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Me: "How the hell do you stare mothafuckally? That doesn't even make... Oh."
Webster dictionary Motherfuckally- adj. (Eng): to stare at someone in apparent disdain and unapproval. Particularly: around triflin mother fuckers.
//Latrell looked at Shanti-sha motherfuckally as she told him he was the father.
I'd be freaked out too, if I were surrounded by a bunch of fake stuffed people. Like WTF is this shit
"Hey bro, I brought another stuffed human to make company to you"
-staring mothafuckally intensifies-
The dude is well aware of his situation. Can't escape this hellish torment, and the tormenting sociopath has a knack for finding all the stuffed WHITE owls in the world. His brown ass is like stay cool stay cool, but this little one is the last straw. This shit is like Get Out. Get Owlt.
You must hate department stores
No wax museums for you
Human: I got you a new friend mister owl.
Mister Owl: What is that.
Mister Owl: What the hell is that.
Mister Owl: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST GIVE ME
What is that?
What the fuck is that?!
WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?!
SIR, A JELLY DONUT, SIR!
ARE YOU ALLOWED TO EAT JELLY DOUGHNUTS, PRIVATE PYLE?
SIR, NO SIR
Mister Owl: NO FOR REAL WHAT IS IT? MY EYES ARE LITERAL BINOCULARS I CAN'T SEE SHIT THIS CLOSE!
Am I a fucking joke to you, Karen?
when you just want to tell some kid how long it takes to finish a tootsie pop
but then karen has to put fuckin potato salad in it
I got this exact vibe, only like maybe super excited. For example,
Human: I got you a new friend mister owl.
Mister Owl: What is that.
Mister Owl: Omg you didn’t.
Mister Owl: SWEET JESUS ITS CUTE AND TINY.
I always thought it would be cool to have an owl as a pet until I read a reddit post a long time ago where one guy went into excruciating detail about how horrible they are to own domestically
Dude, give us the details. Summarize that post you saw.
Credit to u/burningfyra
I am not trying to be an utter ass I just want people to know how much work goes into
owning looking after an animal like this.
http://www.internationalowlcenter.org/owls-humans/owlsaspets ill paraphrase.
Taking a holiday is very difficult because You can't just take the owl with you It takes a trained person to take care of an owl, and if you have a human-imprinted owl, they may be aggressive with anyone else who comes to take care of them. Owls also like routine, so disruption to the normal scheme of things is very stressful for them.
Owls can be very destructive. They have a natural killing instinct that can be applied to blankets, pillows, clothing, stuffed animals, and just about anything else that can be shredded. Talons are also really bad for woodwork. They bring out the natural grain of the wood really well as they strip off the finish.
Mating season involves a lot of all-night racket. Remember, owls are active at night, so that's when they'll be hooting and calling during mating season And If the owl is imprinted on humans, it will expect the person it perceives to be its mate to hoot with them regularly.
Owls don't like to be petted and cuddled. Captive owls still retain their natural instincts, and traditional "petting" doesn't fit into the owl scheme of things.
Owls are high maintenance. They require daily feeding, cleaning, and attention, especially human-imprinted owls. Owls that are capable of flying need to be flown regularly, or housed in very large enclosure
Owls are long-lived. A Great Horned Owl could live 30 or more years in captivity if things go well. Small species could live 10 years. Taking on the care of an owl is a long-term commitment.
Beaks and talons are sharp. If an owl doesn't like what you're doing, it's going to let you know.
Owls need specialized care. Most veterinarians don't have the necessary training to properly care for owls, so you'd need to find a vet who's comfortable working with an owl. And you as a caregiver need to know quite a bit about owl health also, including what "normal" poop looks like, which very subtle behaviors might indicate health problems, provide proper perching surfaces, a healthy diet, appropriate housing, and regular talon and beak maintenance. There is a LOT to know, which is why proper training is normally required before permits are issued.
feathers, pellets, and poop! Owls molt thousands of feathers every year, and they wind up everywhere. Owls throw up pellets of fur and bones wherever they happen to be at the time. And poop happens. A lot. In addition to "regular" poop (like most birds), owls also empty out the ceca at the end of their intestines about once a day. This discharge is the consistency of chocolate pudding, but smells as bad as the nastiest thing you can imagine. And it stains something awful. Keeping owls involves non-stop cleaning.
FOOD. You can't just go down to the local grocery store and buy Owl food Owls are strict carnivores and require diets of whole animals for proper health. Each day food is thawed and staff remove the stomach, instestines and bladders from the food animals before serving them to the owls. Leftovers from the previous day must be located and removed, as owls like to cache (or hide) leftover food for later. If you're not prepared to thaw and cut up dead animals every night of your life for 10 years or more, you aren't up for having an owl.
