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I really hope he sent the girl over to distract him as part of his master plan.
And now he will have the sad realization that, that was the only reason the girl was talking to him. 😔
A minute ago he had a beer and a girl, now he has nothing
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.
He might want a drink when he finds out
It’s ok he has a full be- oh wait, never mind.
I was hoping he snuck the straw out before the guy noticed and went for drink of his now empty beer cup.
You do this 2 or 3 times to the same person, you'll make them question their own sanity.
Is this what gaslighting is
I can’t believe you’re asking this again.
Pretty much, only this is hilarious gaslighting.
I think the realization is even better. “Yeah I drank your beer, what are you gonna do about it? Ask me to put it back?”
That sounds little sketchy if you don’t plan on buying him a new drink. Whereas sneaking the straw out would’ve had him doubting himself the whole night.
If straw dude was a friend of the chick then he should by the next round. If it's the guys friend then the syphonee gets no compensation for letting such a wylie coyote plan succeed.
Listen to this guy. He’s clearly studied Wile E. Coyote playbook and subsequent Wile E. Coyote law.
Edit Wile E. (Probably my favorite of all the looney’s and a great name I’m disappointed I screwed up)
I still like how as it zooms in at the end you can see the guys attention trail from his drink to the long ass straw, to the bearded cheers.
More like winggirl did her job so main man could get the real goal.
It's the climax of a very low stakes heist movie
As a wingman, I think we should get more than this. We're so underrated. Smh
I drink your milkshake!
ETA: Thanks for the silver
Eli you boiii
Drained dry I'm so sorry
Here, if you have a milkshake. And I have a milkshake, and I have a straw, there it is that's the straw you see. Watching? My straw reaches, acrooooooooooooss the room and stars to drink your milkshake.
They should have put you in a glass jaaaaar on a maanntle piece.
there are a couple of ‘r’s missing, but that’s right on the beat!
I drink it up
One night, I'm going to come to you, inside of your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm going to cut your throat.
I loved that scene
I’m out of the loop. What’s this?
Reference to the ending of There Will be Blood
Nice. Now I’m in the loop.
For more context, Daniel Day Lewis tried to get an oil lease on Paul Dano's land but he refused and condemned DDL as he was a popular and influential preacher. Years later, he comes back to DDL, broke, and begs him to take a lease on his land. DDL agrees, but only if Dano admits to being a false prophet and that God is only a superstition. Dano does this, only for DDL to reveal that he had already sucked up the oil underneath his land from nearby wells and it's now worthless.
BIG SPOILERS AHEAD TURN BACK NOW IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE FILM
Dano's character believes that the only unforgivable sin is to "Blaspheme the Holy Spirit", meaning that you've heard the gospel and understood it, but you have rejected it.
DDL's character manipulates him into rejecting the gospel and then beats him to death, which in Dano's character's worldview means he's getting sent straight to hell.
DUDE!!!! I didn’t know that!! Wow.
It makes the scene even better. And I was already in love with it. Fuck.
“Yessss heeeee doesssssuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh”
God DDL is so fucking glorious there
Did Paul Dano own it, or was he just brokering for Bandy?
It's a quote from the Daniel Day-Lewis flick There Will Be Blood, excellent and worth a watch if you haven't seen it
I've heard so much about this movie, and I know Daniel day Lewis is like Dionysus in the flesh, but I've never seen it. I think I'm gonna watch it tonight now
I'm just so happy people reference it as a normal every day movie. Most memorable movie for me in years and I'm happy others agree.
It's all fun and games until you snipe a roofied drink.
It's like jumping on a live grenade.
More like sitting on a live grenade that you didnt know was there.
Stepping on a landmine?
I prefer the idea of somehow randomly sitting down on a live grenade.
I say it because you're so oblivious that it could happen. Guys dont think about getting roofied.
Can confirm. Am guy and was unknowingly roofied at a smallish-town University version of a nightclub. Fortunately the worst thing that happened was ~4 hours of no memory - including driving several people back the our apartment complex bc I was the mostly sober one (2-3 beers in 2-3 hours, I believe).
I fortunately had friends I was with the entire time who confirmed everything was guchi for the period I don't remember. They had no clue I was completely blacked out at the time, and we're horrified initially when I asked them the next morning how we got home last night.
Turns out it all likely started from me accidentally drinking from my buddys beer when he was taking a leak...but yeah point of this is guys do get roofied, even if they don't know it, and just blame it on alcohol.
I've been roofied. Not fun. But it was so they could rob me. I'm a bartender and they knew it. So I'd leave work and stop by the neighborhood dive bar, with 2 to 300 hundred cash on me. I don't keep that much cash on me in bars anymore.
More like pushing someone who is walking out the way as a joke then you step where they were heading... On a landmine
It's like stealing someones seat that has a bomb under it
I've voluntarily taken rohypnol recreationally before.
How much of the "high" do you remember?
I remember leaving a friends place with a few people, then I woke up home in bed 12 hours later with ~20 bucks less than I had the night before.
