Better than the dude who had roaches breeding in his cum and he thought they were his children so he kept them as pets.

Edit: Silver, nice.

da fuq did I just read?

I just laughed, and it was purely because of shock.

I laughed too, but I think it was self defence

Ok I’m feeling personally attacked rn

Did you just assume your gender?!

Cockroaches aren't pet animals. Other animals deserve their freedom. You wouldn't trade freedom for comfort and safety, and you have no right to force that trade on other animals.

Other animals aren't toys to be dressed up and posed for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. Leave other animals alone. Humans have a serious lack of empathy when it comes to other animals. They're not mindless machines. Their emotions aren't muted. Human ego is disgusting.

There are far too many animals in orphanages, many kill orphanages, some gas chamber orphanages, to justify breeding/buying from breeders. They're not property to be bought/sold. Adopt. They'll show you how full of love life is. Save their life, and they'll save yours.

Other animals don't have "vets". They have doctors. Just like humans. There's no distinction. There'd be outrage if different humans had different doctors and terms depending on their race. It's no different for other animals. That's speciesism.

People spend money on war rather than helping other animals. Medical care should be socialised, like humans have.

Other animals don't belong in the entertainment industry. Not only is it extremely stressful for them, and wild animals are abused until they submit to human will, but how dare you deprive them of their life. Elephants that do tricks and give rides aren't happy. They do it out of fear of what happens if they refuse. Swimming with dolphins isn't a good activity. It's extremely stressful for them, and leads to them catching diseases. They're viewed as tools for profit, nothing else.

Other apes, monkeys, and horses used on cards smiling because they're happy. Other apes and monkeys do what's called a "fear grimace", while horses smile in submission. They're not happy, they're abused.

Experimenting on other animals is vile. How dare you cause such immense suffering and murder. You're birthing them to torture them. What a miserable existence. That constant, unending torture is unimaginable for most people.

Fireworks and other explosions are horrible. Other animals, like cats and dogs, get absolutely terrified by fireworks. Causing such intense, unending fear is unjustifiable.

Oreos and Doritos use #ConflictPalmOil, leading to extinction of countless species, such as orangutans. 25 orangutans are murdered every day for unsustainable palm oil production. https://www.ran.org/publications/conflict_palm_oil_the_human_cost_of_conflict_palm_oil/

Leather's disgusting. Other animals, especially cows, suffer tremendously for leather production. It's not just a by-product of the meat industry. https://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/leather-is-more-than-a-by-product-of-the-meat-industry/ https://www.care2.com/causes/the-shocking-truth-about-leather-no-its-not-a-meat-byproduct.html https://amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/aug/27/ethicalfashion.leather

Fur and down are the result of immense torture and horrific murder. https://relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2016/08/wildlife-china-fur-farming-welfare https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fur-farms-animal-welfare-cruelty-cannibalism-mink-foxes-coat-jacket-a8647616.html?amp https://www.furfreealliance.com/severe-animal-cruelty-polish-fur-farms-revealed/ https://www.thedodo.com/amphtml/fur-farms-stop-the-cruelty-1527692086.html https://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/here-are-the-innocent-faces-of-the-cruel-fur-industry/ http://www.onegreenplanet.org/news/top-brands-using-fur-from-monster-foxes/

Wool is a product of abuse, just like fur, angora, and mohair, not just in the East, but western nations like America, the UK, and Australia, too. https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/a-wool-jumper-is-just-as-cruel-as-a-mink-coat-9610133.html?amp

Dogs and wolves don't have a strict hierarchy with an alpha. Treating them like they do is just cruel and confusing. https://io9.gizmodo.com/why-everything-you-know-about-wolf-packs-is-wrong-502754629

Canada and Trudeau still let baby seals have their skulls smashed to bits with clubs. http://www.hsi.org/assets/pdfs/myths_and_facts_seal_hunt.pdf https://relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2017/04/wildlife-watch-canada-harp-seal-hunt https://www.thedodo.com/amphtml/canada-seal-hunt-2333758471.html https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XCYf9q9t9bo

Don't feed birds bread, or cats cows' milk or cheese. Bread has no nutritional value for birds, it just stops them from eating useful food, and cats are lactose intolerant. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1953493/Royal-Society-for-the-Protection-of-Birds-RSPB-says-to-ban-bread-as-bird-food.html https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/why-cant-cats-drink-milk-plus-6-other-feline-myths/ https://pets.webmd.com/cats/ss/slideshow-foods-your-cat-should-never-eat

Littering's disgusting. Other animals have to walk on that floor, and right next to your rubbish. They don't want to do that. Don't be a selfish cunt.

