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This make me feel a little better about myself.
I read "you found me" and now have The Fray stuck in my head
I found God, on the corner of first and amistad
Lost and insecure,
You found mine, you found mine
Lying on the floor,
You found mine, you found mine
Ha. I've had another you found me stuck in my head for two days. It's by tritonal and I don't even like it that much
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whothephukami, 753 points
I think everyone is retarded in there [transcription note: there is spelled T-H-E-R-E] own way
Diverman6969, 569 points
Their* [transcription note: their is spelled T-H-E-I-R]
whothephukami, 639 points
You found mine
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He's right you know. We just use the word unique instead.
Someone explain please?
OP states that everyone is retarded in "there" own way. The second user points out that OP misused "there", which should be "their" instead. OP says "you found mine", meaning that the second user "found" OP's own case of retardation.
Hahaha, smells like woosh over here
This is so wholesome
Hey I saw this thread yesterday, cool
Man this site can move fast.
So they're good on every front except the theys? How is that suicide
I have no idea, ask the 5k people, I uploaded this while I was all dumb from a fever, I still have it, when I stand up everything is wavy
This gave me a good chuckle
Shut the flip up before I end you
Navy seal pasta in 3...2...1...
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
There she is! Also be careful about posting this if you're currently in college.
Hm why so? This joke passes off pretty well in Canada
There was a post in r/legaladvice where someone pasted the copypasta in a facebook group chat. It was reported to the school board or something, trouble for OP blah blah blah.
It was an interesting post that got very popular. I would link to it but it seems all but the title has been redacted.
Oh sweet 9 circles of fuck. I'd bust a lung seeing that shit reported on a school SPOTTED page.
Yeah, he explained to everyone that it was a well known copypasta and showed examples but apparently one offended person and some fear mongering is enough to seriously damage a persons life and reputation.
Sounds like typical and potential soccer mom behaviour. Man, some people are really fuckin' gullible.
What would you do if you found $100,000 right now and it was all clean, legal money and you didn't have to worry about family or friends coming after you for money. There are no catches here. How would you treat yourself?
My (26M) girlfriend (24F) found an engagement ring I was keeping safe for my friend until he was ready to propose. She thought it was for her and is furious that it wasn't.