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Fuck you Ice cream man I'll just eat the cone straight up, I win.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and I'll pretend like you didn't.
Fool me twice... can't get fooled again
Don't save him.
He don't wanna be saved
Don’t save him.
My best /r/kidsarefuckingstupid was convincing my step-nephews and nieces that inside the freezer existed a monster called... the freezer monster. We had ice cream in it for an upcoming party and I built the story up about the creepy freezer monster in the basement so much that they screamed in tears in fear of death when I dragged them oh so close to the ice cream that we were trying to keep them away from!
I convinced some kid I was playing tag with that I was a hologram and the real me was on the other side of the house.
Awesome. When I was a kid (mid-70's) I had the entire kindergarten class convinced I would turn into the Hulk if they pissed me off. I even opened my eyes wide and made a buzzing sound like I was changing. I got away with it for so long I started to believe it.
Every time I quote this no one ever believes me when I say this is straight out of a previous presidents mouth..
Best theory I've heard for what happened is that he realized he was about to say, "shame on me" in a speach (which would get clipped and played as a sound bite constantly), but had already committed to the expression, so he tried to salvage it. It came out hilarious, obviously, but he did still get the general point of the expression across. That you can't let yourself be fooled again.
Boy just wait 20 years down the line, no one's gonna believe a thing.
Once as a small child I climbed on the back of a Mr Whippy truck while he was serving out front of my house. I was waiting for him to go to his next stop while I showed off to all the other neighbourhood kids. Everyone was giggling but suddenly they all went quiet, Mr Whippy came up behind me and smacked my head into the back of his truck and told me to fuck off.
this gives whippy a whole new meaning.
You learned that day that Mr. Whippy isn't named after his ice cream.
That Mr Whippy, always traumatizing small children.
As a not so small child me and a mate heard the whippy van coming so we grabbed our bikes but the music stopped and we couldn't figure out where he was. We rode around for a while and eventually spotted him in a far corner of the estate. We approached his van and seen smoke pouring out of the window, we had caught him smoking up in his van. We got free shakes and an ice cream as hush money lol
Mr. Whippy your ass is more like it, damn.
There is a video of a woman who just didn’t give a fuck and straight up started eating every cone that the ice cream man tried to fool her with.
The jokes on you, I’ll eat up all your cones
"I'll keep trol.... Oh shit, she's costing me money now!"
Dude almost lost a finger
Lol my dude almost got his finger bitten off on that last one.
Oh my god they're both so cute!!
How I met your mother. "BITCH ATE ALL MY CONES"
That is fucking hilarious
This whole ordeal had me shook
This kid is funny because he belongs to someone else.
A truer truth never spoken about bratty kids.
His dad is literally right next to him and he finds it funny...
The first time my formerly always-sweet, sensitive little 2-year-old mustered up an angry growl-scream of "No, Mommyyyyyyy!!" with a face to match, I had to fully turn around to stifle my laughter.
Yeah, a dozen times later, all cuteness and most of the hilarity has worn off. I legit don't know how to get her to stop.
Best thing I found to do when mine does that is stay calm and don't engage. Don't ignore, but calmly redirect and distract. It can be hard, but it usually works for me.
I'm sure it will get old when the kid starts doing this all the time, if he hasn't already.
Idk it looks like his dad is finding it funny too.
This kid is going places in life...
Like anger management classes.
With that much anger, I think he’ll end up with a heart attack before he see the prison doors.
Or he’ll end up like my history teacher
Truth. While others find this entertaining, I find it disturbing, cause only thru learned behavior (like from a parent) would a little kid be this screwed up at his age.
Nah kids have less training in impulse control and express and emote what they’re feeling in a very “living in the moment” sort of way. He’ll mellow out as he grows older.
Or he’ll murder someone.
Meh, I was an angry little bastard and my dad was never angry. I don't think it's fair to blame the parents based off one gif.
Ehh the way he does the vest thing and fists thing is straight out of looney toons. I hardly think we can judge his upbringing from one clip
Agreed. I can't help but feel sad for the kid. He's gonna have a hard time dealing with the complexities (aka shitty-ness) of life.
