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My mouth watered looking at those starbursts, I feel ashamed
Are you sure it wasn't the bell
Pavlov walks into a bar. He hears the cash register go DING and says, "Damn it, I forgot to feed the dogs."
Congrats. You made me lightly exhale pure precious air out me nostrils mate.
Why does that name ring a bell?
nice promoted post. I didn't even notice. I think I'll go buy some overpriced sugar junk next time at the store.
I’ve never understood the prejudice toward yellow and orange.
I’m a pink and orange guy myself. Old coworker was a red and yellow guy. It was like a match made in heaven.
Pink and yellow all the way!
Have you had them at the same time? Strawberry lemonade!
I'm ok with an occasional red thrown in there, but pink and yellow all the way.
My flavor soulmate
We can't be friends because wed fight over the pink and yellows
YES!!! THESE ARE THE BEST OF THEM ALL!!!!
Finally someone after my own heart!
Pink and orange all day, bruh...
My man! Pink and orange are definitely superior.
Pink and yellow is my thing. <3
Team pink and orange!
Lemon is my fav! I loved that everyone hated them when I was younger, more for me!
Same and same.
Yellow and orange are the best
BLASPHEMER! It's yellow, pink! I'd cut ya if you were here.
Yellow and pink master race checking in.
There are dozens of us.
I’m a yellow/pink kind of guy.
My daughter's favorite are yellow followed by orange. She hates anything fake strawberry or fake cherry flavored so the red and pink are all mine.
Strawberry is obviously the best, but lemon and orange are excellent as well.
Now cherry on the other hand...
Real cherries taste pretty good.
But for some reason every damn company that ever existed decided that medicine should have artificial cherry flavor despite the fact that it tastes awful either way.
As a result I hate even the thought of fake cherry flavoring.
Same thing with grape flavor. They don’t taste anything like the real thing and all they remind me of is shitty cough medicine.
Yeah my kiddo likes the pink and red ones and I happily eat the orange and yellow
Red is the worst.
Cherry candy in general is bad. Why don't I just chug some damn cough syrup?
I love cough syrup
Me neither. I do really enjoy the pink, but I also really like the yellow. I would say that those two are my favourites. Haven't had them in more than a decade, but that's what I remember anyway. :)
Anyone else think the hands in both pictures look like children's hands?
THANK YOU! The second picture either has tiny hands or gigantic starburst…which I would enjoy.
Yeah, I thought that was the joke, but it still wasn’t funny, so I assumed it was some new meme I didn’t understand, so I came to the comments and everyone is just acting like that “kid” doesn’t have monster hands and that parent isn’t holding mega starbursts. I’m so confused. Also, pink4life.
Just get the fave-red variety.
My mind was blown when I first saw these.
In the normal pack, i like them in order of - pink, red, orange, yellow, all delightful but some are clearly superior
In the fav-reds, I'd go dark-red, pink, red, neon-ish pink (watermelon).
What was once in my top 2 is a bottom 2 in those packs.
I vaguely remember like a tropical flavors, too? With like, purple, teal, maybe an orangey yellow and....another color?
Yes I bought a Halloween pack that has regulars, the reds, and the tropical. Spoiler: they wont last until halloween.
Tropical flavor has kiwi strawberry (good), mango something (decent), banana (gag me), and piña colada (barf)
Hmmm those tropicals all sound good to me, but starbursts have a way of being almost unlike other candies of the same flavor. Pina colada is like my favorite anything.
They had an all pink pack at one point, I bought like 5 of them, but it was limited so I never saw it again.
Are you serious? Orange and red are the absolute best. I used to steal them from my damn teacher. Now I might only remember this cause I’m drunk but they are the shit
I like them all except for red, but I think I'm the only person to hold that preference.
Ship all your reds to my address
Lmao dam idk why this made me laugh so hard I read it so fast
You are not alone
There are dozens of us...DOZENS
No, no you are not alone. Red has always been meh to me. I love me some pinks and yellows. Orange is a solid candidate, too.
Red is my least favorite as well.
