Balls deserve equal love there is no debate here, if you disagree you're a heathen
Balls deserve equal love there is no debate here, if you disagree you're a heathen
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Such a wholesome and enlightened man
I like low hanging balls because I can get one in each nostril
Creative as fuck
I DEFINITELY AGREE.
Bonus points if the guys balls hang low enough/are big enough to make lewd sounds slapping against me when I bottom
This is a man with infinite IQ speaking for all to hear
I have very low-hanging balls
After looking at your posts it seems like you've got more then just those big low-hanging balls!
Wouldn't mind making some of those lewd sounds I mentioned with you XD
Everything was going well, up until the "XD" If you want to commit dickpigery do it with full commitment, no backing off.
Oh no backing intended. Just found it a bit silly to be admitting something like that to a random guy online like that.
Would totally go Dickpigery if given the chance!
I want them in my face 😊
If this isn’t me.
Or hot sounds when they slap against my chin as he fucks my face. :3
balls that slap are part of my criteria for a husband tbh
Nice butt pics
I like big balls and I cannot lie
Yum why would you leave them out ..yummmmmmm
They don't receive as much attention as they should, it's a disgrace
Yes but it's not like everyone can stick their balls into just anyone's asshole. One guy I hooked up with had a pretty big dick but he has SMALL balls.
Bit of a spicy take there, friend
The accuracy of the spicy rating compared to the hot rating of the low hangers comment. I felt that.
Be careful what you say next...
I can insult you over the Internet and to be honest I would prefer not to demonstrate that type of raw power
Wait I'm confused why I would be insulted. I love the universal love of balls and also want them to be appreciated. I was just appreciating your spicy rating of the small ball take over the hot take of the low hanger guy :o
You are right. I need to give them some more attention. I always overlook them for some reason. Probably because I don't find my balls to be that pleasurable.
Balls are on par with dick itself, what is the dick without those puppies underneath?
Equal love for both is what I stand for, every pair deserves an award
I have 3 balls
I think that means your character gains +2 to the strength stat, and also a bonus of +1 sensuality.
Three balls? Doesn't that mean you can see the future or commune with Fate or something? +2 to Wisdom. Your avatar is going to have some f***ed up stats but with three balls who cares?
Again all of this is a very small price to pay, honestly 3 balled characters are probably the most overpowered characters you can make.
I can’t stick my balls in a pumpkin.
I mean I can. It just won’t be as satisfying.
Tsk tsk tsk, how very close minded of you
Minus 100 points
Homophobia at its finest
Can....can he do that?!
U dare question me??
ON MY OWN POST??!?!?!!?
You can't do that.... it's illegal!
Get off my post and go to your room young man. Your father will be in for a spanking so prep your belt cause he said u were too soft last time
You can’t fuck without a dick but you sure can still fuck without balls. Dick>>>>Balls
This is a fucking nuclear take, people like this is why we can't enjoy things in life. I'm emotionally distraught by the hottest take in the history of the earth itself. You have brought shame to humanity.
I hope you're happy with what you've done, sir
I'm a heathen but I still agree
If you were a heathen you'd disagree, you are very enlightened
Only the low hangers tho.
Bit of a hot take but I'll take it
Honestly, I have been ashamed of mine for being low hangers, but it seems like a lot of folks in this thread seem to love ‘em!
Their attached to the dick, they always get love regardless
They deserve isolated attention as well though, but yes you are an intellectual
Am I the only one that doesn’t like getting their balls played with? Like don’t even touch them or they’ll feel like going to recede. Most uncomfortable feeling ever. Except for this one time I was getting a full cock and ball rub down jerk off type thing that actually felt incredible.
Eh, some guys are a little more sensitive than others. If you got different preferences it's alright, man. Balls are still amazing though
Yeah some guys are into ball torture it's pretty intense, nothing to be ashamed of though!
I once knew a person that made an entire list of their links, I think they may be up there as one of the kinkiest people I know. There was shit on there I didn't even know about. Vanilla folks are slowly dying out these days. Way to spice up the bedroom
Bondage (which is standard), humiliation, something to do with gore, watersports, I think public sex was on there, and many more
I forgot most of the intense ones but I swear it was a hell of a list
People dig pheromones these days, man, you can start a successful business just selling jocks and underwear no problem if you wanted.
If I remember correctly I think bestiality was on the list too? wish I can remember more but it's been a while since I've seen it.
Praise kinky folks, make things spicy
Is our just me, or do balls have a wonderful scent? I think it might be pheromones or something.
Pheromones my man, people love the Pheromones
Dudes that ignore my balls don’t get a second date.
You get it, those puppies need just as much attention. The lack of attention nuts get these days is fucked.
Finally! Someone else who appreciates them!
They need more appreciation these days, balls just complete everything
They're fine little fellas. I love them. Sometimes I tell my man I miss his balls, and he gets all confused. Heathen.