Glitter, sequins, and microbeads don't decompose. They stay in the environment, and end up being swallowed by other animals.

Everything humans do is by definition animalistic, because humans are animals. There's no distinction. It's specifically because you're an animal that you can be a human. Being an animal isn't an insult. It's awesome. It's what lets you be you.

You can't own another living thing. They're not consumer goods to be bought and sold. They're not property. They're above monetary value. They're not toys for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. We're not their owners, we're their parents.

Pet isn't an insult. That's horrible. A pet is an animal of another species, in your family, that you care for. They're your children, and brothers, and sisters, and cousins, not some ornament to have around for novelty, that you only pay attention to when you're bored. Species is irrelevant to family.

Stone Cold Steve Austin, Shawn Michaels, Brock Lesnar, Goldust, and Ted DiBiase Jr. are abusers. Fishing and other hunting is murder. Other animals' lives aren't your playthings. Leave other animals alone.

You wouldn't do it to humans, so don't do it to other animals. It's that simple.

‬No one has the right to make fun of, or hurt, or abuse, or exploit, or murder, any other animal, for any reason.

Do what is right, not what is easy.

Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.

AnimalCruelty #AnimalAbuse #AnimalWelfare #AnimalRights #AdoptDontShop #OptToAdopt

Are you mentally ill?

not just in the East, but western nations like America, the UK, and Australia, too.

🤔

I agreed until I got to the end.. Sorry, I like to eat other animals. Like u said, we are animals too lol

You work for PETA don't you?

Oh man, I wish I had the link for you. That was truly a stomach churning epic, like the Odyssey of "da fuq did I just read"

I remember that one.

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I fail to see the relevance. Apparently I'm not alone.

You give the people who push for more animal rights a bad name.

Check this account’s history. Literally all it does it copy paste this same garbage everywhere.

Yup, I'm going through his account and reporting everything lol

Right? I vocally exclaimed "oh no!" upon reading it.

For me it was, "WHAT THE HELL?!" out loud. Very loud, sorry for scaring you Mr. Kitty.

Haven't heard of the museum of filth yet, huh?

jazz music stop

Bahahah! Here u go.

Cockroaches aren't pet animals. Other animals deserve their freedom. You wouldn't trade freedom for comfort and safety, and you have no right to force that trade on other animals.

Other animals aren't toys to be dressed up and posed for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. Leave other animals alone. Humans have a serious lack of empathy when it comes to other animals. They're not mindless machines. Their emotions aren't muted. Human ego is disgusting.

There are far too many animals in orphanages, many kill orphanages, some gas chamber orphanages, to justify breeding/buying from breeders. They're not property to be bought/sold. Adopt. They'll show you how full of love life is. Save their life, and they'll save yours.

Other animals don't have "vets". They have doctors. Just like humans. There's no distinction. There'd be outrage if different humans had different doctors and terms depending on their race. It's no different for other animals. That's speciesism.

People spend money on war rather than helping other animals. Medical care should be socialised, like humans have.

Other animals don't belong in the entertainment industry. Not only is it extremely stressful for them, and wild animals are abused until they submit to human will, but how dare you deprive them of their life. Elephants that do tricks and give rides aren't happy. They do it out of fear of what happens if they refuse. Swimming with dolphins isn't a good activity. It's extremely stressful for them, and leads to them catching diseases. They're viewed as tools for profit, nothing else.

Other apes, monkeys, and horses used on cards smiling because they're happy. Other apes and monkeys do what's called a "fear grimace", while horses smile in submission. They're not happy, they're abused.