Red tastes like plastic wax poor cherry
Red is EASILY the worst for me
So nice to give your child the best flavors! 😎
Pink is the best but I'd totally give up pink to avoid red
I like the cut of your jib. Pink>Yellow=Orange>Red
I am really surprised by all these preferences I thought mine was the most common.
Same here!! Thought that was consensus
Red starburst are a scourge upon the earth. Red starburst poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses.
I'm also pretty sure I saw one kick my dog once.
I am pretty sure that is the most common. I also think that is also the order from least tart to most tart so it seems pretty reasonable that would be the most common.
Lemon kids just feel the need to make their voices heard. It is like people who say they like vanilla better than chocolate. I am pretty sure they know they are insane.
Actual vanilla ice cream can go toe to toe with chocolate. But most "vanilla" ice cream is just plain ice cream essentially, so of course chocolate would win. But the higher quality ice cream, the better vanilla will taste.
Chocolate is clearly better most of the time, but the very best vanilla ice cream is unbelievably good. Like when the quality of the ice cream base itself is really high, vanilla is the best because it's tasty in its own right without covering up the rich custard flavor of the ice cream.
Good vanilla ice cream is best ice cream!
We can be buddies, red are my favorite
a nation divided
Lemon are my favorite
YES!!! Screw the rest, I just want a bag full of lemon starbursts
We could work together for the common good!
lemon are my favorite, orange are my second favorite.
I’m not alone! <3
Never knew so many people liked the yellow ones.
Same. I always go for the red/yellow combo. Orange and pink are given away.
Yellow and orange are the best combo, especially when you eat them at the same time. Fight me.
YELLOW AND ORANGE ARE THE BEST
I like mixing pink and yellow for a refreshing strawberry lemonade taste.
You're all wrong
Unwrap one of each
Stack them all on top of each other
Press them together until it's close to a cube shape
Roll the cube around until it becomes a sphere
Put in mouth
I call it a Death Star (Starburst, it's a sphere, and it's overkill). There will be drool.
Orange, Yellow, Pink, Red. I would always give my reds away when I was younger.
ITT a bunch of sociopaths that hate red starburst.
Red is garbage. My kids can suffer while I eat the superior flavors
... But red and yellow are the two best. This seems like a fair swap.
Except lemon is always the superior flavor
Haha...I like the lemon and orange better than whatever those other loser flavors are.
Wtf orange is the best
Orange, pink, yellow. I let my coworkers have the red ones.
Yellow is 100% the best flavor
Red is fucking garbage. Legit gives me a headache.
Pink is my least Favourite I love all the others
I actually like red
Without you they wouldn't be alive to know what any Starbursts taste like... I say you deserve them. lol
According to this thread I should have no problem finding my perfect Starburst counter-part. I love the yellow and orange and find the pink ones especially nasty (have they ever changed the taste on those I haven't had any in a while).
orange and red all the way
I like the yellow and the pink
I just want you to understand how deep I felt this in my soul. I have conditioned my kids, now teens/preteens, to acknowledge pink starbursts as the mom tax. From the time they were little they would gleefully bring me pink starbursts. As they got older they started saving them from school parties and trick or treating. And now they reluctantly save them for me all day as if it’s an obligation. It is my greatest win as a parent.
Red Orange Yellow Pink
Edit: "Yellow, Pink, Orange, Red", which is so very very wrong, is pulling ahead, here. And I posted first. We can all agree that pink is dead last, right? Cmon guys, vote!
The perfect order
This is the correct answer. Pink is borderline inedible, tastes like overly sweet wax to me. At least they're easy to give away.
THIS! People think I’m crazy when I tell them that pink is my least favorite.
Haha. No doubt. Yellow is better than pink, even though it always seems to be stale.
In an entirely subjective topic, you’ve found the objectively correct answer. Well done!
Bit confused. Here in the UK we have red (strawberry), purple (blackcurrant), orange (take a guess) and green (lemon and lime).
Red is gross. Pink and orange are the best.
Just when I thought this sub couldn’t go any lower, it starts posting memes from Facebook.
lol who HASN'T done this? Everyone knows that red and pink are the best flavors!
Orange > Yellow > Red > Unholy spawn of satan that is pink.
Orange and Cherry all the way.
Red and orange master race
It's Red & Orange only, you beautiful savages