He doesn't understand the magic those puppies emanate, you understand though. You're very enlightened
Also, your replies to everyone here are hilarious and magical
It's not easy being so famous and manly, it's honestly probably one of the hardest things anyone could do. It's okay though I stick through it because this is what I'm passionate about, this is real fuckin education right here.
I agree but still not the biggest fan of balls but dick though can never get enough dick
This is fair, you get a pass
I'm just here to give a shout out to OP for being responsive to all these comments!
That's a way more refined way of saying I have too much free time on my hands, fuck yeah I'll take it!
It depends on the guy. Some have hairy balls with scraggly pubic hair... I may not be down for that
I don't discriminate against hairy nuts, but I accept your semi-spicy take, friend. Different strokes for different folks as they say.
however, if someone makes the main course your balls well...
The dick and balls deserve equal treatment
My only problem with balls is the hair getting stuck in your mouth. It's annoying and awkward to have to stop what you're doing and fish around in your mouth for hair.
I suppose that's a fair take, everybody's got their preferences. Personally I don't let that take away from appreciating those boys
Antonio Biaggi 😍
That's gonna be hard "no" from me dawg. Just looking at my balls will make me curl up into a fetal position.
But balls can't pound the back of my throat
Sounds like somebody isn't trying hard enough
Ugh and the smell of balls like I’m not talking about sweaty ball smell (but if you like that go off werk) I’m talking about that dude just had a shower, he’s dry and has been sitting in bed for 30 minutes and you go down to say hi and they just smell like clean balls god damn
Honestly I feel like this is a little more rare these daya, folks usually go crazy for pheromones now. Hence the whole selling used boxers, jocks, etc. business that all the hip folks are talkin about
That bounce during activities...whew. preferably in my face. They fill up my senses and make me a very happy man.
One of the best parts on a dude 100%, balls shall reign supreme
Fuck yeah, you get the big picture here. You, sir, have a fuck ton of wisdom to share. Absolute genius.
Love it when I can feel a guys musky balls slap against my chin as I deep throat him .... lol
Agreed. I love licking and sucking balls
I love the balls too, but you can't shove the balls up someone's ass without serious prep time & possible genital mutilation. Not saying balls are bad, I give them just as much love as I give the dick when I'm giving a blow job, but the balls aren't as easy to work with
Hmm, yeah this is fine you get a pass
Absolutely! They don’t get nearly enough attention. I make sure to give them some thought and I don’t mind asking to get mine some either.
I am overjoyed to see another enlightened gentleman complimenting me, you are truly an intellectual
CMV: Balls are only appealing if they are next to a good looking dick and don't sag too much.
Definitely. The way I think of it is... the penis and sac are both part of that ONE awesome thing men have.
They're also like natural hand warmers, just find a nice warm pair o' nuts and you're set. Warm hands all winter long. Thank you for being enlightened.
This is so validating! I have an average size dick but massive balls. It’s kind of disproportionate but I’m glad there’s some guys out there who like balls! 😊😊😊
When ever guys have talked about wanting a big dick themselves or wanting a boyfriend with a big dick, in the back of my mind i have always wanted a guy with big balls instead. If the dick is average i dont care, but if his nuts are big.... fuck. Tbh i feel like im even more judgmental about the balls than the dick. Everyones concerned about dick size and im over here hoping my future boyfriend has a big, thick ballsack!!
Consider yourself lucky!!! 😍😍
Wow! Mine are bigger and fuller than all those. I had no idea that was a thing people were turned on by! Self esteem boost!
This fame is getting to my head already, praise the almighty nuts!
I love this post and your comments as much as I love balls
Honestly had no idea a professional dumbass such as myself can reach the top of the charts so quickly, all I have to thank is my nuts. They hold all the power, all the energy, they just hold everything.
Thank you for becoming a part of this beautiful new movement, friend
As a V E R Y inexperienced gay in situations such as these, I'd like to say I agree but I'd have no clue. Y'all gotta host some lewd first time experience storytimes for me lmao
Your absolutely correct balls are a sources of pleasure too.
Fuckin facts, balls are supreme
Please lick my balls, esp the underside. Don’t worry about my dick, I’d much rather have your tongue lapping at my nuts. Mmmmm
I love playing with them and making my boyfriend moan from it. They are just so good
Spread the love, my man. Nuts are a fuckin gift
Disagree. Don't like them
I feel like I just got shanked in the ass by a salt covered rusty blade. How can this even happen, who the fuck allowed this to happen? I've never seen someone so unenlightened, just breaks my heart to see this.
I hope you know how mildy disappointed I am in you and your nuclear take
I'm sorry, bro.
No, bro, I don't need you to say sorry. I need you to repent for the biggest sin of all...
Having a different opinion from mine.. Only then will I consider forgiveness
Nicki Minaj: BALLS!
So, any tumblr about big balls? ;)