Experimenting on other animals is vile. How dare you cause such immense suffering and murder. You're birthing them to torture them. What a miserable existence. That constant, unending torture is unimaginable for most people.

Fireworks and other explosions are horrible. Other animals, like cats and dogs, get absolutely terrified by fireworks. Causing such intense, unending fear is unjustifiable.

Oreos and Doritos use #ConflictPalmOil, leading to extinction of countless species, such as orangutans. 25 orangutans are murdered every day for unsustainable palm oil production. https://www.ran.org/publications/conflict_palm_oil_the_human_cost_of_conflict_palm_oil/

Leather's disgusting. Other animals, especially cows, suffer tremendously for leather production. It's not just a by-product of the meat industry. https://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/leather-is-more-than-a-by-product-of-the-meat-industry/ https://www.care2.com/causes/the-shocking-truth-about-leather-no-its-not-a-meat-byproduct.html https://amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/aug/27/ethicalfashion.leather

Fur and down are the result of immense torture and horrific murder. https://relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2016/08/wildlife-china-fur-farming-welfare https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fur-farms-animal-welfare-cruelty-cannibalism-mink-foxes-coat-jacket-a8647616.html?amp https://www.furfreealliance.com/severe-animal-cruelty-polish-fur-farms-revealed/ https://www.thedodo.com/amphtml/fur-farms-stop-the-cruelty-1527692086.html https://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/here-are-the-innocent-faces-of-the-cruel-fur-industry/ http://www.onegreenplanet.org/news/top-brands-using-fur-from-monster-foxes/

Wool is a product of abuse, just like fur, angora, and mohair, not just in the East, but western nations like America, the UK, and Australia, too. https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/a-wool-jumper-is-just-as-cruel-as-a-mink-coat-9610133.html?amp

Dogs and wolves don't have a strict hierarchy with an alpha. Treating them like they do is just cruel and confusing. https://io9.gizmodo.com/why-everything-you-know-about-wolf-packs-is-wrong-502754629

Canada and Trudeau still let baby seals have their skulls smashed to bits with clubs. http://www.hsi.org/assets/pdfs/myths_and_facts_seal_hunt.pdf https://relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2017/04/wildlife-watch-canada-harp-seal-hunt https://www.thedodo.com/amphtml/canada-seal-hunt-2333758471.html https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XCYf9q9t9bo

Don't feed birds bread, or cats cows' milk or cheese. Bread has no nutritional value for birds, it just stops them from eating useful food, and cats are lactose intolerant. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1953493/Royal-Society-for-the-Protection-of-Birds-RSPB-says-to-ban-bread-as-bird-food.html https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/why-cant-cats-drink-milk-plus-6-other-feline-myths/ https://pets.webmd.com/cats/ss/slideshow-foods-your-cat-should-never-eat

Littering's disgusting. Other animals have to walk on that floor, and right next to your rubbish. They don't want to do that. Don't be a selfish cunt.

Glitter, sequins, and microbeads don't decompose. They stay in the environment, and end up being swallowed by other animals.

Everything humans do is by definition animalistic, because humans are animals. There's no distinction. It's specifically because you're an animal that you can be a human. Being an animal isn't an insult. It's awesome. It's what lets you be you.

You can't own another living thing. They're not consumer goods to be bought and sold. They're not property. They're above monetary value. They're not toys for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. We're not their owners, we're their parents.

Pet isn't an insult. That's horrible. A pet is an animal of another species, in your family, that you care for. They're your children, and brothers, and sisters, and cousins, not some ornament to have around for novelty, that you only pay attention to when you're bored. Species is irrelevant to family.

Stone Cold Steve Austin, Shawn Michaels, Brock Lesnar, Goldust, and Ted DiBiase Jr. are abusers. Fishing and other hunting is murder. Other animals' lives aren't your playthings. Leave other animals alone.

You wouldn't do it to humans, so don't do it to other animals. It's that simple.

‬No one has the right to make fun of, or hurt, or abuse, or exploit, or murder, any other animal, for any reason.