Again I dont want to be a party pooper but I do want to help people understand what goes into looking after these animals.
BUT if this doesn't deter you I would sugest you see if a local zoo has a volunteer program that way you can interact with these amazing animals and still have a good nights sleep
thank you for the gold kind stranger!
And If the owl is imprinted on humans, it will expect the person it perceives to be its mate to hoot with them regularly.
What does that even mean?
You imitate hooting noises in tandem with your owl who may or may not be thinking about having sex with you.
sounds like a typical thursday night for me
Just gave me a new respect for the people who looked after the owls who were filmed in Harry Potter. There were so many 0.0
When I was a kid I used to volunteer at one of the birds of prey centers which supplied some of the owls for the films. The dedication of the staff was incredible and you would not believe the amount of cleaning even the smallest of owls required on a daily basis!
I would be interested in volunteering for something like this as an adult. What an awesome experience
In addition to "regular" poop (like most birds), owls also empty out the ceca at the end of their intestines about once a day. This discharge is the consistency of chocolate pudding, but smells as bad as the nastiest thing you can imagine.
Let me stop you right there, that's a no for me.
Worked with birds of prey on my university placement, primarily owls and I can confirm they are so much work and you really do underestimate the smell effort they require
Oh… I'm glad I have a fish.
Oh hi fish! What do you need? Oh, food? bloop bloop bloop there you go!
Alright well see you Sunday!
Why do the stomach and intestines have to be removed when in the wild they must surely eat them?
I can only assume it's less about the owl and more about the human - a partially eaten carcass with all the bits probably is significantly more prone to rotting and disease and smelling.
Don't know for sure though, just speculation
I just read it and thought of parasites they do not want the bird to catch.
This puzzled me too. I used to work at a bird of prey center and we fed the larger owls whole chicks (which they would rip apart as they pleased) and the smaller owls chick legs and worms...
I just found a new respect for zookeepers. Like when you go to the zoo there's typically a bunch of owls and plus a whole bunch of other exotic animals that are probably just as tricky to take care of.
Something along the lines of having a demon bird that keeps you up at night and destroys/stinks up your house. You also have to feed them weird animals like rodents every day and do that for 15 years. Basically zero redeeming qualities.
I have a friend who's into falconry. He said that owls are very loyal to whoever they imprinted on and can be trained quite well. However getting them to imprint on you can be a very hard step depending on the species of owls, since some of them are known to refuse food from people they don't fully trust untill they literally starve to death. However if you introduce them to a lot of strangers when they are young then they won't be agressive towards them when they're older.
As for the food it's actually a lot easier to get as you might think. There are companies specializing in hatching chicken eggs and they often end up with a lot of dead chicks (which either died during the processing or simply male chicks where there's no demand for). These are basically a waste product so they can be easily bought in bulk for a very low price. They do need to all be prepared individually though, so it's still a lot of work to feed them.
I wouldn't call them demon birds, they can be great if you want to train a bird for hunting and such. They just aren't suitable as a pet and I wouldn't keep them inside of the house but rather in a seperate room with nothing of value for them to destroy / poop on.
Ya i want to know too actually
Dude just don’t buy a fucking owl okay?
Probably as difficult to own as Ravens.. there's a guy did a series of YouTube videos about how they're a labour of love.
Because of their intelligence, they get bored easily. Are disruptive. Attention seeking. Destructive. Essentially they are very hard work. Hard not to imagine that owls could be similar.
He just looks like an angry piece of wood
« YOU ARE THE FATHER »
"Your word is 'mothafuckally.'"
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
"The owl stared at me mothafuckally."
"May I see it in a video please?"
"Certainly." shows above video
"OHHH ok. Mothafuckally. m-o-t-h-a-f-u-c-k-a-l-l-y. Mothafuckally."
Am I a joke to you, Karen!?
I look through comments specifically for this...
What the fuck are you doing
tilts head back up
I imagine the voice of Chris Rock as the owl reacting to that tiny owl figure, and it makes me laugh.
ANOTHER one Karen? Another! What did we just talk about. You have enough owls ffs.
He has a resting bitch face
Hooooooooo the fuck is this?
Owls are awesome. I was once hunting in the woods, sitting on the ground with my back against a tree looking down across a large valley scattered with trees. Naturally I’m as still as I can be so as not to draw attention to myself.
All of sudden I catch movement through the tree line so my eyes stay fixed on the movement. What appears is a massive Owl who lands on a branch about 30ft in the air, probably 150ft from me. As it lands it’s big, watchful eyes are fixed on me.
