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Home of the Whopper.
And special sauce
One whopper with a side of gentleman’s relish
Where can I get a BJ for a burger ?
This comment reminded me of the movie Anger Management with Adam Sandler.
Jack Nicholson keeps warning Sandler that his girlfriend is being hit on and that eventually the new guy would show her his “whopper with cheese.”
Explains why BK puts so much mayo on their burgers.
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wonder what happened..
Which person? If it was the former they probably just deleted because they were getting shit. Esp since this is a screenshot of an Instagram of a tweet. It’s made its social media rounds.
I saw her account before it was suspended, she dropped slurs like nobody’s business and the publicity from this just got her reported a lot
Isn’t 5 9 the average height for a man?
Or a 60-minute man.
Yes, in a normal distribution, where the mean = the median.
That would be median. If there's say a man with 10 rating in attractiveness, and 9 men with a rating of 1, the average would be 1.9, making 90% of the men being below average.
That would be mean, there are several types of averages.
That's true, didn't even know that. Thought they were synonyms pretty much.
According to the CDC, 5'9 is the average height of adult males in the US. Obviously if you went to places like Norway or the Philippines you'd get some wild variations in the local average height, but I'd imagine 5'9 would be close to the global average also, or not far off.
Haha spot on. I am dual citizen American and Norwegian. Every time I go to Norway for holiday I am one of the shortest guys in any grocery store line or whatever, I am 6.1.
Yeah. I'm 5'10 and most people I know consider me to be a bit on the tall-ish side. Well, that may also be because my dad is 5'6...
Damn, must be nice dude. I'm 5'10" and all my buddies give me shit for being short
I'm 5'4. No one says anything about it or gives me shit cause they can't see me down here.
You should try bringing ladies to Burger King.
Lol I’m 5’5” and I don’t GAF. Everyone is tall to me. I’ve had people describe someone as being “short” and hold out their hand over my height.
I fit on airplanes and in tiny sports cars. I’m good.
Bruh I'm 5'4". The day I learned not to.give a fuck about my height was a day in middle school. There was this girl who called me cute but said she wouldn't date me because I was too short. But I wasn't interested in her to begin with so that comment came out of left field. That was the day I realized my height doesn't mean shit. As a short person, it just takes me a lot less.liquor to get lit. If your first comment is about my height I already know you probably have nothing interesting to say. All my friends are taller than me and honestly, I never even notice. As for the Burger Queen up in this post, lmfaooo
Climbing is super easy and no bed is too small. I'm at boob height most of the time, I'll take being short over being tall any day.
No bed is too small
Lol. That’s really funny. I have some tall friends (low 6’) and I just can’t figure out how they even sleep anywhere. I feel like a king bed is too short if I try and burrow down into it. I can’t imagine how they feel.
Of course I need a stool to get into my own liqour cabinet so...
Totally depends on where you live. I am from India and 5'10" and consider tall. But i know i am just average
Even just the community you live in. I’m in USA, North America and love in a Latino community. I’m considered tall at 5’11.
I’m 6’5 and I just give everyone 6’ and less shit for not being able to see the top of the fridge
I call all the tall people that give me shit freaks. You're a freak. Freak.
Ah, you just reminded me of when my husband and I were in college. Husband is 6’5”, and we had a friend in our group who was like 5’2”. They would just brutally ROAST each other nonstop. Husband stuck with the short jokes, but little guy would go for just about everything else. Clothes, haircut, beard thickness, jawline, music/tv preferences, the fact that he played lacrosse... so much fun to watch.
I had a similar friend set up and the short guy would always threaten to fuck the big guys bellybutton.
FULL OF GREEN DUST!
sorry...saw your username and it consumed me until I had to release it.....
Be careful, short people have a clear crotch shot on tall people.
I've seen my 5 foot nothing friend get frustrated with getting roasted by my 6.5 foot friend, while drinking, and eventually respond with a sack tap to end all sack taps.
The tall one never saw it coming.