Do what is right, not what is easy.

Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.

AnimalCruelty #AnimalAbuse #AnimalWelfare #AnimalRights #AdoptDontShop #OptToAdopt

Poppa Roach

Suffocation, no breathing

Don’t give a fuck if I’m cumming or bleeding

Cum my life into pieces

Lol got me

Please no

Have you got the link... Asking for a friend

Wow.

I'm speachless.

Papa roach 😂😂😂

Lol I'd say the majority of redditing is done on mobile

Funny thing is that I'm on my phone right now, so I r/foundthemobileuser 'ered myself too.

oh god i had repressed the memory of reading that one

Pets? No. But now that you mention it, the guy pouring it behind his bed did say it had maggots in it.

I wish I could make this shit up. He probably did.

Bullshit. Very disgusting but bullshit. Bugs won't grow out of old semen. I know this from having the sex (which is messy sometimes for all uninitiated) and missing spots when cleaning up.

Maybe he was so unkempt that it was somehow possible but... idk not gonna think about it anymore.

No man...this isn't just random spots you missed while cleaning, this is Concentrated Cum Coverage.

ahhh the ol' Triple C

Thanks I hate it

I gotta read this

Ok hold on, hold the fuck on. This is word for word exact same post I was talking about. BUT with a completely alternate ending. Word. For. Word.

Idk, copypasta is possible. I take anything I read in reddit with a grain of salt. Imo 99% of the stories on here are made up to get a rise out of people or for karma

Link to the week ago one!

The one I read is gone, but I searched one WFW sentence and found an old one in r/copypasta. It's not as nicely formatted, but proves it's old and fake.

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/6m8f5a/so_i_know_most_people_masturbate_in_the_shower_or/

What's the one you read?

Liiiiinks

Thank you, that was a thrilling read

Wtf where did u read that?!

Excuse me, what??

Please, tell me you have a link, I want to see how is babby form

Holy fuck

not like this

Oh my

don't do that.

This is fucking horrific.

Ahh Reddit, a place of many things, some wonderful, some involving cockroach children and cum. Ahh Reddit.

I've seen some things. I've seen some stuff. But this, this right here... no thank you.

Joe's Apartment

This is magnificent! Nobody in the whole world is going to believe you, but Jesus it's magnificent.

Or the dude who used a fruit as his onahole, but kept on using it until he was scarred for life when he used it one last time and found maggots on this dick

That can’t be real

Had to scream away the horror.

WHAT THE HOLY FUCK DID I JUST READ!

Cockroaches aren't pet animals. Other animals deserve their freedom. You wouldn't trade freedom for comfort and safety, and you have no right to force that trade on other animals.

Other animals aren't toys to be dressed up and posed for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. Leave other animals alone. Humans have a serious lack of empathy when it comes to other animals. They're not mindless machines. Their emotions aren't muted. Human ego is disgusting.

There are far too many animals in orphanages, many kill orphanages, some gas chamber orphanages, to justify breeding/buying from breeders. They're not property to be bought/sold. Adopt. They'll show you how full of love life is. Save their life, and they'll save yours.

Other animals don't have "vets". They have doctors. Just like humans. There's no distinction. There'd be outrage if different humans had different doctors and terms depending on their race. It's no different for other animals. That's speciesism.

People spend money on war rather than helping other animals. Medical care should be socialised, like humans have.

Other animals don't belong in the entertainment industry. Not only is it extremely stressful for them, and wild animals are abused until they submit to human will, but how dare you deprive them of their life. Elephants that do tricks and give rides aren't happy. They do it out of fear of what happens if they refuse. Swimming with dolphins isn't a good activity. It's extremely stressful for them, and leads to them catching diseases. They're viewed as tools for profit, nothing else.

Other apes, monkeys, and horses used on cards smiling because they're happy. Other apes and monkeys do what's called a "fear grimace", while horses smile in submission. They're not happy, they're abused.

Experimenting on other animals is vile. How dare you cause such immense suffering and murder. You're birthing them to torture them. What a miserable existence. That constant, unending torture is unimaginable for most people.