Yeah, but that ice cream guy's funeral first.
This is the first time I've ever looked at a kid and thought he's totally going to beat the shit out of a girlfriend some day.
Seriously I cant remember the last time I saw a kid be so angry, and ive drawn blood from kids. Its usually just tears not anger
edit: stop reporting me to child services, I had a part time job as a phlebotomist, I rarely beat children up to the point that they bleed
Damn bud, don't hit the kids hard enough to draw blood.
I’ve taught preschool for a long time and every so often I see a kid like this... and you just kinda know that they’re going to have a long and troubled life ahead of them. I have one in my room right now. Today he grabbed my arm as hard as he could and tried to squeeze it (not at all painful, but he was genuinely trying to do his worst), then started laughing and yelled, “I’m going to hurt you! I’m going to hurt you arm!” in my face.
I asked him to sit on his bottom while we were reading stories so the kids behind him could see the pictures. These are daily occurrences. I worry about this kid’s future :(
Jail more likely
anger management but still Management material
Or a hospital - he’ll end up with an aneurysm if he won’t let go of that anger.
Idk how to react because it looks like this little dude is like.... Really unecessarily violent lol
Yeah, i agree. Handling problems with violence.
WHAT YOU SAY TO ME!? FIGHT ME, BRAH! I DOUBLE DARE YA.
I'm too lazy to go find the Navy seal copypasta. Just....imagine it's right here. "What did you say to me you little bitch?" etc etc.
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
Edit: I've never gotten silver before. I make some high effort comments, but I get silver and gold for my copy pastas.
Anyways, thank you kinda stranger!
This is my new favorite version of this copypasta.
Oh I like this one. First time seeing this version.
Yep, that's the one
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Children imitate what they see.
Yeah there's no way he did that jacket thing on his own. Poor kid, I hope he gets a decent upbringing. Or I could be wrong and he's just messed up and violent.
Poor kid, I hope he gets a decent upbringing.
Eh, who knows man. He might have just gotten it from a movie or something. And kids that age throw temper tantrums all the time (especially when sugary snacks like this are at stake).
We can't judge the kid or the parent based on a 10 second clip.
Nah dude, his dad beats him and his mom beats him. Plus the babysitter and aunts. We know what we're talking about.
During the holidays they pimp him out to "beat down" parties.
I'm always surprised at how well kids that age subconsciously absorb information.
My niece will start mirroring the body movements of the Octonauts after only having previously seen that episode two or three times.
I bet this kid has seen a few action movies.
did you never watch cartoons as a kid?
Yeah it is very cartoonish. I think Reddit is looking too far into this one
Yeah. They’re all wrong.. This looks very tv-learned. Plus, it’s the audible laughing from the mom (or whomever) that is going to reinforce this behavior. The minute you let them know you think the sass is funny, you’ve lost.
*Source: am a parent and an aunt.
The minute you let them know you think the sass is funny, you’ve lost.
Some of the hardest parts of being a parent is not laughing when the child is hilarious but misbehaving. :(
Looking to far into things with no additional information, on Reddit? Never
Kids are like a sponge, they absorb a lot of information quickly because a lot of things are new to them. This could be parents or this could be from shows or movies or even games. All assumptions at this point but the parent seemed to be a reasonable person so I'm gonna assume this is from some sort of media.
Kinda interesting how the (I'm assuming) dad is cool with the kid tearing off his coat and tossing it to the ground. Part of me wants to congratulate him for letting it play out and giving the kid a bit of a life lesson about gullibility.
But part of me would be like "Son, stop. Go pick up that coat and that wrapper right now."
(But either way, I sure as hell wouldn't record it and post it on social media.)
He sees the people recording and laughing and I think that’s why it’s embellished, he has an audience. The way he grabs at his vest is straight up physical comedy. I see what you’re saying but in this case he seems to be acting.
How to find out if your kids a brat or has a sense of humor.