How dare you. I'm 6 feet tall and I can see the top of the fridge fine. Its weird being 6 feet tall and being the short guy in the family. My brothers are 6' 4 and 6' 7 and my twelve year old is as tall as me already.
My oldest brother is 6 foot, middle brother is 6'6, my female ass as the baby comes in around 6 foot. My dad was 6'3, grandpa is 5'7. All my cousins are males and 6'3 or taller.
I legitimately thought future generations just get taller when I was younger. I'm still slightly shocked at height differences.
Ha! Cute old ladies embarrassingly ask me to teach things on the top shelf for them. They’re always so apologetic, and I just tell them it’s nice to feel useful lol.
Side note- try going to Costa Rica. I’m a 5’11 female, and I’m pretty sure I was called giant more than my actual name!
Lol I work with a guy who's 6'3 and he always comments on how short everyone is like he isn't aware that he's a giant.
Doesn't it bother you when you meet someone taller than you? I'm 6'3" so it's infrequent I meet someone noticeably taller than me but when I do and have to look up at them subconsciously it just feels off.
Very true. I'm about the same height and if anyone is within an inch or taller of me I'll reflexively stand up straighter. It's involuntary.
I'm still bitter and disappointed with the height I got from my parents. My dad was 6' 4" and I grew pretty tall for my age pretty quick then stopped suddenly at 5'9"-5'10". That would be fine if I didn't keep hearing "You're gonna be big and tall like your dad" from family members and my doctor getting my hopes up.
I'm 5'6 and I honestly feel average.
i’m 5’10” and i thought i was tall. i mean i still see plenty of people taller than me everywhere i go but for the most part i feel somewhat tall. but apparently i’m just barely above acceptable :(
People used to tell me that I was a big guy which i didn't get because at 5'10" I saw myself as average. As it turns out they were just letting me know that I had gotten fat.
Yeah, my current SO confessed that she thought I looked far shorter than on my pictures but she'd give me a chance (while we were discussing first impressions). I'm like 5'9-ish. I'm comfortable with my height and I've had women say far worse things so it doesn't bother me at all.
As another 5'9" person it's ridiculous how some people, men and women alike, treat me as short. I don't get it super often but it happens regularly enough to be annoying. Sometimes I feel short too because nearly every guy I seem to associate with is fucking six foot. I certainly don't feel like I'm average height haha.
I don't really understand it. How does being an inch shorter than average (assuming you're American) have any bearing on anything of relevance? The average American male weighs 190 lbs, if I recall correctly. Would people ever give you shit for weighing 187 lbs?
Technically the average American height is 5'9.5", so they are giving him shit for being half an inch shorter than average. That would be like giving someone shit for weighing 188.5 pounds if the average is 190. Although, that's still safely overweight. Sadly, the average American is over 20 pounds overweight, and for most of us its not muscle, despite what we like to believe.
Depends on what country you’re in. Pretty sure something like 5’7” is average for a lot of Asian countries.
Thing I hate about this shit is its always so specific.
"I'm looking for a guy whos 5'10. 5'9? fucking get out of here, cunt."
It's like saying "I only date people of a weight of 86.5kg" its just a bit fucking weird.
Whenever a girl asks about your height, ask about her weight. Especially if she makes a stink. It's only fair.
A guy actually did this to me once. I do not care about height, I'm not letting that get in the way of dating a really awesome person. This guy said he was 6'4" but when we met he clearly was 6'. He still would have been the tallest person I'd ever dated, but I called him out on it because he lied about it obviously and I found that to be really strange. He then asked if I lied about my weight, and I was so puzzled because obviously I hadn't? Then he turned out to be a Nazi, so that was pretty much the end of that date.
Never understood the height thing. My boyfriend is 5'5" and i'm a little bit taller than him. I'm perfectly happy but people always have to be dicks about it, it seems. I've gotten a fair share of rude comments about how we look together. I blow it off, I love him the way he is.
I cant believe some people are that shallow. They're the ones who are gonna end up miserable and lonely.
