said to him to Never give someone you know irl your reddit username
i have made two of my friends to download reddit insted of using instagram
“It ain’t much but it’s honest work”
My friends hate Reddit after seeing me on it all the time being "antisocial".
One does not really replace the other though? I use both for completely different reasons, unless they only browse IG for the memes.
I set my wife up an account. She asked for my username so we could be reddit friends. No chance!
Only random internet friends here thank you very much.
when your mom asks what your username is
I always scratch out my username when i send something to my friend
🤔wouldn’t your comment or post be enough to find you anyway? Give it a day or two and you can probably google this comment.
I'm in the precarious situation where my username is the same everywhere, including Reddit.
Wtf you mean "download Reddit" pfshh..
I am new to reddit, why is it an issue?
-most redditors do questionable things that they can't really discuss with their friends.
-reddit is more of a place where users contribute to different communities rather than posting things about themselves, so having a friend on reddit doesn't really do much
-letting your friend know your user is like showing them your secret porn collection
I come to Reddit to get away from my friends
...Unless you don't use reddit to look at porn. Hey, we are out there! THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!
It’s cuz ppl say and act very differently on reddit than they would in real life. For example, someone might seem really happy and cheerful all the time but in reality they post depressing memes on reddit about how they want to kill themselves.
I talk so fucking different in Reddit compareed to IRL and it's weird as shit
TIL everyone on reddit has bi-polar personality disorders
It’s cuz ppl say and act very differently on
Any form or anonymity on the internet makes people drop the veil. Sometimes its sarcasm or humour misconstrued. Sometimes its with all the venom in their blood. Its not behaviour unique to reddit. Hell, some people act weird with their real names too.
Reddit is a very anonymous based culture. This works as a double edged sword. You can be a lot more truthful here because the chances of it having real life repercussions are very low, but at the same time it let's people be even bigger assholes than other parts of the internet (like twitter). There's also the fact that your reddit history could be filled with secrets. Aside from the obvious (porn), maybe you posted on some kind of life/relationship advice sub about a problem you don't want others to see. Maybe you are really into some hobby you are embarrassed about but are subbed to 5 different subs about it. Maybe you've said controversial opinions on certain topics that can cost you friends or your job. Reddit's anonymity is like a safe space where we can do what we want without the judgements of who we know in real life. People being able to recognize you completely ruins this.
Nope, you don't know me that way!
Lmao my ex found my username while we were dating and shit hit the fan when she discovered my post history lol.
It’s a trap!
Why? Is there something wrong with doing that?
Might as well take up a megaphone and tell everyone my fetishes and that I still play Minecraft at the age of 29.
I shit on Minecraft for so damn long. My kids finally broke me so I got it for them and yeah, it's pretty damn fun. It's digital legos, what's not to like? You know who doesn't like legos? Nazis.
Same here. Played it for months with them.
No shame in that, Minecraft is still hella fun
m8, that is what fap accounts are for I just have to switch the user on mobile and I am ready to jac... wait a minute I shouldn't write this on my non fap account
Make it less awkward and just tell someone your salary
I pretend I'm not an asshole in real life.
Lmao I just went thru this, my boy was like why, I just laughed lol
N e v e r
Everyone might as well be called anon because I can't remember any of you