Fireworks and other explosions are horrible. Other animals, like cats and dogs, get absolutely terrified by fireworks. Causing such intense, unending fear is unjustifiable.

Oreos and Doritos use #ConflictPalmOil, leading to extinction of countless species, such as orangutans. 25 orangutans are murdered every day for unsustainable palm oil production. https://www.ran.org/publications/conflict_palm_oil_the_human_cost_of_conflict_palm_oil/

Leather's disgusting. Other animals, especially cows, suffer tremendously for leather production. It's not just a by-product of the meat industry. https://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/leather-is-more-than-a-by-product-of-the-meat-industry/ https://www.care2.com/causes/the-shocking-truth-about-leather-no-its-not-a-meat-byproduct.html https://amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/aug/27/ethicalfashion.leather

Fur and down are the result of immense torture and horrific murder. https://relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2016/08/wildlife-china-fur-farming-welfare https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fur-farms-animal-welfare-cruelty-cannibalism-mink-foxes-coat-jacket-a8647616.html?amp https://www.furfreealliance.com/severe-animal-cruelty-polish-fur-farms-revealed/ https://www.thedodo.com/amphtml/fur-farms-stop-the-cruelty-1527692086.html https://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/here-are-the-innocent-faces-of-the-cruel-fur-industry/ http://www.onegreenplanet.org/news/top-brands-using-fur-from-monster-foxes/

Wool is a product of abuse, just like fur, angora, and mohair, not just in the East, but western nations like America, the UK, and Australia, too. https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/a-wool-jumper-is-just-as-cruel-as-a-mink-coat-9610133.html?amp

Dogs and wolves don't have a strict hierarchy with an alpha. Treating them like they do is just cruel and confusing. https://io9.gizmodo.com/why-everything-you-know-about-wolf-packs-is-wrong-502754629

Canada and Trudeau still let baby seals have their skulls smashed to bits with clubs. http://www.hsi.org/assets/pdfs/myths_and_facts_seal_hunt.pdf https://relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2017/04/wildlife-watch-canada-harp-seal-hunt https://www.thedodo.com/amphtml/canada-seal-hunt-2333758471.html https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XCYf9q9t9bo

Don't feed birds bread, or cats cows' milk or cheese. Bread has no nutritional value for birds, it just stops them from eating useful food, and cats are lactose intolerant. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1953493/Royal-Society-for-the-Protection-of-Birds-RSPB-says-to-ban-bread-as-bird-food.html https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/why-cant-cats-drink-milk-plus-6-other-feline-myths/ https://pets.webmd.com/cats/ss/slideshow-foods-your-cat-should-never-eat

Littering's disgusting. Other animals have to walk on that floor, and right next to your rubbish. They don't want to do that. Don't be a selfish cunt.

Glitter, sequins, and microbeads don't decompose. They stay in the environment, and end up being swallowed by other animals.

Everything humans do is by definition animalistic, because humans are animals. There's no distinction. It's specifically because you're an animal that you can be a human. Being an animal isn't an insult. It's awesome. It's what lets you be you.

You can't own another living thing. They're not consumer goods to be bought and sold. They're not property. They're above monetary value. They're not toys for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. We're not their owners, we're their parents.

Pet isn't an insult. That's horrible. A pet is an animal of another species, in your family, that you care for. They're your children, and brothers, and sisters, and cousins, not some ornament to have around for novelty, that you only pay attention to when you're bored. Species is irrelevant to family.

Stone Cold Steve Austin, Shawn Michaels, Brock Lesnar, Goldust, and Ted DiBiase Jr. are abusers. Fishing and other hunting is murder. Other animals' lives aren't your playthings. Leave other animals alone.

You wouldn't do it to humans, so don't do it to other animals. It's that simple.

‬No one has the right to make fun of, or hurt, or abuse, or exploit, or murder, any other animal, for any reason.

Do what is right, not what is easy.

Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.

AnimalCruelty #AnimalAbuse #AnimalWelfare #AnimalRights #AdoptDontShop #OptToAdopt