We also used to smoke benzodiazepines mixed with marijuana. It was an effective way to get completely fucked up.
Lol wow smoking Benzos. Didn’t know you could do that
People should watch out with those. They hand me out like candy and they’re unbelievably dangerous
I would have been more concerned if you woke up with more money than you started with.
I mean if they don't know you took the drink, they can't single you out with the hopes of abusing that suggestability
Beard guy was able to drink all of moustache guy's beer which makes moustache guy tonight's big loser!
Edit: sad it isn’t a real thing
First thing I thought of. Glad others recognize the masterpiece that is that show.
guy is thirsty, and got his drink stolen, gonna be more thirsty now!
Oof ouch my parched throat
Canadian here, a handful of us call this game "sneaky drinks" straws are not required, but also not forbidden, but if you sneak a drink and are caught, you are to buy the catcher a drink, if you successfully consume all of their drink, they are to buy you, and themselves another. Great fun at weddings as the bar income is usually to fund the honeymoon or some other pursuit of the married couple.
I felt a little bad for him until he made that obnoxious cunnilingus gesture. I'm with bearded guy now. Drink his beer, drink all of it.
I think that chick was in on it too
Yea no way she didn't notice beard guy's long black straw
Who does that douche gesture anymore, or really ever. I’m with you bro. Team beard guy.
Probably someone being obnoxious on purpose for the camera
Yea I’m just like have these people never joked around with friends? He was obviously trying to be purposefully obnoxious to stop the filming lol
For real, sometimes Reddit just baffles me.
Attractive people are having fun at a bar. Of course there are pitchforks.
Guys he's obviously a douchebag because he made a suggestive gesture towards his close friends
Your bafflement baffles me.
I don’t understand how people don’t get it, he did the middle finger to be offensive and obnoxious to the video so they’d stop and then upped the ante when they didn’t. If you think it’s annoying stupid and uncool then he played the right card but he was playing attention to the wrong game.
Honestly I’m baffled. It makes me think you’re in a middle school boys locker room.
Edit: all of dude bro’s friends have apparently logged on.
There are some guys who live their entire life like they are in a middle school locker room
That's the only reason axe body spray is still around
I'm a mechanic and occasionally still reach for Axe. It's the only thing obnoxiously strong enough to cover up BO after a 10 hour shift in 92° 100% humidity.
At least if I'm wearing a cloud of Axe people won't want to get close enough to smell the sweat.
"It's just locker room talk"
The closest I got was shop talk.
And that was primarily cursing at tools.
"SHIT ON MY DICK!"
-when a bolt snaps
I witnessed a mechanic smack himself in the face with a wrench when it snapped back.
It really looked like he hurt himself but the look on his face was of betrayal. How dare!!?? the wrench hit him!!??
I'm pretty sure he buried it behind the she'd after throwing it around the shop for an hour
"That's like what homeless people do to scare you." paymoneywubby
Edit: Damn it, looked one comment lower and someone already made the joke.
Hahaha! I take-a your milk!
Well, now it's your cow.
Ah ah ah! No proof of purchase!!
Runs off into the night
He did as a joke to stop the filming, hence the middle finger beforehand.
Reddit loves to get mad at nothing. Especially if the person looks like they have friends and are having fun.
Man, an middle finger and a pussy lick!? I wish I was a super cool guy like this legend.
I thought this video was Australian then he did that and I was certain it was Australian
He’s an Aussie in London. They are the worst.
He totally deserved it.
Just found it. Credit to Brown Cardigan on insta for the best Aussie videos on the web.
I knew this was Aussie! I don’t know how but it just all seemed like familiar body language (minus the V) to me!
I was just thinking that! I knew instantly it was Aussie and I can’t figure out why it’s so easy to tell. There’s versions of these two guys at every pub in Aus
I'm the guy with the beard! Every sip of that beer was bliss. It was back in london a year ago. Silly Pete is oblivious to most shit haha.
Redditors and their hate of people having fun lmao
To be fair to the oblivious guy, he thought his friend was randomly filming him while he was talking to the girl. Probably acted obnoxious just because of that
don't didn't think you needed to explain this.
Sometimes reddit people confuse me.
Dudes beard is glorious, I wouldn't even be mad about the beer.
Andy Dwyer's SuperStraw concept has really taken off. I hope he got it patented.
Fun fact, drinking beer through a straw gets you drunk quicker.
Just kidding it's a stupid myth
Maybe not, but drinking stolen beer gets you drunk cheaper.
Imagine dicking around with your friends at a bar and having fun. Only to have the internet think you’re a douche for it.
What a place Reddit is.
Was hoping he would pull the straw out before he got caught.
WE ARE HERE TO DRINK YOUR BEER
Women : “Ugh, that gesture is obnoxious and a big turn off.”
Guys: “No, it’s fine.”
[WP] Your mother has taken over a local crime 'family' but is oblivious to the crime element and thinks its a neighborhood watch group that is misunderstood.