My daughter has an awesome sense of humor. Only if her food isnt involved. One time I made her think I ate her cookie so I could pull it out from behind her ear. Oh. My. Lanta. A fit was thrown that day.
My kid too. Don't fuck with her snacks. She will become a 2 foot terrorist on you. I mean. I get cranky when I'm hungry, but my kid is excessive if you try to pull some shit on her lol
I mean, I wouldn't make a scene, but I never really found this shtick that funny. It's... just kind of annoying, especially when they continue doing it to people who clearly aren't enjoying it.
The perfect revenge is the woman that licks every cone and the vendor has to stop her
I hated being teased like this as a kid. I was quiet and shy, so having attention drawn to me like this (especially with adults standing around laughing at me) wasn’t funny to me and made me feel really uncomfortable. I wouldn’t have tried to fight anyone, but I definitely would have decided the ice cream wasn’t worth the repeated teasing and would have run away.
Same here! I was such a shy kid and adults sometimes did stuff like this I guess to get me to laugh? But it just made me feel like I was being teased and honestly I'd end up crying. I was just really sensitive I guess. Now I don't take no shit lol, you wouldn't know I was the same person.
Lol. There were extended family members who I would run away from when they came to visit because they would try to tickle me. I always had to be forced to go and hug them. I also hated mascots with a passion. Like, yeah, I know some stranger is in that Chuck E Cheese costume... why would I want to hug him?
This was how my little brother acted.
He was awesome 99.9% of the time but if you screwed with him, he had none of it.
I see him in this exact situation doing this exact thing and giving the same look.
"You know what, I'll eat this cone. I'm done."
I miss that guy. 😥
Edit: thank you for all the kind words and well wishes. Reddit is really an awesome place.
Where’s lil bro? He sounds dope
He committed suicide last year at age 25.
We never saw it coming. Went out hiking with his friends, came home, a week later he drank a bunch and shot himself.
All his life he was never an alcohol drinker until the week leading up to it.
We planned to have a Populous 3 gaming session that week with his friends.
He was super happy and awesome. You could talk about anything with him and he would listen.
Hey, I’m so sorry for your loss. Hang in there. Reddit hug.
The last thing I said to him was joking telling him he sucked as I always did. He knew I was joking but still.
I'm dealing with suicidal depression myself. Always have been and it went away for a while but now it's come back full force.
I've been reaching out to everyone I can and am going to groups and weekly therapy.
It's never the answer my dude. I went through all that during my divorce two years ago. Gun in my mouth, and note written. My daughter is the only reason I'm not dead today. It sounds cliche, but suicide doesn't end your pain, it passes it on to someone you love. Talk to someone. Anyone.
I've been holding on. I know if I did it, it would destroy my family.
Yo shoot a dm if you need. Please. I’m so sorry for your loss.
“There's an old saying in Tennessee I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again."
Ice cream man is as cold as his wares. After the emotional breakdown from the first fake-out I would have decided it's too much for this one and just given the poor little dude his ice cream but this guy wants to draw it out even longer. It's funny but damn, someone really loves their job torturing kids.
I don't know but if I were the ice cream dude, I'd be watching my back for a while.
Sleep with both eyes open
This is why I have trust issues.
This kid must have people messing with him all the time
Sugar is a helluva drug!
Jesus all these comments about parenting and anger issues. Guys, sometimes kids are little bitches. They get into moods. It's human. They're bad at hiding it because they're new to being human.
Right? I don't think there has yet existed a toddler who never had a tantrum. I mean, we have a word specifically for this exact reaction.
Man, i remember that anger at knowing the adults were using me as a prop. Feels bad.
On the real though, what's that kid doing taking off his vest, putting up fists, AND THEN accepting food? That's how you get poisoned boy.
The best part of this is the kid's reactions, holy crap.
The scowl, the fisticuffs, then that defiant bite at the end...biggest non-verbal middle finger I've ever seen.
This kid is down to throw hands so fuckin quick
How to create a supervillain. Step 1........ .
What’s up with that fucking title.
What the fuck is this title?
My mans was ready to throw the paws on the ice cream man.