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The unamused woman on her phone really makes this.
It's not beer pong unless someone has to be told it's their turn constantly
Shoot the fucking ball!!
Oh my bad makes it in, looks back at phone
Not sure if I'm supposed to upvote or downvote. Upvote because you are right, downvote because you are right and it makes me irrationally angry.
“I don’t know why you guys like this game so much”
"we don't either honestly, but SHOOT THE FOOKIN BAAAALLLL"
"why don't you just drink the beer? You'll get drunk faster."
Shit I used to be like this. Then I discovered Snappa and Seven-Eleven-Or-Doubles. Best damn drinking games.
7-11-doubles will get you wrecked
The balls are filled with helium based vodka.
I can feeeel your anger. It gives you STRENGTH!
In a parallel universe, wouldn’t a downvote be an upvote?
Nah it's a parallel universe, not opposite universe
That would be an inverse.
Then what’s a converse?
Would also have accepted: Megan, Katie, Christy, Beth, Allison, or Kristen.
Shoot the fucking cup!!
Heating up or whatever.
Nope you didn't call it, dumbass!
I’m pretty sure this is pong beer
I feel like peer bong might be something else entirely....
Umm where’s the beer???
Inside the pong ball. Think of Tide Pods, but with beer instead of detergent.
It’s also not beer pong unless someone is constantly arguing about or making up stupid rules. Hosted a bp tournament once before. Absolute shitshow
you gotta start with an eye to eye bro
This is why the competitive me cannot play party games.
You are confusing beer pong and dungeons and dragons
This. Is. Too. Real.
She looks like she is not old enough to be eating balls.
Elbows dude...I don’t care what universe you’re in that’s a standard law.
Girl I used to play against at her house parties would almost lean halfway across the table for her fuckin shots.
Let me guess she'd say "house rules, bitches".
Ive always loved when people said shit like this.
Im 6'4 and arms dragging to the fucking ground. I just lean over the table and dunk.
I used to go to house parties at this chicks place who did this. She would say “house rules” and just cheat. It took all the fun out of it. She lived, with three roommates, in a six bed mansion that was in the middle of town. It used to belong to a frat who had their charter revoked, it was a nice place and she was willing to host hella parties.
Anyways, one party around Ceasar Chavez day in my senior year, the party started and just got out of control. She was clearly blacked out, but still on her feet and acting like she was the queen of everyone and everything.
Given the day, we had started very early. And as it went on more people showed up with more booze. My buddy and I, on the promise of free booze for a 16 hour timeframe had agreed to stay relatively sober. (Meaning that we agreed to stay upright enough to go buy more booze and exchange empty kegs. We also made sure that people who showed up chipped in some cash.)
ANYWAYS, around 8PM, my buddy and I are walking from the liquor store to the house with a keg. We come in and they’re playing beer pong out back. Our lovely hostess 🤢 is shitfaced and running the table like a chimp on crack.
She and her friend (also a class act) were playing these two dudes who were regular staples of this chick’s parties they were clearly throwing the game and flirting pretty hard. After 20 minutes two cups on both sides had been cleared and people around were starting to get pissed.
Another 10, maybe 15, minutes goes by and these guys who we had never met tell the chick and her friend to go drink some water and chill. Hostess gets belligerent and talks back. Without another word, both guys look at each other and then pick up the hostess and her friend. They put them in a closet and sit up against the door.
They’re intimidating dudes and on a normal weekend they would have been put out, but because of the day no one really gave it a second thought. After 10 minutes of them being in the equivalent of adult timeout, they women stop beating on the door and the guys leave.
Five minutes or so later the two come out. Their mascara is running from them crying and the party is clearly about to take a downward turn.
After that, she was more respectful of her guests. So I guess there’s an upside. My buddy saw one of the dudes a month later or so and asked him some questions. I guess the only thing he said was, “Sometimes people don’t know how to be good to their guests. Sometimes people gotta be taught how to do that.”
And she'd wear low cut shirts so you didn't bitch about it.
Don’t be leaning, son.
Not really, there's no elbow rule in the professional league played in Vegas. Depends on how short your table is
That is absurd that there's no elbows in the big leagues
It's so subjective and nearly impossible to enforce. Instead, the tables are just decently long.
My friend started getting pissed because at a party the other team kept doing this, finally he turns to me and just yells “the elbows are EGREGIOUS” funniest moment playing beer pong 10/10
Do this but the balls are jello shots.
You are a very smart redditor.
Do this but the shots are... porn?
Do this but the balls are mine
Why do you consider jello shots safe for work?
I feel like getting the jello to float on its own would be the hardest part of that plan.
Alright let's see -
Camera is on a tripod, movement is added afterwards
Balls are all edited in
Some sort of pillar or stick on the table is edited out
First guy hits the pillar but it bounces off
Second cup has a real ping pong ball stuck inside at the bottom
That's my guess
This is exactly right 🙌 I post some of these explanations on my Insta, in case people are curious: https://www.instagram.com/kevinlustgarten/
Here I thought the balls were filled with some buoyant gas and balancing on fiber optic cables and now I'm seeing that I am an idiot.
this would be even more impressive!
i love your username forever
Did it make your wife cry?
Can somebody do the math on this?
Is there any gas that's buoyant enough in air that the volume of a ping pong ball is enough to counteract the weight of said ping pong ball?
A standard ping pong ball weighs 2.7 grams and a diameter of 40mm.