Reminder, I’m wearing camouflage and I’m being as still as possible, but the Owl knows I’m not part of the forest. It’s just perched there watching me, when out of nowhere a second massive owl appears and lands on a slightly higher beach just a bit further away than the first.
This Owl too is immediately fixated on me. It’s brilliant how amazing these birds are. Also how large they can get.
What the fuck is that? Is that a fuckin owl?
"YOU THREATEN ME WITH TAXIDERMY AND NOW YOU THREATEN TO SHRINK ME??"
WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION ?!?!
I always wonder, who actually gets gifs like this. Who has access to an owl that they can play pranks on. I mean, I see the bell on its leg, but theres no one I know that could maintain the responsibilities of a bird that majestic.
So I guess this is more a reflection on myself and those I spend time with.
Samuel Owl. Jackson is here
I'm from Germany and have a question. ..mothafuckally isn't a word right!? Lol
Edit: added the word "lol" to clarify that it was just a joke :)
The owl is adorable, but what made me actually comment was "stares mothafuckally"...that is the best phrase ever, and I'm going to start using it in my day to day. Thank you, kind clever person!
Samuel Owl Jackson
If owls could talk I think they would be screaming in German, all the time.
“... I have a son”
The title made it way funnier
OMG!!! This caption made my day Lmao!!!!
Owl: "But y tho?"
Dafuq? That baby looks nothing like me.
Samuel Owl Jackson.
Samuel owl jackson.
THANK YOU OP FOR GIVING US THE LANGUAGE TO DESCRIBE THIS LOOK. 🙌🏽
How many people really have owls as pets? I hear that they're a pain in the ass to take care of.
This is the owl version of
"Am I a joke to you?"
Owls always look like they’ve seen some shit
“Why do you taunt me skin bag?!”
I don’t speak owl (fluently) but I believe they are saying around the lines of “what the fuck is this nonsense?!?”
Mothafuckally. If that wasn't a thing before it's going to spread.
My face when someone cuts me off whilst driving but my kids in the car and I can’t swear properly so I just give the disbelief marthafaaker face
Someone make this a text gif.
"Look how calm she is as well."
This is gold
He tryna schleep
Blink mother fucker!
SIR! I did not complain when you put on display the bodies of your defeated foes. It is only proper and I'm proud to sit among them and relive past glories with you, but you GO TOO FAR! This is an OWLET, sir! A CHILD! The Geneva Convention, sir! Trust that I will be reporting this to the proper authorities. GOOD DAY, SIR!
Is that next to Diagon Alley?
Where the hell are people getting these owls?
YOU MUST MOVE YOUR HOUSE TO THE LEE OF THE STONE
Samuel Owl Jackson
To he is saying: mate, that's a bloody small hoo hoo.
My new favorite word!
This isn't mine
eXcUsE mE wHaT tHe fUcK?
Cats are ground owls
Fun fact! The Chinese for owl literally translates to cat-headed eagle.
Mothafuckally. New favorite word.
Dafuq? That baby looks nothing like me.
"You ARE the father!"
What a hoot.
“I’m too young to be a parent”
Oh yeah, I know that look
It's just a baby joining the club. Welcome!
B L I N K M O T H A F U C K E R
*go fuck yourself intensifies*
Are owls fun pets? Do they need a large space to live?
This owl is about to build a wall to stop immigration.
Why owls are so awesome!?
Don't talk to me or my three s-
... four sons ever again.
Anyone else get a Sam Jackson vibe?
"Does this look fucking cute to you huh?"
How do I own an owl as a pet?
Anyone else want an owl 🦉?
Owls are just flying, feathered cats
What is this? You told me you took plan B!!
Who are all these people with owls as pets?
Haha mothafuckalky he said.. 😂😅😂😅
That's a "fuck you Karen" look if I've ever seen one
The 2nd time the gif played, I watched the whole thing without blinking because I wanted to make sure the owl didn't blink the whole time...
When you finally find out what’s in the center of a tootsie-pop...
I now a new favorite word. It has my vote to become a new real word.
That moment you understand exactly how you got to where you are
Whoooooo whooooooooo is that?!?
“Who the fuc.....”
Look how calm it is
Owls are like the cats of the bird world.
when you have to get a photo with your younger sibling
Fact: All owls have an ongoing voice in their head that sounds just like Samuel L Jackson.
“What the fuck is that? You’re really are an idiot aren’t you Karen?”
I don't think owls are capable of staring in any way but motherfuckally.
Looks more like he is having an existential crisis.
"Am I like these things? Soulless? Alone? Empty? Are they me or am I them? What am I and what is my purpose...