Same here, my husband is 5’5” (I’m 5’4”) and I’ve had a few comments about his height over the years. I usually respond with something like “congratulations, you have eyes”. or if I’m feeling feisty and want to watch someone turn bright red, “yeah, but his dick is fucking huge, so it’s a good trade off”. I don’t get the whole height fixation thing.
Edit: I love how my top rated comment is about how my short husband has a big dick. Stay classy Reddit!
Edit 2: please stop messaging me pictures of your penises. They’re all lovely but I have more dick in my inbox than I know what to do with.
Haha awesome, i've definitely snapped back with "Yeah but he's big where it counts!"(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I hate the "Yeah but how do you guys have sex?" Um, we manage alright, thanks for asking.
Yeah but how do you guys have sex?
He sticks his you know what in my you know where, how the hell else?!
As a short guy, I just bring out my sex stilts. I know better than to even think about sex unless my head is touching the ceiling.
I’m gonna use that. I don’t know when or how, but I will.
Wouldn’t that matter just as much for short females and tall males? Like doesn’t it work both ways or am I forgetting how sex works lol
I'm a short guy and it's not the same. If the girl is smaller than you you can kind of wrap around them but if they are taller than you it does make things
harder more difficult. Mostly being able to kiss them comfortably without having to stretch.
as a shorter dude blessed with many experiences with taller women, i can definitely say the worst part is how some positions are more difficult due to height differences. for example, going from behind is hard because she likely has long legs which means you have to be positioned higher but that's not always possible without getting creative. which isn't a bad thing at all, sometimes it's just about stacking some pillows and going at it. so yeah nothing really unmanageable with sleeping with a taller woman. however, having sex with someone the same height as you is fucking awesome so i don't know what others are talking about in here.
Any large height difference makes things awkward, but thankfully it's always solvable with a little creativity. I wouldn't know re: same size being awesome, I'm a giant :(
Only insecure people would point out someone else's height. They're probably salty you're together and think it's an opportunity to pump themselves up because they're taller and think that means they're better for you. Especially mentioning sex, that's a giveaway that they're trying to say they can satisfy you better because they're taller and have a bigger dick. Doesn't always work that way buddy, and women aren't just attracted to men because of the size of their penis.
There is an expression in spanish...it all evens out in bed.
Lmfaoooo you mention dicks once and apparently it's a go ahead to get dicks in your inbox
It’s nice to hear people say that height doesn’t matter. I’m 5’6” and it’s the only thing I’m self-conscious about because I got made fun of in school for always being the shortest guy in class. I’ll let people roast me for anything except my height, it’s the only thing that actually hurts. That’s why I have a thick beard and long hair, I needed something else besides my height to be the first thing people notice.
It's part human nature (competition/strongest survive/etc-stuff as a species we're way past needing to give a shit about) but mostly gender stereotypes at play. Males are 'supposed' to be big and strong. Which is stupid given we live in a world where computers are a thing and where we're slowly but surely replacing the need for people to do physical labor. There's just a ton of stupid in their statement. Just like there's a ton of stupid in the statements of those who have given you and your bf shit.
It really bums me out to see men that feel insecure about their height. They shouldn't have to have their masculinity feel threatened because they are short.
I feel for tall girls too. It's also silly women are expected to be dainty little flowers. When I was in my puberty years I shot up in height like freaking bamboo before the rest of my class and kids would pick on me for being tall, I even got called an "amazon" lol.
But yeah, although there's a science to it, gender stereotypes really suck in our society.
I can't imagine someone not being insecure about their considering how normalized it is to hold short people in open contempt. And not just in the dating scene, where women will not hesitate to say the most heinous shit if you're shorter than they were hoping, but just... In general.
They either develop insecurity or become really resilient pretty quick.
It really bums me out to see men that feel insecure about their height.
It starts with bullying in grade school. I'm not particularly short, now, but I was really short up until college, and will probably always feel like I am short. I have an issue with men invading my personal space, because childhood taught me that nothing good was going to come from it.
In places where rough housing is given a blind eye, short/small guys will be picked on mercilessly unless they learn to respond aggressively, so that they learn there are easier targets.