There's basically two options for lifting gasses: helium and hydrogen. Since hydrogen is extremely flammable (just like ping pong balls: https://youtu.be/y3Ot1W-yiaE) it's not going to work in this case. That leaves helium, which has a lifting force of about 1 gram per liter. To determine how many liters of helium a sphere can hold, the equation is 4/3 x pi x r x r x r. With a radius of 20mm, or 0.2dm, you end up with ≈0.034 L (dm3) while you need 2.7 L to lift the ping pong ball. Your average balloon is ~5L, so you could lift about 2 ping pong balls with that.
TL;DR: Not possible, you'd need a ping pong ball 80x lighter for it to work.
Pssssh. Your science is flawed. How can you write off hydrogen? Doesn't your science account for the fact that a floating, flammable ping pong ball would be at least twelve and a half times more awesome!?
(But seriously though - thanks for satisfying my curiosity.)
The ping pong balls could be made of carbon nano tubes.
You're the person who did the gym/weights car right? It was awesome! And so is this. Really respect the amount of time you must have to put in to stuff like this
Haha yeah! That was me too. Thank you! I appreciate it ☺️
I just watched all your videos, I'm seriously impressed :)
Thank you! More coming soon :)
Very solid work! Followed. What software do you use for your editing? I’ve dabbled in After Effects some for basic text animation and effects, but I really need to find a reason to do more video projects.
cool, but that just goes to your profile. I just want to see the stuff that explains this
Oh you're the dumbbell car guy!
look at First Lieutenant Disillusion over here
Just doing my duty sir
Also maybe some people don't know how it's done and want to know so 🤷♂️
If you actually aren't aware but like figuring out how videos are faked: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEOXxzW2vU0P-0THehuIIeg
no silly it's a parallel universe didn't you read the title?
I feel like I just read a Captain Disillusion video in comment form.
Lance Corporal at best.
Thank you captain disillusion.
Wouldn't it be easier if the guy faked reaching in to grab the ball while having the ball in his hand the whole time
Yea I think you're right. Look at his weirdly fast hand movements to "get the ball"
But does he eat the real ping pong ball?
No, I would say it would be easier if had the real ping pong ball in his hand. His hand moves fast to hide it and it’s his hand is in a fist Edit: Spelling
Wow, and I was going to say "it's magic".
Dude cheered for hitting the freshman cup.
But then again, if this is a parallel universe... is it still the freshman cup?
Freshman cup? We'd always call it the bitch cup. Freshman cup is a nice way to say it though!
I also have always known it as bitch cup. It might be a regional thing
It’s called the Helen Keller cup
Another person who has only ever heard "bitch cup" checking in. Drop your pants if that's the 1st cup!
Def always heard bitch cup my entire life. Dudes have to be on their knees until they make a shot and girls shoot with their non dominate hand
What is the freshman cup?
Sorry I'm an inexperienced 19 year old and would love to learn
Cup directly in the middle. Called the bitch cup/freshman cup since it's the easiest to hit and requires the least amount of precision to make.
Our house rule back than required whoever hit it to drop their pants until the conclusion of the game
We do dropping pants until they make a new one, but I like yours more
We have to put our pants on the ground when we make that cup
This is unrealistic. No one could ever consistently gather together 20 pong balls. At least 8 would disappear into the ether the second you opened the packages.
You can get around this restriction by damaging them badly enough that they don't bounce right
Especially if they're edible and supposed to be consumed during the game
The way he eats that ball makes it look really tasty.
Did...did he eat the ping pong ball?
It makes sense though. In that universe beer is ping pong balls and ping pong balls are beer. So instead of drinking beer they eat ping pong balls.
Bro... the ping-pong ball ate him.....
I thought nobody was going to mention this. I thought at first that maybe those were huge Cheeto balls, but they wouldn't be able to bounce.
I'm glad someone else is asking, I had to search for this comment to feel sane.
In this universe... Do I get laid?
Sorry you don’t get laid in any universe. Might as well get married.
Alright. I feel really dumb. I'm just gonna blame my thought process on just waking up...
I didn't read the title. I thought these were attached by strings and thought that it was a fun idea. Then thought there's no way you could actually get the cups on the balls that are attached to strings. Then I proceeded to have my mind blown after watching him not only get one on, but have the guy grab it and eat it.
Guys... Read the titles before you click the link.
Please help me for I am still confused and now I don’t feel safe in this world.
Don't worry it's in a parallel universe, different laws of physics there.
Could probably do it with sticks or something coming up from the table and then fill the cup with beer after someone gets one if you wanted to do this variation instead of dealing with pong balls
I like to imagine the ping pong balls are cheese balls.
Those guys were way too hype over getting the first ball, they celebrated like they just made redemption.
Yes, I'd like to order one large sofa chair with extra chair please.
High chair. No no no! Recliner! And wheelchair on half.
The best technique for throwing the cup in this game would be to get it spinning on the vertical axis, a bit like a frisbee.
I could cup that guy's balls all day; it's all in the wrist.
That’s it. I’m going back to bed.
Elbows over the line. That’s a foul in any universe.
Why would lifting the cup take the ball with it? He should have to drag it down.
I’m too hungover for this shit
B*tch cup though
You could do this with some foam, skewers, and large cheese balls (or some sort of fried food if you want a dumb meal out of it).
For some reason i think of the rick and morty ordering pizza skit...