I think it has more to do with biology than gender stereotypes, though I realize that is not a popular opinion on reddit. It is about who appears weaker. We have constructed a society, but our base instincts remain, and for millennia we solved our differences through violence.
I dated a guy who was 5'4 and this other guy I knew who was like 6'2 and extremely out of shape told me my (at the time) boyfriend couldn't protect me like he could because he's short. The people who are really obsessed with height normally don't have anything else going for them. He was relying on gender stereotypes but didn't care enough about being strong and able to protect people to get off of his ass or put the doritos down.
It's insecurity for some, for others it's on overdeveloped sense of self-worth. Either way people like that suck.
The people who are really obsessed with height normally don't have anything else going for them.
I agree regarding men, but what is with women? I'm straight 180cm, which is above average in every country, but I got turned down by East Asians for beign too short for their taste.
I’m a 5’5” guy and it really doesn’t matter. I’ve dated several 5’9”-5’10” girls and ended up marrying one who was slightly taller than me. I don’t think I’d change anything
the word "dindin" makes me angry for some reason
"Trashy Expectations" is my favorite Dickens novel
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was in the Burger King parking lot.
I'm 5'8.5" so I guess my wife is married to a woman.
That's legal now!
While we're on the short subject again, I have to say that I've noticed this shit from BARTENDERS. I've been skipped by female bartenders quite often, because there's some tall fellow next to me.
No, I am not small enough to be under the serving desk and so not visible. Also there's the part that male bartenders actually do give my drink in my "right place" so to say.
So, I'm quite okay for people having preferences with who they date, but motherfuckers better keep those away from serving me my drinks.
As a 6'5 man with a 5'4 biological father I automatically swipe left (or real world equivalent) to anyone disparaging or stating they will not date short men.
It's like "Look lady, I wouldn't even be here if my mom had your standards".
Besides, if my father's genes end up dictating my son's height specifications and he is short, will she resent me?
It’s an easy way to see a glimpse of their character without wasting any time on them.
“Don’t swipe if you weren’t born into money”. Would be a similar demand but most girls know that would make them seem trashy.
It should benefit for those who meet the requirement and only looking for a hookup. That’s all you’ll need to be in.
Thog don’t caare
I'm surprised this post hasn't had anyone calling it out as satire (which it most likely is). Maybe height is a touchy thing, touchy enough for people to lose their minds?
Heightism is so weird to me. I’m a 5’8 girl who’s never had any height requirements for dudes. Married a guy who’s 5’4. Regularly find short guys hot (they do gotta be stocky tho so maybe I’m weightist, lol) and just really don’t get the fuss. Why do y’all need your men so tall? Do you like craning your head up all the time? Do you not own a step ladder?
Americans are so obsessed with men's height. How does being 5'9(175cm) stop you from being a man?
Hairlines have been coming in strong recently. Not sure what that's about. Maybe they'll be the next height thing in the coming years.
It's literally called male-pattern baldness, that's as masculine as it gets lol.
I'm double screwed by American society means then
Everything is about size in America. From hamburger size to state size.
Plus, we also have a lot of vapid, self-serving people who are materialistic and lack any depth whatsoever. People would rather get cash apped money and be a sugar baby rather than find a diamond in the rough.
I am very certain that judgement based on height isnt exclusive to America
I'm 5,6. Don't think I was rejected for my height ever though I was asked online once or twice. Girls who are tall are usually insecure and say things like I hope you don't mind a tall girl, girls who are short tend not to care and girls who are around the same height, well I never had issues. But if you are just looking for hook ups I guess you might.
Don't mind tall girls? Bitch I'll climb you like a coconut tree!
That's fucking disgusting... Who the fuck eats at Burger King?
This girl is more than likely 5"4 or under
That’s the funny part, every girl I know who makes a big deal about height is short and as a result has no idea what height anybody really is.
Basically anything close to 5’10 is 6 feet to them
thot T E R M I N A T E D
So he's fucked a talking dog? Fair play, 'each to their own' i say.